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Lalangawin ang laban ni Flunkman kay Jeff Horn!

Credits to ABC News

Manny Pacquiao is not a global champion anymore. I agree.

Well, his “global champion” status was only a legitimate title before he became a solon.

Sa bagay, ano pala ang purpose niya sa senado? Maging maintenance personnel? Maging janitor fish? Kung ganon, isang malaking insulto na iyun sa mga janitor ng mga palikuran, o ‘di kaya sa mga janitor fish ng aquarium.

Why would you vote for someone who was ABSENT ng ABSENT sa session ng kongreso? O tingnan niyo ngayon si FLUNKman, walang alam kundi banggitin ang Bibliya bilang basehan ng batas na gan’to… and yet, Geraldine Roman-sempai slapped him regarding his remarks, I could say: LGBT solons are way better performers than their straight counterparts. Never forget: Porkchop Drilon? CopySotto?

Kung hindi lang naman pumanaw si Miriam, eh di dalawang oras ng SERMON ang aabutin ni FLUNKman sa kanya!!!

Ngayon, huwag na kayong magtaka kung lalangawin ang laban niya

FLUNKman’s fight won’t make the crime rate zero anymore. Naku, kahit pa nga ang mga skwating na drug addict, hindi na rin siya titingalain dahil nga, pro-death penalty si Flunkman, tsaka isa pa, supporter pa ng Tokhang ang mokong.

Even the Americans are no longer rooting for Pacman, since Pacman shared his thoughts on the LGBT community. Kung ayaw niya sa same-sex marriages, eh ‘di sana hindi na lang siya nang-insulto ng LGBT as “worse than animals.” Of course, we forgive Pacman for his remarks, but still that does not make us root for him.

…and now, smart people are wishing that Pacman will lose for good.

FLUNKman doesn’t have to prove anything ANYMORE. He’s already a champion at the PEAK OF HIS FAME. And yet, ever since being hounded by controversies such as tax issues made him lose our respect for him. Sabihin na nating hindi siya corrupt and whatnot, yet he didn’t set a good example to the people.

Kaya tama lang na tawaging BOBOtante ang mga bumoto kay Pacman, because he did NOTHING when he was congressman. Will you give this man another chance? Will you give him an opportunity to become a solon again?

Lastly, will you root for him as president, or VP for that matter?

If YES, then please, commit suicide. You don’t deserve to exist as a human being. #psychopath

Utang na loob, huwag niyo nang gawing pangulo si FLUNKman!

Manny Pacquiao (left) and Freddie Roach (right). Courtesy of AP via Philstar.

Freddie Roach, thru a Philstar article, said,

“I would say maybe at some point soon [Pacquiao will retire]. He’s still really looked good in his last fights, he’s Manny Pacquiao, he’s got a mean streak in him. I don’t think that’s gone away,” Roach told Boxing News.

“When he runs for president then he’ll give up!” added Roach.

For fuck’s sake, why will you ever make Manny Pacquiao as your president!?

Why can’t Manny Pacquiao just play basketball, aside from boxing!?

RealTalk: Even licensed professionals in the Philippines SUCK IN LOGIC!

Sa bagay, Manny Pacquiao does not deserve the senate seat, anyway. Yet, the bobotantes will still choose him because: “Mabait, hindi corrupt, tsaka matulungin sa mga mahihirap.”

Reklamo ng reklamo sa CRAP services, ta’s ang iboboto naman, mga walang silbi. Huwag ako, ah! No matter how “generous” Pacman is, it still does not make him a good senator. No wonder, maraming mga mangmang pagdating sa sistema ng mambabatas.

At isa pa, may #CheckYourPrivilege pa silang nalalaman diyan, huh. Oh, so kapag #CheckYourPrivilege, under-privileged pala ang mga bumoto kay Pacman, ganun ba? Heck, itanong niyo lang si Dick Gordon diyan. He attested that he is not pro-poor, because he does not want the Filipino to remain poor.

What me mean poor, is when they experience hardships in life, and it never ever stops. Given, walang budget, tsaka heto lang ang afford nila. It’s all thanks to the OLIGARCHS, who keep on exploiting the poor. After all, the oligarchs are more powerful than politicians, so to speak; and even though Duterte is the president, it will take a long time to eradicate the oligarchy as the ruling class that exploits, even politicians.

