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The terms, “BOBOTANTE” and “TELEBASURA” are synonymous to one another

They hate ANIME, NHK (Japanese-language TV channel), and anything that is non-Filipino but non-Hollywood, but they will still prefer nonsensical TELEBASURAS over anime, if no Hollywood movies!

FUCK THE PRUDE CONSERVATIVES!!! Fuck them, because they’re no different from the liberal elites. They HATE divorce, but they’re fine with infidelity. They hate Neri Colmenares and Risa Hontiveros, and they prefer Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao.

Gan’to ba ka-BOBOTANTE ang mga prudistang konserbatibo natin!?

How are “bobotante” and “telebasura” similar to each other?

1.) They HATE radical change – Basta sikat, iboboto nila! Halimbawa, iboboto nila si Tito Sotto o si Manny Pacquiao, dahil ka-alyado nila sila kunwari, Digong o BBM. Well, as much as I admire both Tatay Digong and BongBong Marcos, I still HATE Monkey Fuckyew! Hindi ba alam ni Fuckman na tumakbo din sa pulitika si Aga Muhlach!?

Remember, Aga Muhlach’s career was almost ruined because of joining politics. Good thing he didn’t win. However, the only “fallback” he has is to be a co-manager of Jollibee’s franchise. Well, correct me if I’m wrong.

Eh ‘diba nasira rin si Richard Gomez dahil sa pulitika? And now… he’s the MAYOR!? OF ORMOC CITY!? GAHD, ginagawa ba nilang “negosyo” ang pulitika!?

To be honest, the #TeamGomez family is like fooling the promdis. Subukan nga ni Lucy Torres ang tumakbo sa Cebu, I bet TALO siya kaagad!

Ang BOTANTALINO, si ISKO MORENO ang binoboto. Granted, “artista” lang din naman sa paningin ninyo si Isko, ngunit HUWAG KAYO! May qualifications somehow si Isko, dahil nag-crash course pa iyan sa Harvard! Take note, HARVARD iyan!

Tandaan ninyo, nasa tao parin ang pagbabago. Kung si Tito Sotto parin o si Fuckyaw ang iboboto ninyo, oh well, GOD BLESS DA PILIPINS!!!

2.) Bobotantes who love telebasuras are big-time ASKHOLES – Well, ang gusto parin nila ang nasusunod. Like, sinabi na ngang si matalinong pulitiko ang iboboto, eh ang binoto parin niya eh iyung mga “NUISANCE” na kandidato. At kung panay reklamo sila, sabihin niyo sa kanila, “Eh papano iyan, hindi niyo naman sinunod ang payo ko. Sinong tutulong sa inyo, alikabok!?”

Kaya ang mga Filipino immigrants sa Amerika na telebasura parin ang pinapanood, sila ang pambansang KAHIHIYAN dahil nga, ang asta parin nila, typical telebasura fantard, wala ring pinagkaiba sa mga die-hard FANTARDS ng JaDine, tsaka higit sa lahat, KAHTNIEL!

3.) DILAWTISTA ang tawag nila sa’yo kapag bino-BOYKOT mo si Pacman, tsaka wala ka pang TFC subscription – Eh diba, DILAW network din naman ang TFC!? Mas pipiliin ko pang magtimpi sa NHK (na sobrang makabuluhan tsaka child-friendly pa!), o ‘di kaya sa mga channel na may katuturan. KBS pa lang, sapat na sa’kin iyun!

So what kung wala akong TFC subscription? Di ibig sabihin nun eh hindi ko nami-miss ang Pinas! Kaya payo ko lang sa mga Pilipino, huwag na kayong mag-subscribe sa TFC. BASURA IYAN!!!

4.) Para sa kanila, ang pag-aartista ang tanging solusyon upang maka-ahon sa hirap ng buhay – Hindi totoo iyan! Ang pag-aaral ng mabuti’t makapagtapos ay mas IMPORTANTER kesa sa pag-a-artista. SUS! Sa mga sosyaling pamantasan nga, mas ROCKSTAR parin ang mga atleta kesa sa mga artista, kung tutuusin. Kumbaga, napaka-ordinaryo masyado ng mga artista sa loob ng pamantasan. Itanong niyo lang kaya si Alex Gonzaga.

5.) Telebasura-loving bobotantes are the guiltiest SMART-SHAMERS! – Ibig sabihin lang nun, kapag matalino ka’t iboboto mo sina Neri Colmenares tsaka Risa Hontiveros, ang tingin nila sa’yo eh DILAWTISTA na kaagad! Even prude conservatives are as guilty as telebasura-loving bobotantes, as much as smart-shaming is concerned!

Sila pa ang mga self-righteous, all-knowing people na may Dunnings-Krueger effect sa kanilang lohika. At isa pa, mas bilib pa nga ‘ata sila sa mga katulad ni NOYNOY AQUINO kesa kay Gloria Arroyo pagdating sa pamamalakad ng bayan.

The more you watch ABS-CBN, the more you become BOBO… tante.

The same people who voted for Noynoy Aquino, and still voted for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao should be included as TARGETS in the Duterte administration’s most controversial campain: OPLAN TOKHANG, or in simple terms, the war on drugs.

