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TAKOT SA SARILING MULTO ang mga Dilawtista!

…and yes, that includes that DISS-honorable Ombudsman Conchita Carpio-Morales, or should I say the bruhalitang gurang na walang kina-tanda! Pweh!!!

Now that you know the entire truth about the Yellow Oligarchs, I guess it’s time for us to denounce the Yellow horde, and crucify ’em!

The Yellows are now “AFRAID” of the Duterte administration, simply because they believe that they can no longer oppress the Filipino people!

Ano bang ginawa ni Tatay Digong sa kanila, eh hindi naman patola ang pangulo? At isa pa, may mga “warriors” nga siya, para gawin iyung trabahong pagpapatola sa mga naghahasik ng lagim. Sa totoo lang ho, ang mga Dilawan ay takot na takot talaga sa sarili nilang multo, ay dahil na iyun sa pagiging mataas ang PRIDE nila.

Takot na takot ang mga Dilawan lalo na kay BongBong Marcos, partida hindi rin patola si BBM, ay dahil na rin sa “magbabalik ang diktaturya sa bayan!” PWEH! Kung si BBM ang bise-presidente, babalik ang “Dark Ages” na sinusupalpal niyo sa kanya? Pwes, kung ganon, eh LIPAT na lang kaya kayo sa Belarus, at makita niyo ang tunay na diktaturya! Bueno, tingin ko hindi kayo magtitimpi sa “kamay na bakal” ni Pangulong Alexander Lukashenko, dahil siyempre ang Inquirer, Rappler, tsaka ABS-CBN, malamang wala silang kalayaang maghasik ng lagim DOON. At isa pa, subukan niyo kayang maghasik ng lagim sa RUSSIA, tsaka gumawa kayo ng demolition job laban kay Pangulong Vladimir Putin, aba eh matakot na talaga kayo! Kung masamang kaaway si Lukashenko, eh mas lalo na si Putin!

Matakot na dapat ang mga Dilawan!

Sabi ni Ka Imee Marcos, dapat lang at lamunin niyo na ang bawang ipamimigay niya sa inyo, para maalis sa katawan ninyo ang mga masasamang espiritu!

Hindi na siguro ako magtataka kung gagawa ulit ng demolition job ang mga diablong Dilawan laban sa administrasyong Duterte. Ngunit sa totoo lamang ho, natatakot ang mga Dilawan na baka… masira talaga sila ng tuluyan. EH SIRANG-SIRA NA TALAGA LAHAT SILA, EH!

Keep on reading Senyor Komikado!

I cannot believe, more and more people are reading my blog, and they’re interested in learning new things from me.

It means, sawang-sawa na talaga sila sa mga mainstream opinion, and now it’s time for them to learn something undiscovered.

It’s all thanks to ONE MAN

I really have to owe Tony-sensei a huge debt of gratitude. Bueno, iba parin kapag siya ang mag-share ng mga blog posts. Kumbaga, this reminds me of Justin Bieber sharing PIKOTARO’s PPAP video.

As much as possible, I still want to create a blog entry all about Tony-sensei, but not now siguro. Well, as much as I want to create again a blog entry about the profiles of the DIGONG WARRIORS, it shall be a collab blog entry with of course, MSP (mspanythinginrandom).

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Controversial question: Why do the Yellowtists love Miriam and Gina?

Both the late Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Gina Lopez are well-loved by the Filipino people (not all, ha). Well, including the self-righteous Dilawtistas.

Now if you please, this is my question, and I’ll do my best to answer it (holy fuq mehn!).

Why do the Yellowtists love Miriam and Gina?

1.) Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Gina Lopez show that they’re the women to be sought after – These two women are attractive to the intellectual elite, if not the masa.

2.) Both of ’em come from distinct backgrounds – Miriam coming from an intellectual family, and Gina being a passionate environmentalist.

I’ll tell you what: I base everything on Twitter, which I believe, is the “last lungga of the elitistas.”

Miriam Defensor-Santiago

“I will not question Duterte’s victory, but why is Miriam near the bottom of the list!?”

“Mataas ang ratings nila Sotto tsaka Pacquiao, ngunit kay Miriam wala!”

“Can’t someone like Miriam be given a chance?”

Gina Lopez

“Gina Lopez is the only person who has the balls to close mining firms, but she cannot be appointed by the CA. More fun in the Philippines!”

“Gina is pro-poor! She cares for the people and the environment! Long live Gina!”

