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Throwback: Sandara Park was SCQ’s Darling is because of her CHARISMA!

Credits to lovelybaquero for the pic!

If ever you HATED Sandara Park before she became a 2NE1 pop idol, lemme tell you that… CONGRATULATIONS! Because of your crab mentality, then where are your so-called “IDOLS” now?

MSP on Sandara Park

I like Sandara Park. Care ko ba kung Korean siya? At least, she’s a game-changer. For me, she is a Filipino who has the flesh and blood of a Korean; the resident Grace Lee of Kapamilya network before she became a 2NE1 member.

Granted, she was the “least talented” among the contestants of Star Circle Quest, yet what makes her even MORE popular than her more talented counterpart, let’s say, Neri Naig-Miranda?

Simple: CHARISMA

That trait is something you can never ever feel with your gut… on a Charice Pempengco. Sabihin nating “world-class” ang talento ni Charice, mainly because she has a big voice, good enough to contend with musical DIVAS, yet she’s now a laughing stock simply because of her bad attitude.

Sa sobrang taas ba naman ng pride, ayun! NALAOS!

Now you know the difference between Dara and Charice.

No matter how talented you are, it will be NOTHING if you have bad attitude. Look at your Charice, where is she now? Partida, nakipag-duet pa iyan kay KiBum ng Super Junior, eh! Also, naging guest pa siya sa ELLEN tsaka OPRAH, ah!

But look at Sandara Park, even though she went solo, she still has a good following! Iba parin talaga kapag Silangang Asyano, anoh?

Well, swerte ni Dara since Koreana siya. Also, when you’re going to venture on Korean entertainment, alagang-alaga ka talaga. Kung mahigpit ang mga entertainment industries sa Korea, and sometimes they’re on the verge of exploiting their talents, in Dara’s case, she takes advantage of her fame to reach out to people. And guess what? She’s never been more confidently beautiful with a heart, ever since rising to fame as a REAL K-POP star.

And in addition, she defended the Philippines from the YELLOW DETRACTION! Kung sirain ba naman ni Leni Robredo ang Pilipinas, at least Dara came to the rescue!!!

That Leni Robredo shall DIE!

Komikado’s thoughts on Sandara Park

Sandara Park is a LEGEND. It’s great that she went back home to South Korea FOR GOOD. If she did not, then lugi siya! Granted, South Korea is very strict and conservative when it comes to traditional culture, yet this gave Dara advantage to make most of her fame to reach out to people. In fact, daig pa niya hindi lang si Charice Pempengco, pati na rin si Manny Pacquiao, dinaig pa niya… lalo na sa pagiging mapagkumbaba!

In fact, walang sinabi ang dating pambansang kamao-turned-trying-hard-senator kay Dara. SUS! Manny Pacquiao, in my book, isn’t that good of a boxer. Siguro masipag lang mag-training, kaya ayun! However, he’s only after the MONEY, and not because he’s fighting for the Filipino people. If you think that there is ZERO crime rate when Pacquiao fights in the ring, that won’t happen anymore.

If you believe, PACMAN and CHARICE are still Pinoy pride, DREAM ON! Kung purong Pilipino lang din naman si Dara, baka siya na nga talaga ang Pinoy pride natin, pero hindi, eh. If Dara integrated herself into the Filipino culture, why can’t we make her as the “Pinoy pride” instead?

Back to Dara. I believe, she has gone a long road to fame.

So, her detractors are now going below the brink. Best example: BOY ABUNDA.

Hahahaha! That’s why I denounce Boy Abunda because of his self-righteousness. Panay-puri sa mga haliparot gaya ni Cristine Reyes, samantalang WAGAS makapang-lait kina Marian Rivera tsaka kay Dara! No wonder, I detested him a lot. Serves Tito Boy right, THE BUZZ is no longer on TV. I HATE IT when I hear his voice!

Also, ABS-CBN didn’t nurture Dara to be excellent in her craft. Well, that telebasura network is now being on hot water… because Digong is not going to renew their franchise.