Watching TELEBASURAS everyday will make you BOBOTANTE overnight

I cannot consider K-Dramas, J-Dramas, Taiwanese dramas, or even American dramas as “telebasuras.” The usual Mexicanovelas or Latinovelas are the ones that are closer to what “telebasuras” should be. It is sickening that one person shared that her obaachan stated why she would bring up the “nationalist card” when it comes to Chinovelas (Taiwanese dramas), but does not do the same when it comes to Mexicanovelas.

Again, telebasuras are fucking inferior to the core! Mas nakaka-BOBO pa nga ang telebasura kumpara naman sa anime+video games, at mas nakaka-bobo parin ang mga telebasura kumpara naman sa panonood ng mga J-Drama, K-Drama, o Chinovela. To be honest, East Asian dramas are more interesting and full of depth and substance, as compared to Mexicanovelas. Even the Spanish-speaking word will admit about “telebasuras” and their existence.

Telebasuras are only a matter of self-immersion to “CRINGE FEST.” Instead of being entertained, you’ll only cringe. But, if you’re really simple-minded, then you think that telebasuras outweigh American dramas when it comes to depth and intensity of plot.

Alam niyo bang kahit sabi-sabi ng mga pa-sosyal diyan na “BADUY” ang mga East Asian dramas, at least it’s understandable if they call teleseryes “BAKYA.” Tawagin niyo kaya silang ELITISTA o ‘di kaya mga ignorante, ngunit sa totoo lang ho, gaya ng sabi ko, mas rockstar parin ang mga atleta kesa sa mga artista, kapag nasa loob lang din sila ng pamantasan. In fact, mas rockstar tsaka KILALA NAMAN NG BUONG PILIPINAS si Rachel Anne Daquis, as compared to let’s say… Ria Atayde. Or Linn Oeymo, the girl who portrayed the villain Maddie in KathNiel’s debut drama, “Princess and I.” Iyung mga artistang half-Filipino half-Caucasian, mga sikat pa ba sila? In fact, wala parin silang sinabi sa mga katulad nila RACHEL ANNE DAQUIS, GRETCHEN HO, JERON TENG, ARNOLD VAN OPSTAL, ALYSSA VALDEZ, SONTAYA, BUALEE (pronounced as Bow-lee), CHRIS TIU, JAMES YAP, MARC PINGRIS, SAORI KIMURA, tsaka ang pinaka-bagong crush ng bayan, si SABINA ALTYNBEKOVA.

And of course, Hollywood stars who are pretty much products of let’s say, acting dynasties are still “NOTHING” compared to the likes of Maria Sharapova, Serena Williams, Kobe Bryant, Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Lionel Messi, David Beckham, Ricardo Kaka, Kei Nishikori, Ichiro Suzuki, Sadaharu Oh, and most of all, Cristiano Ronaldo!

Sabihin nating hindi pang-lifetime ang pagiging atleta, ngunit kung tutuusin naman, mas mataas parin ang kikitain mo kapag isa kang PRO ATHLETE. Ibig sabihin nun, mas BIG-TIME KA PARIN kesa sa mga artista. Remember, show business is only a profession if your whole entire life is dedicated towards ENTERTAINMENT. However, if you’re an athlete, I tell you, you go farther… you go through horizons, and most of all, mas influential ka parin kumpara sa mga artista. Remember, physical education is something that you can use for a lifetime than being a “celebrity.”

Kaya kahit malaos iyan si Chris Tiu, he has a FALLBACK. Partida, ipinanganak siya na mayaman! Sabihin nating La Ultimo Elitista si Chris Tiu, but he can always quit basketball and venture into business. He is someone you can dislike, but with respect at the same time.

What Direk Joey Reyes imparts to us

The shocking truth about our youth:

I just blocked a young girl who has been literally pleading me to make her an actress and then a star. She is 15 years old and a student … and I told her that she should really focus on her studies first.

Instead, she replied that she wants to enter showbiz because “she wants to help her parents” and that is the ONLY way she knows she can make enough to “lift them from their economic situation.”

I told her again that an investment in education is more important since she is in school but she will not listen. Thus, I blocked her because she is too painful to bear — another kid deluded by the materialism foisted by media promising young people of instant fame, fortune and magazine spreads of what they can possibly own — rather than the significance of a mature mind enriched by studies.

“Bakit pa po ako mag-aaral? Hindi ba nag-aaral naman ang tao para magkatrabaho at kumita? Mas malaki po ang kikitain ko pag artista na po ako.”

If that is the kind of thinking we are inculcating to kids, then … media people … we have not only failed. We have betrayed our calling.

Remember, Marlene Aguilar’s daughter Maya Aguilar Pollard said “NO” to showbiz. Kung ang katropa ko nga, pinapa-showbiz nga dahil “may hitsura” daw naman siya, eh kaso ayaw niya talaga, dahil dekadente ang pag-aartista. She even told me that she “does not look good enough by Filipino standards,” so she might not make it to TV, and she’s pretty fine with it.

Sa totoo lang, do not venture to showbiz just to earn “bigger bucks.” Hindi niyo ba alam na may “casting couch” behind-the-scenes? That’s what you’re going to do, if you want to earn a career. If that practice is against your values, then DON’T join showbiz. In one teleserye-hating group, there’s this one person who shared that Filipino-Japanese seiyuu (voice actor) Megumi Nakajima almost joined Pinoy showbiz, but it’s great that she did NOT do so. Now, I’m worried about Maria Ozawa. Buti na lang, wala pang “BIG BIG HUGE project (typical Angel Locsin grammar)” si Ma-chan is because, alam niyo naman ang tingin sa mga pornstar dito sa Pinas, pwede lang parausin ng basta-basta.