“Hindi nagkamali si Duterte sa pag-appoint kay Gina bilang kalihim ng DENR.”

The Dilawtistas did not give in to the so-called “emote-emote” of the BOBOTANTES!

If you don’t like the “enemy” of the people, which is obviously the Dilawtistas, then sometimes they DO make sense. Well, sometimes. In fact, they insist that Neri Colmenares and Risa Hontiveros are more substantial than Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao. Also, these Dilawtistas have no time to watch telebasuras. For them, telebasuras are what they call as, “BAKYA.”

Oo na, i-emphasize niyo kung gaano sila ka-elitista, but mind you, again I’m not going to be their apologist, but they make sense. Sabihin nating mas maraming paring mga bobotante sa kanila, ngunit pagdating siguro sa mga may prinsipyo, hindi naman sila nagkulang. In fact, if you’re going to accuse Risa Hontiveros for being a feminazi, mind you, we still don’t like her, but we will still give credit where it is due, when it comes to the Mental Health Bill. Iyan ang wala kina SUPOTto tsaka kay FLUNKman, eh!

Of course, bobotante parin ang maituturi ko sa mga elitista ay dahil, siyempre pro-Drilon tsaka pro-Trillanes sila, samantalang mga iyun, mga totoong SWAPANG!

And mind you, Gina Lopez was voted by the LP horde, plus Sotto and Fuckman, which I think is like, “Punyeta!”

No wonder, the yellows would benefit from her pala! Hindi parin mawawala ang pagiging Lopez niya, which means, DUGONG OLIGARCH!

This made me and my team accept her rejection. WE KNEW IT, she will be rejected without questions asked. This is because, despite her advocacies, eh ano palang silbi nun kung mga idolo lang din ng mga bobotante’t mga Dilawtista ang boboto sa kanya? It’s like, what is beauty and talent, if you lack charisma?

Gan’tong logic lang iyan: Bakit mas maraming umi-idolo kay Sandara Park kesa kay Maja Salvador? Obviously, Sandara will win in the grand finals of Star Circle Quest, simply because of her charisma (bueno, hindi pa siya gaano ka-talentado). In fact, does Maja Salvador have the same traits as Sandara Park? Mind you, Maj will only end up like Charice Pempengco!

Also, speaking of Charice Pempengco, she may have the voice of a soul diva, but still, she lacks charisma. Sus! Never mind her “so-so” looks, hindi iyan basehan ng magandang boses. Eh, kung sino pa nga ang malalapad ang ilong, matataba, tsaka ITIM (as in the N-word, ha), sila pa ang biniyayaan ng ginintuang boses. Tingnan niyo na lang kaya si Frenchie Dy.

However, sayang si Charice. I mean, really. Kung hindi lang niya pinilit sa mga tao ang sekswalidad niya, eh ‘di sana sikat na sikat parin siya hanggang ngayon!

Personality and charisma are the ones that will bring you UP! That’s the moral of the story. Same goes when it comes to politics. Papano nga, kung karamihan sa mga fans ng isang pulitiko eh mga Dilawan lang din pala?

Kaya supalpal nga si Hornyvirus ay dahil karamihan pa naman sa mga supporters niya, eh mga Dilawan. Nga lang kasi, eh ayaw na ayaw naman sa kanya ng mga leftist. Bueno, “bridging” the “left” and yellowtism does not work. Gan’to lang iyan: The yellows and left love each other today. Tomorrow, they don’t. On the next day they do, and so on. In short, GAMITAN!

But speaking of Miriam, she does not have the same reception like that of Gina. However, there were mixed feelings when Miriam chose BongBong Marcos as her running-mate. Heto lang iyan: Miriam chose BBM because, he is her friend. Well, hindi lang iyan. Miriam chose BBM, is to help him. Iyun iyon. Also, people are already expecting a “dream team” between the two, though si Digong talaga ang gusto maging running-mate ni BBM.

The truth is, Miriam ran for president even though she’s dying of cancer is because, she saw something “not right” at the International Criminal Court, meaning to say that she cannot even reveal it to everybody. Kung kelan lang siya pumanaw, saka lang nalaman ng buong mundo ang dark side ng ICC. Remember the “International Caucasian Court” controversy?

Heto lang iyun: Both Miriam and Gina are also well-loved by the Dilawtista is because, for them, they’re both awesome, and they represent what a true Filipino bad-ass should be about.

NOTE: This is a collab blog entry with mspanythinginrandom!