Sandara Park’s charisma made her the “DARLING” of the Filipino audience

If GMA has Jennylyn Mercado, who is still a big star in the local scene, what more pa sa isang Sandara Park na tunay na minahal ng masang Pilipino? Even book-smart people will idolize Dara because of her charisma.

In fact, TELEBASURA-HATING people are now angry and showing signs of HATRED towards Joseph Bitangcol. Onga pala, asan na pala si brad? Also, musta na rin ang dating ka-loveteam ni Dara na si Hero Angeles?

I heard, Bitangs has a new ugly live-in partner and a lovechild.

Well, let him stay irrelevant. It’s a pity that many Filipinos will stick with a Filipino who cannot act, but has good looks.

Side Note: OH, remember the person who portrayed the villain Maddie in “Princess and I”? Siya iyung pinanalo nila Kris Aquino sa Pilipinas Got Talent, to think hindi siya talented at all. And the nerve of KRISTULO to bully the likes of GERPHIL FLORES, who is waaaaaay better-looking, has better attitude, and waaaaaaay more talented than Charice Pempengco!

It’s great that Gerphil snubbed her guesting where there’s a Kris Aquino.

ALSO, it’s great that Kris Aquino is now qualified to be a “HAS-BEEN.” Truth to be told, Mocha Uson replaced her as the “Queen of All Media.” I believe, if Mocha will be a judge of Pinas Got Talent, and Gerphil is the contestant, malamang PASADO na si GerFame kay MOCHA!

And speaking of Hero Angeles… his good looks were only for a short period of time. He only looks like Vic Zhou (Hua Ze Lei of Meteor Garden), in a Filipino version!

Sayang si Hero, sobrang talented. However, he became conceited… so his fame went downwards.

If you cheat and be a jerk on a SANDARA PARK, definitely your career will die without questions asked!

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Albie Casiño deserves forgiveness

Also, I think Jake Ejercito does not deserve to be bashed. YET…

Jake, aminin mo na kasi na ikaw ang ama ni Ellie Eigenmann. Walang mawawala sa’yo, dahil alam kong mabuti kang tao. The thing with you is that, you condoned the fact that Albie deserves to be hit so hard.

In fact, Albie Casiño deserves forgiveness. He deserves a quiet life, even though he is a twat himself. Maraming nagsasabing mayabang talaga siya sa personal, but does that mean that he deserves to be a loser forever!?

APKORS NAHT!

And to address the dilemma to Andi Eigenmann

YES! I think you should calm your tits and shut your p*ssy right away. You ain’t setting a good example to Ellie, y’know. In fact, you proved that you’re becoming WORSE than the following:

  1. Cristine Reyes
  2. Taylor Swift
  3. Angel Locsin

Well, at least they’re the butt of jokes–unlike you, you’re becoming the subject of hatred.

Tama na kasi ang pagiging HITAD, eh. Unlike Maricar Reyes, Neri Naig, and Janelle Manahan, you are a twat! The former three are apologetic, at least. In fact, you Andi should not use men to just be the subject of sympathy. Seriously, your actions make me sick!!!

Do you want to be like Cristine Reyes? Look, I admire Dennis Trillo for his wisdom–he denied the fact that he and AA became together. See? Please, do not be a hitad like that (AA, I mean). Iyung mga Benildiyano, tingin ko isinusuka ka nila. Sa bagay, ang mga artista naman sa mga sosyal na pamantasan, mga normal lang sila ng mag-aaral.

Kaya tingin ko, isinusuka ka ni Bret Jackson dahil HALATA namang ginamit mo lang siya as rebound to get over Albie or Jake.

SOWS! Wala pa si Maja and Coco vs Matteo sa pagiging walwal mo, eh! Buti pa si Maja Salvador, malaki ang pinagbago niya. Alam niyang umiwas sa mga kahit anong uri ng relasyon.

UNLIKE Andi, sige walwal pa more!