MSP said:

Hindi ko nga masyadong gusto sa una si Maria Ozawa; she’s “too boring” for a pornstar (dapat ang hitsura talaga, mala-Anna Nicole Smith, iyung malandi ang hitsura), but as time passes through, she grows within you. Hindi nga pang-pornstar ang hitsura niya; she’s more like pang-drama or comedy, or better kapag action. In short, pang-girl-next-door ang hitzu niya.

Well, I cannot blame her. In fact, mas mukha pa ngang pornstar sila Megan Fox, si Mocha Uson, at higit sa lahat, si Ellen Adarna. Once you hear the word, “ELLEN ADARNA,” you think of something that is “malaswa.” Mas malaswa pa nga ang dumarating sa kokote mo kapag sinabing, “ELLEN ADARNA.”

It’s a good thing that Ma-chan does not have major projects in the Philippines. As much as we respect her decision to stay in Pinas as a mere talent, well, we feel sorry for her because, she might only end up like Sandara Park. Eh, tinakwil na kaya siya sa Japan. So, where should she head to!? CANADA!?

If that is so, she should be heading instead to AUSTRALIA.

But I suggest, enjoy muna ni Ma-chan ang Pinas habang hindi pa siya binibiyan ng big big huge project. Kasi, darating din ang araw na magiging isa sa mga talents na tatangkilikin ng mga kabataan, IF SHE CHOOSES HER ROLES RIGHT.

…and remember, Ma-chan wants to be a serious thespian, not just a “sex object” who engages in such decadence.

Back to topic.

Speaking of Ma-chan ba naman, the telebasura bobotantes are saying, “Siya ang dahilan kung bakit nalaglag ang mga triplets ni Mariel Rodriguez!”

WOW! Such logic they have, huh? Dahil sa bigla-biglaang “resignation” ni Robin Padilla, habang wala pa iyung “Nilalang,” and Ma-chan called Binoe “unprofessional,” they will point their fingers on Ma-chan and say na, “siya ang dapat sisihin dahil sa miscarriage ni Mariel”?

Huwag kami oi! Ma-chan stood corrected after she learned about this miscarriage. Mali man ang timing ni Binoe when it comes to announcing his resignation, but to be honest, he has to be with Mariel’s side AT ALL COSTS, except sa iyung nag-States si Mariel to give birth to Isabella.

Side Note: Heto namang si Mariel, pa-awa effect. Doesn’t she realize that she should know better? ‘Di komo’t minana lang niya ang US citizenship niya (yep, Mariel has US citizenship by inheritance, not by birth), pwede na niyang dalhin ng basta-basta si Robin Padilla sa States, because remember, may criminal record si Binoe when it comes to illegal possession of firearms. It was DIGONG who gave him amnesty to “erase” that record.

Also, speaking of Ma-chan, she learned something. Like, “Ah, gan’to pala kultura nila. Ah ok, na-culture shock pala ako.” I have to admit, Japan isn’t really the best place to work at the first place, because there are NO EXCUSES. Self-discipline is really their culture, so professionalism is included there. RIGHT!?

Speaking of the telebasura-loving bobotantes out there, do you think, being an artista is importantER than having a professional career? SUS! Si Nonoy Zuñiga nga, kung amputee man siya, he never believed that it’s a hindrance for him to stop singing… and to earn a title of being a doctor! Isali na rin si Melanie Marquez, who took up law (ewan ko kung natapos ba niya). In addition, Sunshine Cruz recently earned her AB Psychology degree in Arellano University. Oh, and before I forget, Jodi Sta. Maria is still at the middle of pursing a career in medicine (nag-premed muna siya sa DLSU-Dasma).

Kaya sa mga ayaw mag-aral diyan, huwag kami! It’s better to finish that degree, unless acting is your life!

The more you watch telebasura… the more you believe that it’s more fun in PAG-AARTISTA… but end up being a BOBOTANTE

Being a bobotante is harder than a rock. Alam niyo, parang mababang standards lang din iyan. BASAHIN NIYO ang BLOG ENTRY NA ITEY para maliwanagan kayo.

Obviously, we call it TELEBASURAS simply because, everything is unrealistic. Sus! Pagkatapos ng awayan dito, sabunutan doon, sampalan dito-doon, it’s weird that your favorite artistas still get the same rebonded or salon-treated hair, while your crushie still has this gel-treated hair. Huwag kami oi! At dito na nga pumapasok ang putanginang beauty standards na nilalamon ng sapilitan sa mga madla: The straighter the hair, the whiter the skin, and the slimmer the body, the better! Kapag hindi ka pasok sa mga kategoryang iyun, you’re perceived as “UGLY,” unless you’re like, a black Hollywood star. See the double standards!?

Honestly speaking, I’d rather have the typical “balugang alipin” who is a good actress than a white-skinned halfie with aristocratic features but has NO TALENT! Seriously, KIM CHIU!? In my book, LAOS NA SIYA!

And for the nth time, say good-bye to the “Pinoy prayd ng bayan,” say for instance, Manny Pacquiao and Charice Pempengco.