Cong. Geraldine Roman exposes the hypocrisies of the prude conservatives and the liberal elites alike!

Credits to GMA News|Hindi pa tayo tapos Fuckman, ha!

To those who are not yet updated regarding the news on the first-ever transgender solon, here it is! I’m going to expose to you the hypocrisies of two opposing parties: The prude conservatives (many of ’em are Marcos Loyalists), versus the liberal elites (Yellowtists/Dilawtista)!

Okay here goes:

1.) Prude conservatives

“Lumipat lang iyan sa PDP-Laban para lang magkalat ng mikrobyong LP! PWEH!”

“Better be careful, Digong! PDP-Laban will be infested with yellow virus!”

“Magkakaroon pala ng espiya ng LP ang PDP!”

2.) Liberal elites

“Trapo’t balimbing din pala si MR. Roman! Sus! She only won a congress seat is because she belongs to a powerful family.”

“Yeah, trapo na nga, balimbing pa! Ever since she favored the death penalty, and ever since she transferred to PDP-Laban, I lost all my respect for her.”

“Wala pala sa kasarian iyan.”

Truth to be told, these two polarizing parties contribute to the “Kaya Di Umuunlad Pilipinas” syndrome

Trust me, both of them stink! Mas masahol pa nga ‘ata sa body odor ng mga mahihilig sa sibuyas, bawang, tsaka sa mga sobrang anghang na pagkain! Malala pa sa ANGHIT!

It’s good that Geraldine Roman remained professional despite all the bad comments. Seriously, dapat lang naman lumisan iyan ng LP dahil maniwala kayo sa hindi, walang silbi ang talino niya kung nanatili parin siya sa Libog Party. Bueno, kung sexist homophobes iyung mga tiga-PDP, eh may asset na sila ngayon.

Dehins ko rin hinusgahan si Nancy Catamco, kahit mas trapo pa siya kay Hornyvirus. Hindi ko rin huhusgahan sina Alfred Vargas, dahil siguro nakita nila na ang LP ay walang kredibilidad. Kung makapangLAIT ang mga magkasalungat na partido (mga konserprudista tsaka mga Dilawtista!), eh problema nila iyun. Bale, hindi nila mauunawaan iyung sitwasyon ng mga transferee.

Well, sila-sila Drilon, Kiko Matsing, at ang mga old-time Dilawan lamang ang nasa limelight, eh! Sila-sila na lang parati! Papano naman ang mga iba, na mas deserving ng exposure??? O ayan ha, sirang-sira na ang Libog Party dahil sa kaputanginahan ng mga same-old Dilawan.

‘Diba wala namang tinanim na sama ng loob si Kap Ge (Roman), nung nanalo si Digong tsaka BBM? At isa pa, she even shared, “Oh, in our district, Digong and BongBong Marcos won. However, because I’m LP, I voted for Roxas and Robredo.”

In short, trabaho lang iyun. Kung pro-death penalty si Kap Ge, may punto din naman siya kahit papano. In fact, my team and I actually favor death penalty, but with strict legal procedures. Also, it was surprising that Kap Ge favored death penalty, because she considered what her constituents believe. AND YET, YOU GUYS CALL HER A F*CKING HYPOCRITE!?

One, she is pro-divorce. Two, she favors same-sex UNIONS, if not marriage. Three, she supports the anti-discrimination bill (dapat lang anoh!). Lastly, she favored death penalty.

This shows that she strongly upholds secularism. SUS! May mga devout Christians nga na pro-death penalty, anoh!

And for me, Kap Ge makes much more sense compared to the bobotante horde’s all-time idols: Manny Pacquiao and Lucy Torres!

Also, it sickens me when some prudes call her a “TROJAN HORSE.” Eh ano pala tawag kay Sonny Dominguez!?

Sass Rogando Sasot backs Geraldine Roman’s transfer

Sass said,

Congresswoman Geraldine Roman is all about serving her constituents, and that is the people of 1st district of Bataan. Congressmen and women are REPRESENTATIVES of the population of the district that voted for them. They are not there to voice just their personal opinion, but to make a stand on behalf of that population.

Roman voted for the death penalty, despite personally being against it, because she found out through a poll that her constituents OVERWHELMINGLY support it. Again, she’s not in Congress to offer her person opinion but to represent the will of his people.