The Never-Ending “Debate”: Marian Rivera VS Angel Locsin


PHOTO COURTESY OF KAPUSO WARRIORS

Roxy on a Beast Mode on Marian Rivera vs. Angel Locsin

Aminin na kasi na mas nakikita ang happiness at sense of self-actualization kay Marian habang si Ngiwe kelangan pa ng gimik at mga sakit-sakitan shit para pagusapan dahil nagiging irrelevant na siya. Noon, tinawag niyong pakengkera at makati si Marian. Ngayon, at lalo kung social media ang paguusapan, mas palengkera ngayon tingnan si Angel. Remember, social media accounts are another extensions of your personality, your life. Whatever you post represents YOU. You can be feisty as hell at times off-cam but if you know to respond to social media properly, that means you have a sound mind and a sound personality.

Angel Locsin

May best actress award nga Ngiwe niyo hindi naman naging super-versatile at nganga ang stage presence, mangilan-ngilan na nga ang endorsements, wala pang forever! Puro flop lang naman ang kaya niyong itira kay Marianita kasi si Marian, aminin, siya ang declared “forever” ni Dingdong samantalang si Ngiwe nakailang lalaki na nga lahat-lahat wala pa rin nagpopropose. Best actress awardee nga hindi naman napasama sa most influential personalities. Best actress awardee nga hindi mo makitaan ng sense of self-actualization. Ang tunay na self-actualized na tao hindi yung kelangang gumawa ng eme-eme mapag-usapan lang. And I bet my billion-dollar tits bitch, the so-called “disc bulge” thingy is nothing but a hoax. Ngayon, super dinodocument niya ang treatment kuno masabi lang na nagpapatreatment siya samantalang few days after she announced her disc bulge, nagpost ng kettlebell picture sa insta. Tapos after unang nag-Singapore for so-called operation, biglang punta sila ni Luis sa amerika manood lang ng UFC. Tanungin mo sa nurse or any medical professional, mahabang pahinga ang kelangan after operation. And hindi ka dapat nagbubuhat.

…at nagbigay pa ng golden buzzer dahil lang sa nagpropose? Putangina! Yayain ko kaya jowa ko sa PGT at magpropose kami, bigyan na rin kami ng golden buzzer.

Wala na nang consistency, zero logic ability si Ngiwe!

Marian Rivera

I simply could not help but I wanna call out some Kapamilya dudes out here for defending Angel Locsin and at the same time they slutshame on Marian Rivera. I no longer wanna mention names here but there is one guy who mentioned that Marian already has a kid from previous relationship. First of all, I have been reading “Celebrity Urban Legends” thread on PinoyExchange, and kung may chikang may anak na daw si Marian, galing lang naman iyan kay Tita Swarding (at mabuti naman at patay na ang baklang mashondang yun) or even Ronnie Carrasco III. The likes of Tita Swarding, Ronnie Carrasco III, Rey Pumaloy, Cristy Fermin, Dinno Erece, Pete Ampoloquio Jr., or even Alex Brosas were all out there for a demolition job against Marian and on the same token, lift the name of Angel Locsin since medyo pumangit ang name ni Angel after she transferred to Kapamilya network and Marian was rising to popularity due to Marimar fame back in 2007/2008. Andiyan din ang rumor na nagpalaglag daw si Marian, and much more.

The thing is, kung talagang truly evil si Marian Rivera at totoong malandi, hindi na dapat siya pinakasalan ni Dingdong Dantes. Okay, granted, kung talagang mahal ka talaga ng lalaki pakakasalan at pakakasalan ka talaga. Unfortunately, that does not apply to the Dantes clan. For some ignorant dudes out there, Dingdong Dantes hails from a very affluent and reputable family. His granddad was a General of Philippine Constabulary. His dad was an officer of Philippine Coast Guard. His uncle was a former member of Philippine Air Force. So yeah, Dingdong’s clan is MORE than just a buena familia, and a typical buena familia parent wants BEST for their children. As conservative/sexist as it may sound, ang mga magulang na high profile, hindi nila gugustuhin ang dalagang ina sa anak nilang lalaki. Ako guys, I have nothing against female single parents. I admire them for all the tough job they have been doing. I am simply stating what a typical high profile parents are, and ang mga tulad nila kikilatisin at kikilatisin nila ang jowa ng anak nila. I am not making Marian Rivera looking clean either, since naging sila ni Ervic Vijandre and imposibleng wala namang nangyari sa kanila. So, kung matindi na ang bahid ni Marian, in the first place, matagal na silang nag-break ni Dingdong after all the accusations of her haters as “mang-aagaw”, “malandi”, “makati”.