Walang sinabi ang Charice POMPONGKAN ninyo sa Sandara Park na minahal ng mga Pilipino! Kahit nag-guest sa Ellen tsaka OPRAH ang Charice ninyo, nalaos naman siya! Samantalang si Sandara Park, hindi man lang siya naging guest sa Ellen o sa Oprah, but with the help of Hallyu, she is still a ROCKSTAR… up to now.

And speaking of Manny Pacquiao, hindi totoo iyung “zero crime rate” tuwing manonood lang kayo ng laban niya sa ring. SIMULA NUNG NAGING SENADOR SIYA!

Ika nga ni Carlos Celdran, nilalangaw na nga ang laban ni FUCKMAN, and that “retirement” shit he was saying!? It’s an entire, sick JOKE!!! In fact, to paraphrase GetRealPhilippines, “Manny Pacquiao may have a humble persona, but in reality he has a HUGE EGO!” No wonder, naa-awa talaga ako kay Jinkee Pacquiao. How come she can endure such decadence done by her husband!? Also, I don’t believe in that “God-fearing” shit of Fuckman, since he said, “Forgive Marcos,” but he lashed out the LGBT community.

Nakaka-putangina naman, oh!

Kaya kahit ayaw na ayaw ko parin sa mga Dilawtista (I vehemently despise the Yellowtist crowd), at least you can count on them when they bash Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao, and of course, their dumb-ass supporters who voted for them. After all, these Yellows are part of the educated ELITE. Well, even though they’re equally BOBOTANTE as the telebasura bobotantes simply because they root for Drilon, De Lima, and Trillanes, and of course, Noynoy, at least they’re still attracted to a brilliant-minded person like the late Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

Quoting Antonio Contreras,

My hypothesis is that the LP base — middle to upper class, urban to peri-urban elites — would be less predisposed to be a Sotto voter.

The LP base (or rather, the supporters of the Yellow horde) are after all, educated ELITES (or non-elites). Kaya tawag talaga sa kanila, “high-falutin hypocrites.” Well, as much as I DO agree that they’re high-falutin hypocrites, they’re wise enough NOT to vote for someone like Tito Sotto or Manny Pacquiao, because remember, like what I said, they’re attracted to brilliant minds like the late Ka Miriam. Also, if the prude conservatives vehemently despise (no pun intended) Colmenares and Hontiveros, I myself will be considerate towards them, since when you’re talking about ideas, they’re F-T-W! Only the prudes (esp. the die-hard Marcos loyalists) will believe that they’re both “TRAPOS” because of their political alignment (Neri as a pure leftist, while Risa is like “combining” and “balancing” being a Yellow and a leftist at the same time, which earned her the ire of the leftists, and both are anti-Marcos). Sabihin nating ngapa din si Neri tsaka Risa sa logic (well, yes they suck in logic), but still they have GREAT ideas, which Titosen and Fuckman can NEVER EVER DO!

Voting for Manny Pacquiao or Tito Sotto won’t help the Motherland. Voting for them is not allowing a senate to perform an unexpected “BRAWL.” Real legislative bodies have BRAWLS, that might be completely part of their normal routine every session. I don’t think, walang BRAWL sa mga katulad ng UK, or even Japan, where the solons there were having REAL BRAWL, tsaka naging “memes” pa iyan ng Fibonacci spiral.

…and forget about Alan Peter Cayetano! He did not punch Sonny Trillanes! In fact, it was only Migz Zubiri who had the balls to start the actual brawl, but was calmed down by other senators. Baka Fuckman will only make sense if he starts to punch Trilling…

So yeah, if you want a better Philippines, then refrain from watching teleseryes, and start rallying like what the LEFTISTS do! After all, the leftists also despise TELEBASURAS (to think Anti-Teleserye Alliance said that the leftists watch telebasuras).

Note: This is a collab blog entry with mspanythinginrandom.

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Throwback: Sandara Park was SCQ’s Darling is because of her CHARISMA!

Credits to lovelybaquero for the pic!

If ever you HATED Sandara Park before she became a 2NE1 pop idol, lemme tell you that… CONGRATULATIONS! Because of your crab mentality, then where are your so-called “IDOLS” now?

MSP on Sandara Park

I like Sandara Park. Care ko ba kung Korean siya? At least, she’s a game-changer. For me, she is a Filipino who has the flesh and blood of a Korean; the resident Grace Lee of Kapamilya network before she became a 2NE1 member.

Granted, she was the “least talented” among the contestants of Star Circle Quest, yet what makes her even MORE popular than her more talented counterpart, let’s say, Neri Naig-Miranda?

Simple: CHARISMA

That trait is something you can never ever feel with your gut… on a Charice Pempengco. Sabihin nating “world-class” ang talento ni Charice, mainly because she has a big voice, good enough to contend with musical DIVAS, yet she’s now a laughing stock simply because of her bad attitude.

Sa sobrang taas ba naman ng pride, ayun! NALAOS!

Now you know the difference between Dara and Charice.

No matter how talented you are, it will be NOTHING if you have bad attitude. Look at your Charice, where is she now? Partida, nakipag-duet pa iyan kay KiBum ng Super Junior, eh! Also, naging guest pa siya sa ELLEN tsaka OPRAH, ah!

But look at Sandara Park, even though she went solo, she still has a good following! Iba parin talaga kapag Silangang Asyano, anoh?