Her move to join PDP-Laban, I believe, isn’t about political survival. Roman is an established name in Bataan because of the public service her family has done in their district. That whatever party she belongs to, people would vote for her because they know that she was raised by a family that served their district wholeheartedly. Roman is a political brand in Bataan that you can’t demolish.

Remember: Roman won the elections with 62.1% of the votes, despite being part of the Liberal Party and despite the character assassination launched by her opponent, who attacked her being transgender during the campaign (binaboy talaga si Geraldine).

She supports a lot of the policies of the President because she wants him to succeed and her people raised their fists for Duterte.

THIS! The Roman political dynasty is after all, NOT a trapo dynasty, compared to the fake saints, called the Robredos, or FRAUDredos! After all, Kap Ge’s priority is to serve her constituents. Meaning to say, hindi siya TRAPO’T BALIMBING, kontra sa mga sabi-sabi ng mga prudista’t Dilawan!

Also, this makes Kap Ge a PROFESSIONAL public servant, compared to the ones who are legitimately TRAPO! In fact, Kap Ge is the female version of Carlo Sawit—who once served Tarlac as a councillor, to think he’s more known to be an actor and a model by the millenials. In fact, both Ge and Sawit could work together as a TEAM! Isali na rin siguro si Hon. Raissa Laurel-Subijano, na biktima ng bar exam bombing sa Taft Avenue. Until now, Raissa Laurel still serves as an inspiration to many people. Malamang, if they become a TRIO, aba eh parang POWERPUFF GIRLS na ang grupo nila!

To the prude conservatives: Bible-connection with the Constitution PWET NIYO!

It’s so sad that one post in GMA News is flooded with people who agree with the Bible one hundred percent! Mga BOBA! Look, if you think Manny Pacquiao is still a great senator, then fuck you! Proves that you’re like supporting someone who is a sexist homophobe, and at the same time an utter disgrace to humanity!

Kaya Di Umuunlad ang Pilipinas dahil sa kabobohan ninyo, eh! Granted, iyung mga nakapag-aral nga siguro ng Bible Analysis tsaka Christian Living nga, mas magagaling pa nga ‘ata sa inyo, eh! Speaks for how crappy their logic is! Bueno, tama lang na ma-SUPALPAL lang kayo ni Marlene Aguilar, and she’s only right in calling you “MORONS.”

To the liberal elites: Ang LP ay dapat lang mamatay!

Seriously, Ge’s transfer was YOUR LOSS, after all. BUTI NGA!

Also, remember that the Roman political clan isn’t like your typical “trapo” dynasty, y’know. Iyung FRAUDredo pala, kumusta? Iyung #TeamDiaz pala ng Rizal, kumusta na rin!? Eh, iyung mga trapong Belmonte’t Lagman, kumusta na rin pala sila? At higit sa lahat, hindi ko na rin palalampasin si Bam Aquino, nung nagsalita siya ukol sa kakulangan sa mga scientist (o aghamero!). Eh anong ginawa pala niya nung siya pa iyung committee chair ng edukasyon!? Iyan ang dapat niyang ipaliwanag!

Lastly, hindi ko parin palalampasin si FLUNKMAN!!!

Kung trapo’t balimbing din pala si Geraldine Roman, eh mas TRAPO’T BALIMBING PARIN ang FLUNKman ninyo! In fact, Sass Rogando Sasot even activated her BEAST MODE to Fuckman regarding the anti-discrimination bill:

To Senator Pacquiao and his staff:

I am MALE in my passport. I have been warmly welcomed by President Duterte, dressed according to how I have lived my life for THREE DECADES: as FEMALE.

Senator Pacquiao, it is within your right to tell us that we are living our lives against your religious beliefs. But you must remember that it is also within our right to live our lives outside the dictates of your religion.

There are laws protecting your right, Senator Pacquiao, to believe your religion. Because of that, no one, even private companies, can force you to not believe your religion or any of its teachings. Now, Senator Pacquiao, you must not stop the passage of a law that would protect the right of people like me to live our lives outside the doctrine of your or anybody’s religion. Hwag kang swapang sa karapatan.

My weapon against your speech is my speech. Pass the Anti-Discrimination Bill Now!

Sa mga self-righteous diyan, don’t ever impose to Sass that she’s MALE. OKAY!? In fact, she may be born male, but in her heart, she’s FEMALE! Reminds me of You’re Under Arrest anime’s Futaba Aoi, the transgender female cop who is the best-looking among the cops at the Bokuto Police Station all across Tokyo, Japan! And in Japan pa naman, the LGBT is pretty much a grey area. Buti pa nga dun, may same-sex UNIONS na!