Pacman is not perfect, I understand that. Yet, he should know his place. He is after all, an ATHLETE. If he’s an athlete, he should stay where he is. Kung si Alessandra de Rossi nga, nag-venture sa pagkanta, but still, she knows her place because her voice isn’t really that special, to think she does not belt out. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to take a break from acting when he won the seat as California governor.

I never seen David Beckham bidding his way to the British parliament. I never heard of Maria Sharapova planning to join Russian politics. Lastly, I have never ever heard of Kobe Bryant to run for a position in the States.

And in the Philippines, Manny Pacquiao entered politics by choosing Sarangani as his domain. Siyempre, matatalo siya sa Gensan (General Santos City). Of course, the Gensan peeps knew better. Kung si Annabelle Rama nga, NATALO sa Cebu.

This made me believe, that people who are known for their benevolence will be voted for senator or congressman, if they are: Artistas, athetes, or belonging to a well-known political dynasty. Punyeta! Why not give the “DA WHO” people a chance? DA WHO na kung sa DA WHO, but still, they might deserve it more. Take for instance, Allan Carreon, also known as the “Intergalactic Ambassador.” He has great ideas, and has MORE substance compared to Pacman. Sabihin nating “joke” ang titulo ng “intergalactic ambassador,” ngunit heto ah, mas onorable pa nga ang ganung titulo, dahil siyempre, interacting with ALIENS (I repeat, ALIENS) is something you should be proud of. Kahit papano, malay niyo, may Martian ambassador na nga! May Uranian ambassador pa! OHA, san ka pa!?

So to the skeptics, screw your ideal image of “PACMAN for PRESIDENT.” Before he announced his bid for senator, we made it to a point that he won’t ever become a senator.

GISING NA, PINAS!

Buking ni Komi: Marami paring mga mangmang na naniniwala kay Pacquiao!

 Photo Courtesy of GMA News

Seriously, marami paring mga MANGMANG na JEJOLMANG na HALUPAGU na naniniwala kay Fuckman!

Totoo naman, eh! The basis of our LAWS is via the Constitution. Kaya ang advice ko lang talaga kay Fuckyaw, dapat CODALS ang binabasa niya. May isa nga akong kakilala, gustong mag-DONATE ng CODALS sa opisina ni Senador Fuckman, eh!

HARD Real Talk to the self-righteous IDIOTS/MORONS: FUCKMAN has no FUCKING credibility at all!

In fact, Rep. Geraldine Roman countered his argument regarding the anti-discrimination bill.

TBH, the anti-discrimination bill makes more sense than Risa HornyVirus’s (Hontiveros) “anti-catcalling” or “anti-street harassment” bill. Pwede bang isama niyo na rin ang anti-discrimination against people with mental health issues? Gaya ng mga otistik?

To those who discredit Roman, she has more credibility–and guess what? She’s waaaaay more substantial than the likes of HornyVirus. LOOK GUYS, Madam Roman earned TWO Master’s Degrees, and during her stay in Spain, she used to be one of the lead editors of a Spanish newspaper. See? Aside from Filipino and English, she also speaks fluent Spanish.

Look at Geraldine Roman–she’s a total package. You don’t see that in Fuckman, who became a singer, actor, then basketball player (well, nothing wrong with B-Ball because he’s an athlete, after all), but entering politics is not something I want him to do. In fact, people from GenSan knew what’s best for Pacquiao.

So, Pacman had no choice but to run for Sarangani representative.

GAHD. I HEYT DRUGS!

As you can all see, those people who shoves and imposes to us that, “Thou shalt NOT under-estimate him, since he’s smarter and better than the other BUGOK senators with the Yellow ribbon pinned upon themselves,” and “Binoto namin si Pacquiao dahil mabait siya, hindi corrupt, matulungin, may malasakit sa bayan!”

KATOL PA MORE!

In fact, those are not good qualifications to become a senator. Admit it or not, Bam Aquino has more qualifications than Pacman. The only thing is that, Pacman worked his ass off for fame and popularity, while Bam only rode on the popularity/infamy of the Yellow Oligarchs.

However…

Even though Manny worked his ass for fame, that is also NOT a qualification for him to become a senator.

MSP, via QueenBeast, said:

We only want people who has done a lot of anything relevant to his/her position PLUS excellent attendance record, and knows how to deal people with no prejudice.

Well, I’m sure bagsak si Fuckman sakin, kapag ako pa ang magiging employer niya.

Also, before calling Fuckman WORLD-FAMOUS, question is, if you’re famous in the States, does it also mean that you’re sikat ALL OVER THE WORLD!?

F*CK NO!