Well, swerte ni Dara since Koreana siya. Also, when you’re going to venture on Korean entertainment, alagang-alaga ka talaga. Kung mahigpit ang mga entertainment industries sa Korea, and sometimes they’re on the verge of exploiting their talents, in Dara’s case, she takes advantage of her fame to reach out to people. And guess what? She’s never been more confidently beautiful with a heart, ever since rising to fame as a REAL K-POP star.

And in addition, she defended the Philippines from the YELLOW DETRACTION! Kung sirain ba naman ni Leni Robredo ang Pilipinas, at least Dara came to the rescue!!!

That Leni Robredo shall DIE!

Komikado’s thoughts on Sandara Park

Sandara Park is a LEGEND. It’s great that she went back home to South Korea FOR GOOD. If she did not, then lugi siya! Granted, South Korea is very strict and conservative when it comes to traditional culture, yet this gave Dara advantage to make most of her fame to reach out to people. In fact, daig pa niya hindi lang si Charice Pempengco, pati na rin si Manny Pacquiao, dinaig pa niya… lalo na sa pagiging mapagkumbaba!

In fact, walang sinabi ang dating pambansang kamao-turned-trying-hard-senator kay Dara. SUS! Manny Pacquiao, in my book, isn’t that good of a boxer. Siguro masipag lang mag-training, kaya ayun! However, he’s only after the MONEY, and not because he’s fighting for the Filipino people. If you think that there is ZERO crime rate when Pacquiao fights in the ring, that won’t happen anymore.

If you believe, PACMAN and CHARICE are still Pinoy pride, DREAM ON! Kung purong Pilipino lang din naman si Dara, baka siya na nga talaga ang Pinoy pride natin, pero hindi, eh. If Dara integrated herself into the Filipino culture, why can’t we make her as the “Pinoy pride” instead?

Back to Dara. I believe, she has gone a long road to fame.

So, her detractors are now going below the brink. Best example: BOY ABUNDA.

Hahahaha! That’s why I denounce Boy Abunda because of his self-righteousness. Panay-puri sa mga haliparot gaya ni Cristine Reyes, samantalang WAGAS makapang-lait kina Marian Rivera tsaka kay Dara! No wonder, I detested him a lot. Serves Tito Boy right, THE BUZZ is no longer on TV. I HATE IT when I hear his voice!

Also, ABS-CBN didn’t nurture Dara to be excellent in her craft. Well, that telebasura network is now being on hot water… because Digong is not going to renew their franchise.

Sandara Park’s charisma made her the “DARLING” of the Filipino audience

If GMA has Jennylyn Mercado, who is still a big star in the local scene, what more pa sa isang Sandara Park na tunay na minahal ng masang Pilipino? Even book-smart people will idolize Dara because of her charisma.

In fact, TELEBASURA-HATING people are now angry and showing signs of HATRED towards Joseph Bitangcol. Onga pala, asan na pala si brad? Also, musta na rin ang dating ka-loveteam ni Dara na si Hero Angeles?

I heard, Bitangs has a new ugly live-in partner and a lovechild.

Well, let him stay irrelevant. It’s a pity that many Filipinos will stick with a Filipino who cannot act, but has good looks.

Side Note: OH, remember the person who portrayed the villain Maddie in “Princess and I”? Siya iyung pinanalo nila Kris Aquino sa Pilipinas Got Talent, to think hindi siya talented at all. And the nerve of KRISTULO to bully the likes of GERPHIL FLORES, who is waaaaaay better-looking, has better attitude, and waaaaaaay more talented than Charice Pempengco!

It’s great that Gerphil snubbed her guesting where there’s a Kris Aquino.

ALSO, it’s great that Kris Aquino is now qualified to be a “HAS-BEEN.” Truth to be told, Mocha Uson replaced her as the “Queen of All Media.” I believe, if Mocha will be a judge of Pinas Got Talent, and Gerphil is the contestant, malamang PASADO na si GerFame kay MOCHA!

And speaking of Hero Angeles… his good looks were only for a short period of time. He only looks like Vic Zhou (Hua Ze Lei of Meteor Garden), in a Filipino version!

Sayang si Hero, sobrang talented. However, he became conceited… so his fame went downwards.

If you cheat and be a jerk on a SANDARA PARK, definitely your career will die without questions asked!

The prude conservatives are no different from the liberal elites when it comes to STUPIDITY!

Indeed, the prude conservatives are the same people who hate divorce being a Philippine law, while at the same time promote, endorse, and then vote for “nuisance” senators such as TITO SOTTO and MANNY PACQUIAO, and they’d rather have ’em instead of practical and SMART senators such as NERI COLMENARES and RISA HONTIVEROS.

You hate divorce, but you idolize Maja Salvador and Cristine Reyes. So, you think having a mang-aagaw as your dyowa is worth fighting for!? Punyeta! Despalinghado lang din pala ang panlasa ninyo pagdating sa mapapangasawa ninyo. Mag-asawa kayo ng mga mang-aagaw na plain Jane, I’m sure you’ll end up like Donita Rose, Sunshine Cruz, or even Gretchen Barretto.

Well, Kris Aquino is equally mang-aagaw in equal measures like KubetAA, but the latter is worse: Nakapag-asawa lang para sa anak, at isa pa, unemployed si Ali Khatibi!

Being anti-divorce, while tolerating infidelity means that you would rather support NONSENSE TELEBASURAS over sensible stuff such as anime and tokusatsu series. Telebasuras teach you to HATE divorce, but to believe that being a homewrecker is normal.