And in defense of Sass, KS said,

SA MGA RELIGIOUS APOLOGISTS DITO JUSME, YOU ALL DRAG GOD’S NAME INTO THIS AGAIN KAHIT SI GOD AY NANANAHIMIK! SA TOTOO LANG MGA MAKASARILI KAYO AT PLASTIK!!! SI SASS AY ISANG TRANSWOMAN AT SUPORTADO ANG MGA POLISIYA NA MAGPAPAGINHAWA AT MAGPAPAUNLAD SA BUHAY NG MGA TAO AT INIISIP ANG KAPAKANAN NG NAKARARAMI, PERO PAG KARAPATAN NA AT KAPAKANAN NA NILA ANG NAKASALALAY ANG BIBLE NYO IPANGTATAPAT NIYO??!!! NO WONDER DI UUNLAD TONG PILIPINAS NA TO

Seriously, this person NAILED IT! Apologist hindi lamang ng Bibliya, pati na rin sa pagiging relihiyoso kuno ni FLUNKman! No wonder, somehow Geraldine Roman makes more sense because to be honest, she’s more Christian than Flunkman. For Kap Ge, ang pagsisimba’t pananalig sa Diyos ay isinasapuso, hindi iyung dinidikta! Subukan ni Fuckman gawin iyan sa mga Muslim, o mga Budista! At higit sa lahat, nauunawaan ko kung nagalit sa kanya sina Aiza Seguerra, Boy Abunda, tsaka Vice Ganda. Aminin natin sa hindi, kahit ayoko sina FuckBoy BaboonDUH tsaka si Petrang Kabayo, may punto din naman sila. Also, being an apologist of such dubious statements do not only make a person SELF-RIGHTEOUS, it also makes them TANGA to the core.

No wonder, we need a Marlene Aguilar to police social media!

Dapat lang ma-SUPALPAL ang mga Dilawtista, anoh!?

The truth about the elitistas on cyberspace

The elitistas are inflexible, inconsiderate, and lastly, INTOLERANT. Kunwari, they advocate liberatedness, tolerance, and open-mindedness, but at the end of the day, they’re self-righteous, all-knowing, bigoted, and the worst: Narrow-minded. In-appoint lang si Mocha Uson sa PCOO, nag-warley na kaagad ang mga Dilawtista. Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun: They believe, they own freedom and democracy like PROPERTY. Oha, kumusta naman iyun? If you disagree with them by heart, then expect them to gang-up on you.

Heto ang pinapa-post sakin sa Facebook. Kunwari, tolerant sila’t tatanggapin ka nila, kahit sobrang weirdo mo na tao, at kahit pangit naman ang panlasa mo sa musika, pero sa totoo lang, gina-gang-up ka nila dahil weirdo ka. In fact, these same types of people punish and scold you for being weird, but they cannot even do the same to people who starts mischief. Tagalog, hindi nila magawa iyun sa mga taong nagpapasimuno ng kabulastugan!!!

This is how I completely describe G Toengi. Kunwari, tolerant siya sa mga comments ng ibang tao, but to be honest, she blocks people who disagree with her. Lalo na ang “I hate hijab?”

Look guys, not everyone likes the hijab. If we (yes, our team) find the hijab an awesome type of veil that symbolizes Islamic identity, some people will find it a sign of oppression. Yes, the libtards, yo! However, comment anything that is “wrong” or “bad” on G’s posts, she’ll block you, and will badmouth you.

Well, it shows how hypocritical and intolerant G Toengi is. Typical Yellow Yankee who brags about her “oh-so American-accented English,” but in fact, cannot even express herself with sense. Oha, binuking ka pa ni Vivian Velez sa kawalang-hiyan mo!

Ganun na din si Jim Paredes. Well, Jim Paredes is another example of a Yellowtist who wields a first-world passport. So, superior ka na niyan dahil nga, Australian passport holder, and the nerve you’re like shaming the Duterte youth, with your “LUKATMI” statement? Ang kapal-kapal talaga ng pagmumukha mo, Tandang Jim! You should set an example pa nga to the youth, because people like you are looked up to by the youngsters… but you disregard this kind of culture by flaunting ba naman your Australian passport? Huwag kami!