In fact, the Girls Generation has surpassed Demi Lovato and even Slutlena Whoremess, when it comes to over-all popularity. BEAT THAT!

Siguro kapag sa Southeast Asia, sikat na sikat si Manny Pacquiao, but that’s about it. However, ask some people in Central Asia, the Caucasus region, Eastern Europe, or even in the rest of the African continent, mas kilala pa nga siguro si Mayweather–or the classic, MUHAMMAD ALI.

Also, MSP said:

Well, Manny Pacquiao could visit any country he wants, and I don’t even give a shit at all. However, he is still ignorant at the end of the day–having been against same-sex marriage, calling the LGBT “worse than animals,” is worse than unacceptable. Thank goodness, Mayweather did not even said, “Whoa, what an idiot he is.” Well, mind you that Floyd and Ronda Rousey are known for being “cocky” for publicity purposes only, yet the way they responded to Pacman is not below-the-belt. See? In fact, Pac’s comment regarding LGBT and same-sex marriage is legit below-the-belt, so before mimicking the Bible, kindly be considerate to the LGBT who have been facing abuse and bullying ALL THROUGHOUT the fucking years!

As a matter of fact, visiting the USA a million times around throughout your entire lifetime won’t make you open-minded. Mind you, the US is still a prude country–meaning to say that there are pro-life people who discourage people to have an abortion–and they’re facing this dilemma eversince Trump became president.

Do you want to know how to be open-minded? Sadly, travelling abroad IS not the answer–in fact, most Filipinos still think of it as an investment, rather than as their own way of fieldtrip. To be honest, you have to set aside your passiveness and rather, think out of the fucking box for good. That way, you’ll be challenged.

Wala akong pakialam kung panay biyahe si Fuckman (well, dami niyang pera, eh!), ngunit sa totoo lang ho, hindi parin nakaka-talino ng braincells ang go back-and-forth from one country to another. Si MSP nga, hindi pa nga nakaka-tungtong sa Europa o sa Africa, ngunit mas malawak pa ang kaisipan kesa sa mga PRUDE CONSERVATIVES na panay puri sa Bibliya ta’s judgmental pagdating sa marginalized sector ng lipunan.

Also, anong madaling magka-TULO ang mga LGBT!? Pukingina naman, oh!!!

In fact, I bet your FUCKMAN had venereal diseases–tingin ko, daig pa niya si Kris Aquino sa pagkakaroon ng tulo sa maselang bahagi ng wangkata. DUH!

Hindi ibig sabihin na ayaw namin kay FUCKMAN, eh Dilawan/Dilawtista na kami kaagad!

Hindi ko rin gets kung bakit naniniwala parin sila kay FUCKMAN… intellectual people who serve the Lord with good intentions will tell you, you’re stupid. In fact, iyung mga PRUDES lang talaga ang bumoboto kay FUCKMAN ay dahil “mabait, hindi corrupt, matulungin, tsaka mapaglingkod,” eh HUWAG AKO!

In fact, laitin niyo ulit si Nancy Binay–at least, Nancy Binay improved. NB has her flaws, and sometimes is a laughing stock for her bad choice of clothes, yet that doesn’t mean that she’s a horrible senator. Kung tutuusin, kahit ganyan si NB, at least ma-trabaho siya’t hindi puro pa-pogi sa media.

Eh si Fuckman pala?

Iyan ang dapat ninyong saliksikin.

Buking ni Komi: BOBOtante talaga ang mga bumoto kay Manny Pacquiao sa senado

…and please, before calling me “ELITISTA” or “Dilawan,” paki-check iyung background ni Fuckman bago kayo mag-react ng wagas.

I don’t actually buy that self-righteous bullsh*t those Fucktards are actually telling us. And yet, you’re going to trashtalk on Risa Hontiveros simply because she does this and that? Well, I may not be a supporter of Risa (she is still HornyVirus at the end of the day–trust me!), yet again, she has good ideas. I simply hate the fact that she’s like showing us that juggling Yellowtism and leftism is possible–well yeah, but still, the leftists hate her for that.

Well, I am for team Risa (for now). Granted, I am not a supporter of hers, but lemme tell you that she’s waaaaay smarter and more logical than Fuckman. And these Dutertards and Macoytards INSIST that Manny Pacquiao should not be under-estimated, na daig pa daw niya sina De Lima tsaka Trillanes and shit… well, that’s De Lima and Trillanes. However, speaking of like, other senators like Zubiri, Gordon, Gatchalian, or TesdAman, I don’t think Pacman will be smart like them.