Normalizing and making the “immoral” act of infidelity as “good” and “moral” means, your mindset is corrupted. ANO KAYO, BALIW!?

Prude conservatives also teach their children to be equally BOBOTANTE like the rest of the elitistas who vote for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao.

WALANG KWENTA PALA ANG PROPESYON NIYO!

So, these prudes do not deserve to travel or to have children. Like what Marlene Aguilar said, “they’re not allowed to breed.” Infairness to Marlene, she does not trashtalk at Neri Colmenares or Risa Hontiveros.

Albie Casiño deserves forgiveness

Also, I think Jake Ejercito does not deserve to be bashed. YET…

Jake, aminin mo na kasi na ikaw ang ama ni Ellie Eigenmann. Walang mawawala sa’yo, dahil alam kong mabuti kang tao. The thing with you is that, you condoned the fact that Albie deserves to be hit so hard.

In fact, Albie Casiño deserves forgiveness. He deserves a quiet life, even though he is a twat himself. Maraming nagsasabing mayabang talaga siya sa personal, but does that mean that he deserves to be a loser forever!?

APKORS NAHT!

And to address the dilemma to Andi Eigenmann

YES! I think you should calm your tits and shut your p*ssy right away. You ain’t setting a good example to Ellie, y’know. In fact, you proved that you’re becoming WORSE than the following:

  1. Cristine Reyes
  2. Taylor Swift
  3. Angel Locsin

Well, at least they’re the butt of jokes–unlike you, you’re becoming the subject of hatred.

Tama na kasi ang pagiging HITAD, eh. Unlike Maricar Reyes, Neri Naig, and Janelle Manahan, you are a twat! The former three are apologetic, at least. In fact, you Andi should not use men to just be the subject of sympathy. Seriously, your actions make me sick!!!

Do you want to be like Cristine Reyes? Look, I admire Dennis Trillo for his wisdom–he denied the fact that he and AA became together. See? Please, do not be a hitad like that (AA, I mean). Iyung mga Benildiyano, tingin ko isinusuka ka nila. Sa bagay, ang mga artista naman sa mga sosyal na pamantasan, mga normal lang sila ng mag-aaral.

Kaya tingin ko, isinusuka ka ni Bret Jackson dahil HALATA namang ginamit mo lang siya as rebound to get over Albie or Jake.

SOWS! Wala pa si Maja and Coco vs Matteo sa pagiging walwal mo, eh! Buti pa si Maja Salvador, malaki ang pinagbago niya. Alam niyang umiwas sa mga kahit anong uri ng relasyon.

UNLIKE Andi, sige walwal pa more!

The Never-Ending “Debate”: Marian Rivera VS Angel Locsin


PHOTO COURTESY OF KAPUSO WARRIORS

Roxy on a Beast Mode on Marian Rivera vs. Angel Locsin

Aminin na kasi na mas nakikita ang happiness at sense of self-actualization kay Marian habang si Ngiwe kelangan pa ng gimik at mga sakit-sakitan shit para pagusapan dahil nagiging irrelevant na siya. Noon, tinawag niyong pakengkera at makati si Marian. Ngayon, at lalo kung social media ang paguusapan, mas palengkera ngayon tingnan si Angel. Remember, social media accounts are another extensions of your personality, your life. Whatever you post represents YOU. You can be feisty as hell at times off-cam but if you know to respond to social media properly, that means you have a sound mind and a sound personality.

Angel Locsin

May best actress award nga Ngiwe niyo hindi naman naging super-versatile at nganga ang stage presence, mangilan-ngilan na nga ang endorsements, wala pang forever! Puro flop lang naman ang kaya niyong itira kay Marianita kasi si Marian, aminin, siya ang declared “forever” ni Dingdong samantalang si Ngiwe nakailang lalaki na nga lahat-lahat wala pa rin nagpopropose. Best actress awardee nga hindi naman napasama sa most influential personalities. Best actress awardee nga hindi mo makitaan ng sense of self-actualization. Ang tunay na self-actualized na tao hindi yung kelangang gumawa ng eme-eme mapag-usapan lang. And I bet my billion-dollar tits bitch, the so-called “disc bulge” thingy is nothing but a hoax. Ngayon, super dinodocument niya ang treatment kuno masabi lang na nagpapatreatment siya samantalang few days after she announced her disc bulge, nagpost ng kettlebell picture sa insta. Tapos after unang nag-Singapore for so-called operation, biglang punta sila ni Luis sa amerika manood lang ng UFC. Tanungin mo sa nurse or any medical professional, mahabang pahinga ang kelangan after operation. And hindi ka dapat nagbubuhat.

…at nagbigay pa ng golden buzzer dahil lang sa nagpropose? Putangina! Yayain ko kaya jowa ko sa PGT at magpropose kami, bigyan na rin kami ng golden buzzer.

Wala na nang consistency, zero logic ability si Ngiwe!