Mas gusto ko pa nga si Miss Maharlika, o ‘di kaya ang mga dual citizen na hindi mapanghusga sa mga Duterte o ‘di kaya Marcos… those who are pro-Yellows have more tendencies to judge others when it comes to issues of morality, but become NGANGA when someone will raise a question when it comes to the Yellow Oligarchs.

Seriously, the Dilawtistas should have a reality check

The Yellows believe that the pro-Duterte horde are a threat to them… or rather, their notion of “democracy.” Prangkahan: Sa ELITISTA parin makikita ang mga BOBOTANTE, because seriously, voting for Noynoy Aquino is like approving scums like Dinky “Cruella De Vil” Soliman, Leila “Sabâ” De Lima, or the worst—Abaya, Abad… and the current CHR Chief: CHEAT-o Gasgas-con.

Also, speaking of Geraldine Roman, you think she’s TRAPO’t BALIMBING!? Lumipat lang sa PDP-Laban, may sayad tsaka nasa loob lang din pala ang kulo, AGAD!? Setting aside the gender issue, Geraldine Roman did the RIGHT choice! Walang silbi ang talino niya kapag nanatili parin siya sa LIBOG PARTY na iyan! PDP-Laban may be full of homophobic sexists, but mind you, PDP needs a good asset.

Geraldine Roman isn’t like Lucy Torres, you know. Malamang, anti-divorce si Lucy Torres because like Fuckman, Lucy presents herself as “religious.” But, she was branded “TRAPO” after opposing RH Bill, while approving of the death penalty.

Side Note: It’s much safer to be pro-RH and pro- or anti-death penalty, than to be anti-RH but pro-death penalty. Being the latter is like being anti-divorce law, but supports Cybercrime Law, drafted by the telebasura-loving bobotantes’s favorite senator: Tito Sotto. Of course, being an arch-conservative is next to prudeness. What’s more, is that, the prudes keep on voting for Sotto and Fuckman because they believe that “traditional values” are going back to the Philippine culture, valuing family values, blah blah blah, when in fact, they overlook crucial issues.

Putang ina! These prudistas believe that being a masochistic martyr is being Christ-like? As you can all see, supporting the concept of being a “masochistic martyr” as a sign of courage and patience makes me VOMIT to the core! It’s disrespecting oneself. Gan’to kasi ‘yun, nakita niyo ba kung gaano ka-garapal ang mga Dilawtista? Pwes, ganun din ang mga konser-prudista!

No wonder, my friend MSP told me that she will never ever vote for Lucy Torres, if she runs for the senate. Simple logic: Many Filipinos will vote for Lucy because she’s “mabait,” “LIKE A VIRGIN (singing in the tune of Madonna’s iconic song),” and of course, “pure in character.” However, they’ll boycott Annabelle Rama because she’s “mataray,” “palengkera,” tsaka walang class tsaka breeding. Eh, kunwari ayaw kay Pacquiao ang mga iba, but still they voted him for the senate.

It’s a shame that many bobotantes will still vote for Fuckman. Akala parin kasi nila, magiging ZERO ang crime rate kapag magiging senador siya, like how he does it by people simply watching his fight.

SUS! Huwag kami, oi! If you believe he’ll save the world from all kinds of evil, DREAM ON! Kaya pala ang mga fantards ni Fuckman eh supalpal din pala ni Marlene Aguilar. She even said, “Papano ba sikat na sikat sa buong mundo si Fuckyaw, eh hindi naman siya kilala sa Europe o ‘di kaya sa Africa!” Also, Marlene even emphasized that one Moroccan told her, “Filipinos are hardworking and nice people.” Bueno, hindi pa binanggit si Fuckman diyan, ha?

I bet, the Dilawtistas will understand Marlene. But honestly, baka ayawin lang din nila si Mother Dragoness, mainly because she calls Leni Robredo “MONCHANG,” partida, Marlene herself encourages people to BOYCOTT the election (but to be honest, I dunno what “monchang” means), and at the same time, she despises BongBong Marcos as well.

O there I said it. Back to the DILAWAN horde, you think that you OWN democracy like property, huh? Bueno, kaya ang tingin niyo sa sarili niyo eh mga magagaling dahil nga, you have the motherfucking MONEY to powertrip the common people. And now, you believe that Mocha Uson is a THREAT to the nation is because, she’ll “spread FAKE NEWS” as a PCOO Asst. Secretary.