Meanwhile, while Marian’s dad is of pure Spanish blood, it did not even make her a high profile either back when she was a kid since her life has been simple back in Cavite. Therefore, medyo commoner si Marian to the Danteses, tapos matitindi pang mga intriga ang binabato pa kay Marian.

Hindi rin sapat na mahal ka talaga ng lalaki para pakasalan ka, despite your lapses. Ang contributing factor para pakasalan ka ng lalaki is, how devoted your are to your guy, how well you have been improving kasi, huwag na natin ikaila, mas nag-iimprove si Marian, even with the way she speak. Also, kung boto talaga ang pamilya ng lalaki sa babae. Ang babae kasi, kapag nagbigay ng dahilan para hindi maging boto ang pamilya ng lalaki sa babae, wala, walang patutunguhan ang relationship niyo, and hindi pa rin maaalis ang fact na kelangan mo pakisamahan ang soon-to-be-in-laws mo. So, nagbigay nga si Marian ng dahilan para maging boto sa kanya ang pamilya ni Dingdong. Magaling naman talaga kumuha ng loob si Marian, kasi kung paiiralin ni Marian ang pagka-self-entitled at pagka-bitchesa niya, walang mangyayari sa kanya. Wala rin siyang magiging forever.

I am not even married to say all of these. Hindi pa ako nagkaka-asawa, pero I learn from my parents, from the elders, and other married couples. I learn based on the stories they have been sharing to me, and I have been observing couples managing to stay together for bajillion years, and couples who ended breaking up.

Natatawa ako sa mga ibang lalaki dito at how they repeatedly describe for the nth time at how Angel is beautiful inside and out, and that she is an award-winning actress. Okay, fine, she is an award-winning actress, but the question is, is Angel good enough in managing her relevance? |How many awards did Angel won (apart from Best Actress awards thingy) as compared kay Marian? Si Marian Rivera, hindi pumapalya sa pagiging one of the top celebrity endorsers, hindi pa rin nawawalan ng magazine cover projects kahit may anak na, one of the Top 50 Most Influential Filipino Online as per Rogue Magazine, isa sa mga share holder ng SMDC, 3-time Anak TV Makabata awardee, FHM 3-peater, and still an Ambassador for Women and Children with Disabilities, Congress of the Philippines. You can even check her Wikipedia for list of Awards and Recognitions (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marian_Rivera).

Eh si Angel, ultimong maging parte ng Gabriela hindi nga niya nagawa at hanggang endorser lang siya ng Gabriela party-list. She has been endorsing a feminist group but by the way she manages her lovelife is something that is not women-empowering. Naka-ilang lalaki na ba si Angel Locsin? Exception si Miko Sotto dito kasi namatay si Miko Sotto. And very natural sa mga lalaki ang manloko kamo? Ano’ng gustong palabasin ni Angel? Na nag-cheat sa kanya si Oyo Boy? Si Phil? Manloloko rin pala si Efren Peñaflorida? Somebody can accuse me of victim-blaming pero kung niloko ka na once ng lalaki, at kung may dumating na guy, matuto nang kumilatis ng maigi, hindi ‘yung sunggab ng sunggab ng lalaki. I don’t think nag-cheat sa kanya si Oyo, at lalo naman si Phil Younghusband, at lalo naman I don’t think ginagamit nina Efren Peñaflorida or Phil Younghusband si Angel para lang magkapangalan since both latter guys are making names for themselves prior to meeting Angel. Efren won is CNN award back in 2009, and Phil is making a name for Philippine Azkals. I think Angel used them para lang bumango ang pangalan ni Angel. She maybe winning a best actress award ang getting Emmy award nominations, pero mejo pangit pa rin ang pangalan ni Angel since the time she transferred to ABS-CBN so kahit papaano kelangan bumango pangalan niya which unfortunately, she does not even manage. Yung sa anak ni Denise Oca, hindi naman si Phil ang tatay ng bata eh, si Fabio Ide. And since naka-ilang lalaki na si Angel at idadahilan na naman ni Angel ay ang problema ay sa lalaki, well unfortunately, siya na ang may problema. As I’ve said, I don’t think si Oyo ang nag-cheat kasi kung cheater si Oyo, malamang, ultimong si Kristine Hermosa hindi na niya pinakasalan. Kay Luis Manzano? Nako, wala na tayong aasahan diyan. At habang jowa pa ni Angel si Oyo, nalilink na siya kay Richard Gutierrez, Cogie Domingo, Dennis Trillo. Na-link pa kay Chito Miranda.