Marian Rivera

I simply could not help but I wanna call out some Kapamilya dudes out here for defending Angel Locsin and at the same time they slutshame on Marian Rivera. I no longer wanna mention names here but there is one guy who mentioned that Marian already has a kid from previous relationship. First of all, I have been reading “Celebrity Urban Legends” thread on PinoyExchange, and kung may chikang may anak na daw si Marian, galing lang naman iyan kay Tita Swarding (at mabuti naman at patay na ang baklang mashondang yun) or even Ronnie Carrasco III. The likes of Tita Swarding, Ronnie Carrasco III, Rey Pumaloy, Cristy Fermin, Dinno Erece, Pete Ampoloquio Jr., or even Alex Brosas were all out there for a demolition job against Marian and on the same token, lift the name of Angel Locsin since medyo pumangit ang name ni Angel after she transferred to Kapamilya network and Marian was rising to popularity due to Marimar fame back in 2007/2008. Andiyan din ang rumor na nagpalaglag daw si Marian, and much more.

The thing is, kung talagang truly evil si Marian Rivera at totoong malandi, hindi na dapat siya pinakasalan ni Dingdong Dantes. Okay, granted, kung talagang mahal ka talaga ng lalaki pakakasalan at pakakasalan ka talaga. Unfortunately, that does not apply to the Dantes clan. For some ignorant dudes out there, Dingdong Dantes hails from a very affluent and reputable family. His granddad was a General of Philippine Constabulary. His dad was an officer of Philippine Coast Guard. His uncle was a former member of Philippine Air Force. So yeah, Dingdong’s clan is MORE than just a buena familia, and a typical buena familia parent wants BEST for their children. As conservative/sexist as it may sound, ang mga magulang na high profile, hindi nila gugustuhin ang dalagang ina sa anak nilang lalaki. Ako guys, I have nothing against female single parents. I admire them for all the tough job they have been doing. I am simply stating what a typical high profile parents are, and ang mga tulad nila kikilatisin at kikilatisin nila ang jowa ng anak nila. I am not making Marian Rivera looking clean either, since naging sila ni Ervic Vijandre and imposibleng wala namang nangyari sa kanila. So, kung matindi na ang bahid ni Marian, in the first place, matagal na silang nag-break ni Dingdong after all the accusations of her haters as “mang-aagaw”, “malandi”, “makati”.

Meanwhile, while Marian’s dad is of pure Spanish blood, it did not even make her a high profile either back when she was a kid since her life has been simple back in Cavite. Therefore, medyo commoner si Marian to the Danteses, tapos matitindi pang mga intriga ang binabato pa kay Marian.

Hindi rin sapat na mahal ka talaga ng lalaki para pakasalan ka, despite your lapses. Ang contributing factor para pakasalan ka ng lalaki is, how devoted your are to your guy, how well you have been improving kasi, huwag na natin ikaila, mas nag-iimprove si Marian, even with the way she speak. Also, kung boto talaga ang pamilya ng lalaki sa babae. Ang babae kasi, kapag nagbigay ng dahilan para hindi maging boto ang pamilya ng lalaki sa babae, wala, walang patutunguhan ang relationship niyo, and hindi pa rin maaalis ang fact na kelangan mo pakisamahan ang soon-to-be-in-laws mo. So, nagbigay nga si Marian ng dahilan para maging boto sa kanya ang pamilya ni Dingdong. Magaling naman talaga kumuha ng loob si Marian, kasi kung paiiralin ni Marian ang pagka-self-entitled at pagka-bitchesa niya, walang mangyayari sa kanya. Wala rin siyang magiging forever.

I am not even married to say all of these. Hindi pa ako nagkaka-asawa, pero I learn from my parents, from the elders, and other married couples. I learn based on the stories they have been sharing to me, and I have been observing couples managing to stay together for bajillion years, and couples who ended breaking up.

Natatawa ako sa mga ibang lalaki dito at how they repeatedly describe for the nth time at how Angel is beautiful inside and out, and that she is an award-winning actress. Okay, fine, she is an award-winning actress, but the question is, is Angel good enough in managing her relevance? |How many awards did Angel won (apart from Best Actress awards thingy) as compared kay Marian? Si Marian Rivera, hindi pumapalya sa pagiging one of the top celebrity endorsers, hindi pa rin nawawalan ng magazine cover projects kahit may anak na, one of the Top 50 Most Influential Filipino Online as per Rogue Magazine, isa sa mga share holder ng SMDC, 3-time Anak TV Makabata awardee, FHM 3-peater, and still an Ambassador for Women and Children with Disabilities, Congress of the Philippines. You can even check her Wikipedia for list of Awards and Recognitions (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marian_Rivera).