Mas fake news parin ang Inquirer tsaka Rappler, trust me. That whores called Pia Ranada Robles, and the ever-high-falutin hypocrite Maria Ressa are the ones whom you should lambast! Sila ang tunay na naghahasik ng PEKENG BALITA, eh! Also, Inquirer has no more credibility since all they do is to demolish an administration that opposes the Yellows. Eh that OINKquirer does not pay the proper taxes. Also, never forget its controversy with Dunkin Donuts!

Side Note: Kaya mas pina-patronize ko na ang Manila Times, simply because they have substantial news. Kung alam niyo lang ang pamamalakad sa loob ng TMT, makikita niyo rin. However, I chose not to reveal it because someone requested me not to do so, or else.

Maraming mga Dilawang nagluluksa, dahil “PATAY” na raw ang demokrasya sa bansa’t bumabalik na ang diktaturya. Do you think, you will still rant your shits online if democracy is legitimately “DEAD” in the Philippines? If that is so, then try going to Vietnam, Iran, Belarus, or even CHINA! Or NORTH KOREA, to see for yourself… how dead really is democracy in those countries. Doon talaga, your democracy is literally DEAD, esp. when you voice out your opinions… against the government.

Also Yellows, you hate dictatorship, right? BUT… what I observed, you’re worse than the tyrants people love to “hate.” Besides, don’t you know that Western leaders have more tendencies to be “tyrants” than the classics the West love to brand as “dictator” such as Putin, Assad, Gaddafi, if not Marcos. Iyung mga Marcos supporters nga, mas democratic pa sila kung tutuusin, kesa sa mga Dilawan gaya ninyo. Same with the Digong warriors… they support democracy as much as free speech is concerned, and mind you, Digong supported freedom of speech. Kung bibirain natin si Digong, wala na sa kanya iyun!

Alam niyo mga Dilawan, mas igagalang ko pa nga sina Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi, o ‘di kaya si Pope Francis kaysa sa santa-santita niyo kuno na si Cory Aquino! Itanong niyo lang ho si Mr. Riyoh!

At the end of the day, the moral of the story is to: WALK YOUR TALK!

That being said, the Yellows do not walk their talk… or practice their preaches. Talk na nga kayo ng talk, wala naman walk—ang tawag dun, TOK SHET! Pweh! Iyun kayo, eh! In other words, HYPOCRITES! Tama lang na bira-birain lang kayo’t ina-apakan nila Doc Antonio Contreras tsaka Miss Maharlika. Iyan ay dahil nang-aapak din kayo.

After all, you deserve to be the laughing stock. You deserve to be bad-mouthed. Also, you deserve to be branded as the butt of jokes, since you cannot help but to make yourselves ridiculous when rallying. BUENO, hindi rin kayo magkakasundo ng mga leftist, dahil isinusuka naman kayo ng mga iyun! Besides, you cannot even call your so-called “patron goddess” Risa Hontiveros to bridge your differences with the left! Eh, mga leftist nga, ayaw na ayaw kay Risa, what more pa nga sa mga hindi pa naman leftist!? Simply put, mas may credibility pa nga ang mga leftist kesa sa inyo, is because, at least these REDS walk their talk! They stick to their ideologies, UNLIKE YOU!

G Tong-HIT should shut the eff up, if she believes she’s WAY BETTER than MOCHA!

Yeah, I know G Toengi is beautiful, but to be honest… she does have a heart of STONE. Sa Tagalog, PUSONG BATO!

I still like G Toengi, but NOT when it comes to POLITICS!!!

What qualifications AGAIN!?

Well, like what The Yellow Oligarch Haters’ Club said, “You don’t need to have a PhD in Rocket Science or to surpass the wealth of Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg!”

Yeah right, it’s a right thing for ka-DDS Vivian Velez to expose your shits, G!

Vivian Velez said,

Some publicity hungry, hypocritical and intellectual wanna be, pretending not to care host just placed herself (yes, she placed herself intently and intentionally) right at the back of the most popular Filipino internet figure, hollering, “giddiyap! Let’s go!” Another Blue passport holder biatch that makes her believe that she is all knowing and superior than any of us. Remember your roots, girl! Di ba, Peter Flores Serrano? hahaha
#hypocrite #starlet #Fieldsbaby #checkpointbabe #AngelesCity

Never mess with the DDS alliance, esp. Vivian Velez! Bago pa nga naging DDS si Kap Vivian, remember when she exposed Cristine Reyes’s bad attitude!? However, she chose to resign, because she herself prefers not to waste her time “powertripping” such a skank! For Vivian, powertripping in a set is a sign of unprofessionalism.

