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Controversial question: Why do the Yellowtists love Miriam and Gina?

Both the late Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Gina Lopez are well-loved by the Filipino people (not all, ha). Well, including the self-righteous Dilawtistas.

Now if you please, this is my question, and I’ll do my best to answer it (holy fuq mehn!).

Why do the Yellowtists love Miriam and Gina?

1.) Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Gina Lopez show that they’re the women to be sought after – These two women are attractive to the intellectual elite, if not the masa.

2.) Both of ’em come from distinct backgrounds – Miriam coming from an intellectual family, and Gina being a passionate environmentalist.

I’ll tell you what: I base everything on Twitter, which I believe, is the “last lungga of the elitistas.”

Miriam Defensor-Santiago

“I will not question Duterte’s victory, but why is Miriam near the bottom of the list!?”

“Mataas ang ratings nila Sotto tsaka Pacquiao, ngunit kay Miriam wala!”

“Can’t someone like Miriam be given a chance?”

Gina Lopez

“Gina Lopez is the only person who has the balls to close mining firms, but she cannot be appointed by the CA. More fun in the Philippines!”

“Gina is pro-poor! She cares for the people and the environment! Long live Gina!”

“Hindi nagkamali si Duterte sa pag-appoint kay Gina bilang kalihim ng DENR.”

The Dilawtistas did not give in to the so-called “emote-emote” of the BOBOTANTES!

If you don’t like the “enemy” of the people, which is obviously the Dilawtistas, then sometimes they DO make sense. Well, sometimes. In fact, they insist that Neri Colmenares and Risa Hontiveros are more substantial than Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao. Also, these Dilawtistas have no time to watch telebasuras. For them, telebasuras are what they call as, “BAKYA.”

Oo na, i-emphasize niyo kung gaano sila ka-elitista, but mind you, again I’m not going to be their apologist, but they make sense. Sabihin nating mas maraming paring mga bobotante sa kanila, ngunit pagdating siguro sa mga may prinsipyo, hindi naman sila nagkulang. In fact, if you’re going to accuse Risa Hontiveros for being a feminazi, mind you, we still don’t like her, but we will still give credit where it is due, when it comes to the Mental Health Bill. Iyan ang wala kina SUPOTto tsaka kay FLUNKman, eh!

Of course, bobotante parin ang maituturi ko sa mga elitista ay dahil, siyempre pro-Drilon tsaka pro-Trillanes sila, samantalang mga iyun, mga totoong SWAPANG!

And mind you, Gina Lopez was voted by the LP horde, plus Sotto and Fuckman, which I think is like, “Punyeta!”

No wonder, the yellows would benefit from her pala! Hindi parin mawawala ang pagiging Lopez niya, which means, DUGONG OLIGARCH!

This made me and my team accept her rejection. WE KNEW IT, she will be rejected without questions asked. This is because, despite her advocacies, eh ano palang silbi nun kung mga idolo lang din ng mga bobotante’t mga Dilawtista ang boboto sa kanya? It’s like, what is beauty and talent, if you lack charisma?

Gan’tong logic lang iyan: Bakit mas maraming umi-idolo kay Sandara Park kesa kay Maja Salvador? Obviously, Sandara will win in the grand finals of Star Circle Quest, simply because of her charisma (bueno, hindi pa siya gaano ka-talentado). In fact, does Maja Salvador have the same traits as Sandara Park? Mind you, Maj will only end up like Charice Pempengco!

Also, speaking of Charice Pempengco, she may have the voice of a soul diva, but still, she lacks charisma. Sus! Never mind her “so-so” looks, hindi iyan basehan ng magandang boses. Eh, kung sino pa nga ang malalapad ang ilong, matataba, tsaka ITIM (as in the N-word, ha), sila pa ang biniyayaan ng ginintuang boses. Tingnan niyo na lang kaya si Frenchie Dy.

However, sayang si Charice. I mean, really. Kung hindi lang niya pinilit sa mga tao ang sekswalidad niya, eh ‘di sana sikat na sikat parin siya hanggang ngayon!

Personality and charisma are the ones that will bring you UP! That’s the moral of the story. Same goes when it comes to politics. Papano nga, kung karamihan sa mga fans ng isang pulitiko eh mga Dilawan lang din pala?

Kaya supalpal nga si Hornyvirus ay dahil karamihan pa naman sa mga supporters niya, eh mga Dilawan. Nga lang kasi, eh ayaw na ayaw naman sa kanya ng mga leftist. Bueno, “bridging” the “left” and yellowtism does not work. Gan’to lang iyan: The yellows and left love each other today. Tomorrow, they don’t. On the next day they do, and so on. In short, GAMITAN!

But speaking of Miriam, she does not have the same reception like that of Gina. However, there were mixed feelings when Miriam chose BongBong Marcos as her running-mate. Heto lang iyan: Miriam chose BBM because, he is her friend. Well, hindi lang iyan. Miriam chose BBM, is to help him. Iyun iyon. Also, people are already expecting a “dream team” between the two, though si Digong talaga ang gusto maging running-mate ni BBM.

The truth is, Miriam ran for president even though she’s dying of cancer is because, she saw something “not right” at the International Criminal Court, meaning to say that she cannot even reveal it to everybody. Kung kelan lang siya pumanaw, saka lang nalaman ng buong mundo ang dark side ng ICC. Remember the “International Caucasian Court” controversy?

Heto lang iyun: Both Miriam and Gina are also well-loved by the Dilawtista is because, for them, they’re both awesome, and they represent what a true Filipino bad-ass should be about.

NOTE: This is a collab blog entry with mspanythinginrandom!

G Tong-HIT should shut the eff up, if she believes she’s WAY BETTER than MOCHA!