Eh si Angel, ultimong maging parte ng Gabriela hindi nga niya nagawa at hanggang endorser lang siya ng Gabriela party-list. She has been endorsing a feminist group but by the way she manages her lovelife is something that is not women-empowering. Naka-ilang lalaki na ba si Angel Locsin? Exception si Miko Sotto dito kasi namatay si Miko Sotto. And very natural sa mga lalaki ang manloko kamo? Ano’ng gustong palabasin ni Angel? Na nag-cheat sa kanya si Oyo Boy? Si Phil? Manloloko rin pala si Efren Peñaflorida? Somebody can accuse me of victim-blaming pero kung niloko ka na once ng lalaki, at kung may dumating na guy, matuto nang kumilatis ng maigi, hindi ‘yung sunggab ng sunggab ng lalaki. I don’t think nag-cheat sa kanya si Oyo, at lalo naman si Phil Younghusband, at lalo naman I don’t think ginagamit nina Efren Peñaflorida or Phil Younghusband si Angel para lang magkapangalan since both latter guys are making names for themselves prior to meeting Angel. Efren won is CNN award back in 2009, and Phil is making a name for Philippine Azkals. I think Angel used them para lang bumango ang pangalan ni Angel. She maybe winning a best actress award ang getting Emmy award nominations, pero mejo pangit pa rin ang pangalan ni Angel since the time she transferred to ABS-CBN so kahit papaano kelangan bumango pangalan niya which unfortunately, she does not even manage. Yung sa anak ni Denise Oca, hindi naman si Phil ang tatay ng bata eh, si Fabio Ide. And since naka-ilang lalaki na si Angel at idadahilan na naman ni Angel ay ang problema ay sa lalaki, well unfortunately, siya na ang may problema. As I’ve said, I don’t think si Oyo ang nag-cheat kasi kung cheater si Oyo, malamang, ultimong si Kristine Hermosa hindi na niya pinakasalan. Kay Luis Manzano? Nako, wala na tayong aasahan diyan. At habang jowa pa ni Angel si Oyo, nalilink na siya kay Richard Gutierrez, Cogie Domingo, Dennis Trillo. Na-link pa kay Chito Miranda.

Some girls out here can call me out for double-standards, pero kung ang lalaki na-o-okray kung marami nang naging karelasyon at na-link, ano pa kaya ang isang tulad ni Angel na kababaeng tao, tapos publicized pa ang relationship history niya. Kaya sa mga lalaking Kapamilya-tards dito na tanggol ng tanggol kay Angel, pwes, para kayong hindi lalaki, at para kayong hindi nagka-jowa. Hindi uubra sa akin ang mga up-and-coming pro-Women statements ninyo kasi alam na alam ko na iyan, and hindi nakaka-empower ‘yung feeling ng marami nang naikama — mapababae man o mapalalaki.

Tapos, what if jowa mo si Angel, hindi nag-work ang relationship niyo and bigla kang palabasin na ikaw pa ang masama? Hindi kaya napaka-manipulative niyan, kung hindi self-entitled?

Another issue about Angel is her social media attitude. Nag-fight back ka lang sa isang basher, totoong tao agad? At kumusta naman ang shoutout niya kay Floyd Mayweather? Pakita ko kaya sa inyo ang link ng screenshot kung papaano siya mag-reply sa mga basher.

Tao lang tayo na pumapatol sa social media, kaya lang ang problema kay Angel, she appears to be virginal, mahinhin, dalisay as some retarded guys out here claim, at kung off-cam daw, magaling makisama at kung ano-ano pa tapos ganun lang ang lalabas sa social media? Tapos naging member pa ng #AmpalayaAnonymous ka-tropa pa sina Cristine Reyes, Maxene Magalona, Bianca King, at Bubbles Paraiso. At sa mga hindi nakaka-alam at sa mga ayaw umalam, the issue about #AmpalayaAnonymous is that how they ganged up on Pauleen Luna on Twitter. Cyberbully much?

Ang virginal ng appearance, pero palengkera sa social media? Kung kayo ang lalaki, hindi ba kayo matu-turn off? Remember guys, social media is an extension of one’s own life and personality. Si Marian? Mejo patawa pa nga mag-reply sa mga basher si Marian eh or bino-block lang ni Marian iyan. That’s fine kung bino-block niya. Ayaw mo naman kasi na naba-bad vibes at nai-i-stress ka dahil lang sa isang basher right?

BTW, si Marian, may bagong endorsement. PNB. Ano ang bago ngayon kay Angel?

NOTE: Iyan po ang pahayag ni Roxy on a Beast Mode sa Kapuso Warriors. I’m just sharing this one for you to be guided. Thank you.

A.B. Normal ang mga Hinayupak na Fantards ni Julia Barretto

  
Punyeta!!!

Grabe sila, halos parang ka-level pa nila ang mga AAdiks!

Ganito lang kasi iyan: Halos lahat ng mga fantards niya, mamemersonal kaagad kapag may bibira lamang sa idolo nila. So kapag bibirain ko lang si Julia, may katumbas: Parang binira ko na rin ang mga fans niya.

Huwag ganun!

Gan’to rin ang mga AAdiks. Kapag birain mo lang si KubetAA, biniria mo na rin ang mga AAdiks.

Sticky shit, mehn!

Sinabi ko lang na typical colegialang elitista si Julia Barretto, magagalit na kaagad siya. Bwishit!!! Hindi ba nila alam, kapag magiging kandidato siya sa student council/student government, TALO na siya kaagad!?

Pustahan, sa tingin niyo ba, mananalo si Risa Hontiveros ulit sa darating na eleksyon?

Oha, tingnan natin kung mananalo si JuliaBitch sa eleksyon ng student council/student government. I bet, talo iyan!

Huwag niyo nang birain ang pagiging Hapones ko, dahil FOUL po iyun. Nagiging mababang uri kayo ng mga Filipino ay dahil nagiging racist na kayo. Bakit, binira ko ba si Floyd Mayweather Jr. nung tinalo niya si Pacman? Hindi.

To quote sis Roxy, most Filipinos, whether or not they are professional, commit the mortal sin of logical fallacies. Kaya ang mga fantards ni Julia Barretto na professional, mga mangmang, dahil nangangapa naman sila sa lohika.

It only means that Julia Barretto fantards are “evil” like their idol!

That’s all!!!