LAOS na si G Toengi—or G TongHIT!

Kung ako nga kay G, I would rather renounce my Filipino citizenship instead. Magiging Filipino ka lang ba kapag suportado mo si gan’to? Kunwari, we supported NoyNoy, but we chose to STOP supporting him instead, and do things into our own hands. Sobrang nakaka-baliw na ang admin ni Noynoy, and believe it or not—Duterte admin is more praised all over the world. Bakit, tingin niyo ba, sikat na sikat sa Japan ang mga katulad ni Noynoy Fuckquino!?

HUWAG KAMI, mga DILAWTISTA!!!

Wala paring sinabi si Tonghit kay Lea Salonga, because guess what? Lea Salonga kept herself neutral when it comes to the Marcos regime: She said, the Marcoses were good to her, but she won’t ever deny the dark side. Tama nga naman, oh. If Lea Salonga is feisty, then G is worse. However, I could say, mas sikat parin si Lea Salonga, mainly because she does not fail to bridge the high society, and the masa. Bakit pala, kaya ba ni Tonghit iyan!?

And never forget, Tonghit is still the typical “fresh-off-the-boat” immigrant Yankee who supports the Yellows. Wow, nakiki-sosyo lang kay Loida!? REALLY NOW!?

Because of that, Tonghit is… “nilalangaw and not-so-popular” in the Philippines. Ayaw na ayaw pa naman ng karamihan sa mga Pilipino ang mga mapag-panggap na konyo, gaya niya!

Sayang, dahil ine-endorso pa naman kita bilang isa sa mga “dapat tularan” pagdating sa married life. Ngunit… pagdating sa pulitika, hindi ka dapat pagkatiwalaan.

No wonder, a lot of people exposed your dark side. Hindi ka lang snob, you proved na Dilawtista ka rin pala, gaya ni Kaloy (Celdran)! SUS! Hindi ka na dapat tangkilikin ng mga Pilipino! Also, it’s right that people are now looking down on you due to your Dilawtista mentality!

Ginising mo lang din naman ang isyu tungkol kay MOCHA USON, eh!

Forget about the fact that Mocha was once a sex blogger. Do we need to bring that shit up!?

Mocha Uson did not do anything wrong towards you, Tonghit! To be honest, Mocha volunteered to defend and support Digong AT ALL COSTS! Iyan ang KAILANGAN para maging CommTeam member ng administration… lalo na kapag si Duterte ang pinagtatanggol mo.

Bakit pala Tonghit, did you even do the same type of volunteering when Noynoy was president? And I’m not going to spare Carlos Celdran either, because, did he ever defend Noynoy Aquino like a bH0WsZx like what Mocha did!?

LOL!!! FUCKING LOL!!!

In fact, G Toengi and Carlos Celdran’s aristocratic features, plus their YANKEE-based background does not make sense anymore! Like what Miss Maharlika said, “What’s the use of your credentials, your awards, medals, and of course, your PhD and shit, if you do this to MAKE HASIK THE LAGIM!?”

Well, a lot of self-righteous, all-knowing elitistas are doing the same shit. Sure, granted, it’s partly the fault of Filipinos who stay self-righteous, all-knowing, and most of all, anti-CHANGE. Ayaw niyo parin sa divorce law? Ayaw niyo parin sa free market economy!? And most of all, don’t you believe that Marcos and Duterte are a gazillion more times BETTER and willing to bridge the gap between the high society and the common people, more than the YELLOW CULT!?

TELL ME, why do you think that a divorce law in the Philippines, and a free-market economy (as in tanggal ang 60/40 bullshit restrictions), will be an ABOMINATION to the Philippines!? It only means, you only patronize the following: The OLIGARCHS, and the POLITICAL DYNASTIES who are fixated to awards, medals, qualifications, titles, or a PhD in ROCKET SCIENCE.

And like what The Grumpy Professor said, “Kindly renounce your Filipino citizenship and move elsewhere to another planet like Kepler 452b and spread your bullshit there! Or if the locals in that planet are vomiting on you, kindly move to a country like TrES-2b or a glass-raining planet like the HD189733b.”

Harsh, huh?

Honestly, one does not need a Doctor of Philosophy in Rocket Science, or a perfect score in TOEFL and IELTS to be qualified to do this job. It’s about VOLUNTEERING at your own pace. PERIOD!!!

Thanks Inday Maharlika for the video!!! ❤