I wonder why a lot of these IDIOT voters will still choose FUCKMAN over Miriam Defensor-Santiago. No, I’m not under-estimating the Duterte supporters–in fact, I prefer Duterte over MDS when it comes to implementing policies. Seriously, REALTALK: We’re not yet ready to have MDS as our president. She’s pretty much like Trudeau to us–and heck, we’re also not yet ready to have a leader like Trudeau.

That’s why DIGONG became the Filipino president.

However, back to MDS vs. Fuckman. I think, the progressives are really worried on why Fuckman was voted. Akala ko nga, matatalino ang mga tao ngayon.

Matalino dahil si Duterte ang pangulo nila. See? Even Class D and E’s mindsets–you KENNAT under-estimate ’em.

Being a hater of Senator Fuckman does not make anyone a YELLOWtist/Dilawtista

Question: Where do your taxes go?

If you cannot answer that rather kantan question, then you better review your Critical Thinking lessons. Like what MSP and I said, we cannot call those who voted for BongBong Marcos, Leni Robredo, NoyNoy Aquino (c. 2010), or even Risa Hontiveros “bobotante.” However, we could call Manny Pacquiao voters as “bobotante,” because at the first place–is he even qualified?

To think–nasa elitista talaga ang tunay na bobotante.

Mocha Uson is of course, qualified to be a board member of the MTRCB. No doubt about that–kilala na siya dati pa as entertainer, and of course, leader of the Mocha Girls. Also, she’s your morning program fitness instructor.

Iba ang qualifications ng MTRCB board member sa pagiging senador. Seryoso, may sayad talaga ang anti-poor na 1987 Constitution na iyan, drafted by sino pa? Eh di, mga ka-sosyo lang naman ng mga Dilawan.

Why the double standards between senator and regular employee? Ask the greedy oligarchs, and the much greedier political dynasties. Sila ang nagpapa-bagal sa internet ninyo, para lang mapilitan lang kayo manood ng mga putanginang mga telebasura sa gabi.

Tapos PUTCHA, elitista pa ang itatawag sa’yo kapag ayaw mong manood ng tele-basura.

It’s an all-out WAR between the prude conservatives vs. the liberal elitists

All-out war naman talaga, eh. The prude conservatives tend to be anti-freedom–and their logic could suck more. Kung iyung mga liberal na elitista pa nga, ayaw kay Fuckman, mga prude conservatives–they love Fuckman.

I am simply making this an example. Kung si HornyVirus nga, liberal na elitista (siyempre, pinagsabay nga niya ang pagiging Dilawan tsaka pagiging leftist niya, diba?), at least I will agree with her, regarding the anti-discrimination and the mental health bill.

Well, even the prude conservatives could be more BOBOtante than the liberal elites. At least, I could give credit to the liberal elites for being progressive–the only thing that sucks about them is that, they’re staunchly anti-Marcos. Dun lang lumalabas ang self-righteousness nila.

ATS if bobotante ang mga bumoto kay BBM.

Ask Manny RN (via GRP Community) about Fuckman, and you’ll get what you’re finding:

Despite his “humble” public persona, Pacquiao in reality has a huge ego! He believe that he can be anyone that he wants to be and he can do everything he thinks he can do! Just look at what he is and is doing; an absentee congressman, a Bible quoting charlatan, a basketball player cum coach, a trying really hard singer, actor and TV personality, and soon-to-be senator!

SEE!? Will you ever vote for someone who was a reputed ABSENTEE congressman!?

REALLY NOW!?

Well, no matter how educated or academically-achieved you are, and no matter what your profession is, seriously, even intellect or a high position cannot buy logic, just like money cannot buy class. Prude conservatives are one example. They cannot help but resort to an all-out war with the liberal elites, para lang masabi na sila ang TAMA, then the latter will retaliate and say, “KAMI ANG TAMA! KAMI ANG DISENTE!”

The liberal elitists, unfortunately lost the battle. Seriously, sunud-sunod ang ang pagto-TOKHANG sa mga anti-Duterte tsaka anti-Marcos.

While the prudes are anti-freedom, the liberal elites are anti-discipline. See? The polarizing contrast between two parties are evident, and that’s why their war is similar to Iran vs. Saudi Arabia. Oh wait, North and South Korea, I mean.

Before calling us Yellowtists, think!

Fuck you to those who will be defensive to what we said about those who voted for Fuckman. REALLY!