Some girls out here can call me out for double-standards, pero kung ang lalaki na-o-okray kung marami nang naging karelasyon at na-link, ano pa kaya ang isang tulad ni Angel na kababaeng tao, tapos publicized pa ang relationship history niya. Kaya sa mga lalaking Kapamilya-tards dito na tanggol ng tanggol kay Angel, pwes, para kayong hindi lalaki, at para kayong hindi nagka-jowa. Hindi uubra sa akin ang mga up-and-coming pro-Women statements ninyo kasi alam na alam ko na iyan, and hindi nakaka-empower ‘yung feeling ng marami nang naikama — mapababae man o mapalalaki.

Tapos, what if jowa mo si Angel, hindi nag-work ang relationship niyo and bigla kang palabasin na ikaw pa ang masama? Hindi kaya napaka-manipulative niyan, kung hindi self-entitled?

Another issue about Angel is her social media attitude. Nag-fight back ka lang sa isang basher, totoong tao agad? At kumusta naman ang shoutout niya kay Floyd Mayweather? Pakita ko kaya sa inyo ang link ng screenshot kung papaano siya mag-reply sa mga basher.

Tao lang tayo na pumapatol sa social media, kaya lang ang problema kay Angel, she appears to be virginal, mahinhin, dalisay as some retarded guys out here claim, at kung off-cam daw, magaling makisama at kung ano-ano pa tapos ganun lang ang lalabas sa social media? Tapos naging member pa ng #AmpalayaAnonymous ka-tropa pa sina Cristine Reyes, Maxene Magalona, Bianca King, at Bubbles Paraiso. At sa mga hindi nakaka-alam at sa mga ayaw umalam, the issue about #AmpalayaAnonymous is that how they ganged up on Pauleen Luna on Twitter. Cyberbully much?

Ang virginal ng appearance, pero palengkera sa social media? Kung kayo ang lalaki, hindi ba kayo matu-turn off? Remember guys, social media is an extension of one’s own life and personality. Si Marian? Mejo patawa pa nga mag-reply sa mga basher si Marian eh or bino-block lang ni Marian iyan. That’s fine kung bino-block niya. Ayaw mo naman kasi na naba-bad vibes at nai-i-stress ka dahil lang sa isang basher right?

BTW, si Marian, may bagong endorsement. PNB. Ano ang bago ngayon kay Angel?

NOTE: Iyan po ang pahayag ni Roxy on a Beast Mode sa Kapuso Warriors. I’m just sharing this one for you to be guided. Thank you.

A.B. Normal ang mga Hinayupak na Fantards ni Julia Barretto

  
Punyeta!!!

Grabe sila, halos parang ka-level pa nila ang mga AAdiks!

Ganito lang kasi iyan: Halos lahat ng mga fantards niya, mamemersonal kaagad kapag may bibira lamang sa idolo nila. So kapag bibirain ko lang si Julia, may katumbas: Parang binira ko na rin ang mga fans niya.

Huwag ganun!

Gan’to rin ang mga AAdiks. Kapag birain mo lang si KubetAA, biniria mo na rin ang mga AAdiks.

Sticky shit, mehn!

Sinabi ko lang na typical colegialang elitista si Julia Barretto, magagalit na kaagad siya. Bwishit!!! Hindi ba nila alam, kapag magiging kandidato siya sa student council/student government, TALO na siya kaagad!?