Yeah, I know G Toengi is beautiful, but to be honest… she does have a heart of STONE. Sa Tagalog, PUSONG BATO!

I still like G Toengi, but NOT when it comes to POLITICS!!!

What qualifications AGAIN!?

Well, like what The Yellow Oligarch Haters’ Club said, “You don’t need to have a PhD in Rocket Science or to surpass the wealth of Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg!”

Yeah right, it’s a right thing for ka-DDS Vivian Velez to expose your shits, G!

Vivian Velez said,

Some publicity hungry, hypocritical and intellectual wanna be, pretending not to care host just placed herself (yes, she placed herself intently and intentionally) right at the back of the most popular Filipino internet figure, hollering, “giddiyap! Let’s go!” Another Blue passport holder biatch that makes her believe that she is all knowing and superior than any of us. Remember your roots, girl! Di ba, Peter Flores Serrano? hahaha
#hypocrite #starlet #Fieldsbaby #checkpointbabe #AngelesCity

Never mess with the DDS alliance, esp. Vivian Velez! Bago pa nga naging DDS si Kap Vivian, remember when she exposed Cristine Reyes’s bad attitude!? However, she chose to resign, because she herself prefers not to waste her time “powertripping” such a skank! For Vivian, powertripping in a set is a sign of unprofessionalism.

LAOS na si G Toengi—or G TongHIT!

Kung ako nga kay G, I would rather renounce my Filipino citizenship instead. Magiging Filipino ka lang ba kapag suportado mo si gan’to? Kunwari, we supported NoyNoy, but we chose to STOP supporting him instead, and do things into our own hands. Sobrang nakaka-baliw na ang admin ni Noynoy, and believe it or not—Duterte admin is more praised all over the world. Bakit, tingin niyo ba, sikat na sikat sa Japan ang mga katulad ni Noynoy Fuckquino!?

HUWAG KAMI, mga DILAWTISTA!!!

Wala paring sinabi si Tonghit kay Lea Salonga, because guess what? Lea Salonga kept herself neutral when it comes to the Marcos regime: She said, the Marcoses were good to her, but she won’t ever deny the dark side. Tama nga naman, oh. If Lea Salonga is feisty, then G is worse. However, I could say, mas sikat parin si Lea Salonga, mainly because she does not fail to bridge the high society, and the masa. Bakit pala, kaya ba ni Tonghit iyan!?

And never forget, Tonghit is still the typical “fresh-off-the-boat” immigrant Yankee who supports the Yellows. Wow, nakiki-sosyo lang kay Loida!? REALLY NOW!?

Because of that, Tonghit is… “nilalangaw and not-so-popular” in the Philippines. Ayaw na ayaw pa naman ng karamihan sa mga Pilipino ang mga mapag-panggap na konyo, gaya niya!

Sayang, dahil ine-endorso pa naman kita bilang isa sa mga “dapat tularan” pagdating sa married life. Ngunit… pagdating sa pulitika, hindi ka dapat pagkatiwalaan.

No wonder, a lot of people exposed your dark side. Hindi ka lang snob, you proved na Dilawtista ka rin pala, gaya ni Kaloy (Celdran)! SUS! Hindi ka na dapat tangkilikin ng mga Pilipino! Also, it’s right that people are now looking down on you due to your Dilawtista mentality!

Ginising mo lang din naman ang isyu tungkol kay MOCHA USON, eh!

Forget about the fact that Mocha was once a sex blogger. Do we need to bring that shit up!?

Mocha Uson did not do anything wrong towards you, Tonghit! To be honest, Mocha volunteered to defend and support Digong AT ALL COSTS! Iyan ang KAILANGAN para maging CommTeam member ng administration… lalo na kapag si Duterte ang pinagtatanggol mo.

Bakit pala Tonghit, did you even do the same type of volunteering when Noynoy was president? And I’m not going to spare Carlos Celdran either, because, did he ever defend Noynoy Aquino like a bH0WsZx like what Mocha did!?

LOL!!! FUCKING LOL!!!

In fact, G Toengi and Carlos Celdran’s aristocratic features, plus their YANKEE-based background does not make sense anymore! Like what Miss Maharlika said, “What’s the use of your credentials, your awards, medals, and of course, your PhD and shit, if you do this to MAKE HASIK THE LAGIM!?”

Well, a lot of self-righteous, all-knowing elitistas are doing the same shit. Sure, granted, it’s partly the fault of Filipinos who stay self-righteous, all-knowing, and most of all, anti-CHANGE. Ayaw niyo parin sa divorce law? Ayaw niyo parin sa free market economy!? And most of all, don’t you believe that Marcos and Duterte are a gazillion more times BETTER and willing to bridge the gap between the high society and the common people, more than the YELLOW CULT!?

TELL ME, why do you think that a divorce law in the Philippines, and a free-market economy (as in tanggal ang 60/40 bullshit restrictions), will be an ABOMINATION to the Philippines!? It only means, you only patronize the following: The OLIGARCHS, and the POLITICAL DYNASTIES who are fixated to awards, medals, qualifications, titles, or a PhD in ROCKET SCIENCE.

And like what The Grumpy Professor said, “Kindly renounce your Filipino citizenship and move elsewhere to another planet like Kepler 452b and spread your bullshit there! Or if the locals in that planet are vomiting on you, kindly move to a country like TrES-2b or a glass-raining planet like the HD189733b.”

Harsh, huh?

Honestly, one does not need a Doctor of Philosophy in Rocket Science, or a perfect score in TOEFL and IELTS to be qualified to do this job. It’s about VOLUNTEERING at your own pace. PERIOD!!!

Thanks Inday Maharlika for the video!!! ❤