Pustahan, sa tingin niyo ba, mananalo si Risa Hontiveros ulit sa darating na eleksyon?

Oha, tingnan natin kung mananalo si JuliaBitch sa eleksyon ng student council/student government. I bet, talo iyan!

Huwag niyo nang birain ang pagiging Hapones ko, dahil FOUL po iyun. Nagiging mababang uri kayo ng mga Filipino ay dahil nagiging racist na kayo. Bakit, binira ko ba si Floyd Mayweather Jr. nung tinalo niya si Pacman? Hindi.

To quote sis Roxy, most Filipinos, whether or not they are professional, commit the mortal sin of logical fallacies. Kaya ang mga fantards ni Julia Barretto na professional, mga mangmang, dahil nangangapa naman sila sa lohika.

It only means that Julia Barretto fantards are “evil” like their idol!

That’s all!!!

Angel Locsin, certified Ngiwi!

  
Sabi ni MSP sa’kin, halos lahat ng mga teleserye ni Angel “Ngiwi” Locsin sa telebisyon eh… ampapangit, lalo na kapag ang serye eh, “Imortal.”

Lol! Mas interesado pang panoorin si Marian, eh!

Kaya hindi pinapanood ni MSP ang mga teleserye ni Anget Locshit sa telebisyon ay dahil sa charisma pa lang niya, may kulang.

And frankly speaking, hindi po talaga kagandahan talaga si Anghet! Mukha po siyang mabaho, gaya ni KubetAA. At hindi lang iyon. Hindi po siya mukhang sosyal, kumpara naman kay Marian.

Oo nga. Mukha na ngang mabaho, mukha pang laspaghetti! Yeah, La Spaghetti to the point na maraming “pinagdaanan” si Anghet. #RealTalk, kung hindi lang namatay si Miko Sotto, hindi naman talaga magiging sikat si Anghet sa GMA. Tama ba?

Ngayon, bukod kay Marian Rivera, nasasapawan na siya nila Jennylyn Mercado, Glaiza de Castro, Alessandra de Rossi pati na ang mga batang artista na si Barbie Forteza. Hindi ako fan ng mga Pinoy teleserye (not to generalize, but most of them are fucking cheap! Same plot, very formulatic, kulang sa creativity atsaka imahinasyon ang mga producer ng mga pelikula’t teleseryeng Pinoy). Kung tutuusin, mas pipiliin ko pang manood ng mga teleseryeng Hapones. Hindi ko rin hilig ang teleseryeng Kano, maliban kung ang bida doon eh si Ellen DeGeneres.

Consistency-wise, Ngiwi si Anghet Locshit!

Iba ang ugali niya nung Kapuso pa siya kumpara nung naging Kapamilya na siya.

GMA: Ayaw niyang sumayaw o kumembot man lang, at ani pa niya, hindi raw siya susuot ng maikling damit.

   
   
ABS-CBN: Eh ano pala ang tawag dito?

  
She even told Ricky Lo na hindi talaga si Miko Sotto ang dahilan ng kanyang kasikatan. Ngunit nung naging Kapamilya na siya, dafuq! Inamin niya kay Tito Boy Abunda na si Miko Sotto nga ang tunay na dahilan kung ba’t siya naging tanyag na tagapagtanghal.

Mayroon bang pasyenteng may disc-bulge na nagke-kettlebells?

  
That’s so stupid of Anghet, right?

Ani niya, may disc bulge daw siya. I think, it’s her only excuse not to be Darna again. Eh, andami kayang Darna fans na gusto siyang maging Darna ulit. Also, hindi naman siya mukhang kuba, anoh!

  
In short, isang malaking etchos ang nagke-kettlebells habang may disc bulge ang isang tao.

Right, right!?

Tapos papunta-punta pa siyang Singapore para lang magpa-opera ng disc bulge niya! Kung hindi ka naman Kapamilya since childhood, you’ll spot the fact that Angel had no disc bulge at all.

Conclusion: Inconsistent nga si Anghet! Dami ring mga nagsasabing etchos lang ang relasyon nila ni Phil Younghusband–it’s because Angel loves to use people. Am I correct!?