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Is GetRealPhilippines blog becoming a CESSPOOL!?

This is where I feel deeply offended when they said:

Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao are democratically elected by the Filipino people.

This is where some prominent GRP writers are becoming apologists of BOBOtante people, demoCRAZY, and last but the least, MEDIOCRITY!

They assume you’re a YELLOW (automatically) if you hate both of these clown senators who won, simply because of demoCRAZY!

No thanks to a presidential system, or lest we say, PwetShitDemential. The PwetShitDemential form of government is where MEDIOCRITY IS KING: Celebrity politicians, political dynasties, and the oligarchy are the ones who rule the country like a… MOB. Or let’s say, WARLORDS.

Or worst: MOBLORDS.

Bobotante people contribute to demoCRAZY, which is why don’t give me that garbage logic that Sotto and Pacquiao are “democratically elected” by the Filipino people because you’re telling us that LAHAT ng mga Pilipino, mga bobotante. Eh, papano naman ang mga matatalinong botante?

And the bad news is, BOBOTANTE does not discriminate: Hindi iyan limited sa Class D atsaka E—pati mga middle-class, pwedeng may posibilidad na maging bobotante rin sila. Kaya huwag ako!!!

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It’s NOT OK to be a BOBOTANTE

My friend said:

Dito kasi nangangapa sina Maharlika tsaka Raffy Gutierrez: They both have this “bilib na bilib” feeling towards Manny Pacquiao.

Eh diba, parang you’re promoting the fact that “It’s ok to be a bobotante?”

Kapag ayaw kay Sen. Pacquiao, Dilawan tsaka elitista kaagad? Ako, openly pro-Duterte-Marcos ako, it’s only that, I tend to take responsibility when I vote for someone.

Ang responsableng pro-Marcos tsaka pro-Duterte, hindi iboboto ang mga kagaya ni Tito Sotto o ni Manny Pacquiao. Okay, I get it, you hate Tito Sotto… but if you tend to be pro-Pacquiao, it’s only saying that, “It’s ok to be bobotante.”

Remember, we stand firm in our ground: Voting for Sotto and Pacquiao at the same time, or either one of them, is considered BOBOTANTE. Ang mga bobotante pa naman, sila iyung mga bili ng bili ng kotse ngunit pasaway naman sa daan. At idagdag niyo pa, sila iyung mga taong may “works as a freelance model” at “e di sa puso mo,” or “The Krusty Krab.”

Walang sustansya ang mga utak ng mga BOBOTANTE

Thanks to Ignore Rants for the pic! Heto ang mga IDOLO ng mga bobotanteng ina-altanghap ang mga TELEBASURA’T PAGPAG!

Daig pa sa malnourished na tao ang mga bobotante. Kung si CopySotto, Porkchop Drilon, Flunkman, o di kaya si Retarded AbNoy lang ang iboboto nila, aba eh, pakainin na lang kaya ng mga NGO (yes, I’m talking to you PCIJ, CHR, and of course, Oinky Soliman) ang mga iyan.

At ang dapat nilang kainin ay mga ss.: Mani, itlog, gatas, bungang-kahoy, tsaka mga gulay. Iyung kangkong, sabaw na may malunggay, tsaka katas ng kalamansi ang dapat nilang lamunin tuwing altanghap.

In fact, these same bobotantes who have no nutrients in their minds, are the same people who sniff illegal drugs, holdap, snatch belongings, and lastly, sexually harass random women on the street. Tawagin niyo na kaming mga elitistang matapobre kung sakali, ngunit sa totoo lamang ho, the more the bobotantes starve, the more they will allow themselves to be bribed by the elites.

Sadly, even some taxpayers can be stupid

Many of them are prude conservative people who brag about their academic and professional achievements, but they’re figuratively ASKHOLES. Kunwari, humingi sila ng solicited advice tungkol sa kung sinong iboboto nila: Ang gusto nila, si CopySotto, Porkchop Drilon, Flunkman, tsaka AbNoy. Ngunit sabi ng kausap nila, “Huwag mo silang iboto.” Ta’s pagdating ng eleksyon, gan’to: Iboboto parin nila ang GUSTO NILANG IBOTO.

Kung nasa elitista parin ang mga tunay na bobotante, hindi ibig sabihin nun na kapag mahirap, eh botantalino kaagad. In fact, ang mga bobotante kadalasan eh galing sa mga Class D at saka E, iyung mga talagang mukhang kaduda-duda ang mga hitsura.

At oo na, tawagin niyo na kaming mga matapobre sa lagay na iyan.

Ang altanghap kadalasan ng mga bobotante, eh habang kumakain sila ng pagpag, nanonood pa sila ng mga telebasura. Minsan pa nga, nagsusugal pa sila habang umi-inom ng Red Horse. And there, the drugs came in: Maraming nagsisinghot ng shabu sa kanila, at maghahasik na sila ng LAGIM, only to end up being a “victim” of TOKHANG.

And yet, many people will accuse Digong for being kunwaring pro-poor.

Kaya tama talaga si Dick Gordon: “I am NOT pro-poor, because I don’t want the Filipinos to remain poor.”

…at alam niyo ba kung sinong protektor ba naman ng mga mahihirap na madalas tino-tokhang? Ang mga maka-kaliwa.

Ipagpaumanhin ninyo kung mga leftist eh dina-damay ko pa. I don’t hate the leftist people, but the rallyists rather—*Pilipino accent mode* are being palamunins whose aim is to just… be paid for simply rallying.

Hindi pa ba sila nakukuntento kay Tatay Digong?

Mga halupagung palamunin lang din ang mga maka-kaliwa. Sila ang mga pakunwaring mga mahihirap, but they keep on making these poor people… still broke af until to this very day.

Kaya walang sustansya ang mga utak ng mga bobotante ay dahil na rin iyan sa pagdo-droga nila. GAHD, I HEYT DRAGS!

The Yellow Oligarchs must DIE!

The Yellow Oligarchs are scums! DEAL WITH IT!

If you still worship them (Yellow Oligarchs), please do not demand for the following:

  • MORE JOB OFFERINGS
  • Faster and more affordable internet or mobile data
  • higher salary
  • diverse job postings (hindi lang BPO, anoh!)
  • good quality TV channels
  • good quality cable
  • competitive market economy
  • abolishing 60/40 restrictions

Now, if you are going to worship the Yellow Oligarchs, you’re also worshipping the likes of the Garchitorenas. Also, if you’re going to believe in what Loida Nicolas-Lewis or what Jim Paredes says, then you have no right to be a Filipino. Go change your citizenship to American or Australian, and please don’t re-acquire Filipino citizenship, utang na loob!

Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs is like allowing the average Filipino to be stupider than stupid. Don’t believe? Then fuck you! FUCK YOU! F-U-C-K Y-O-U!

The oligarchs must be destroyed at all costs! You know what? You won’t be RANTING on Twitter about the “shits” of the Duterte administration if NOT BECAUSE of your internet connection. Also, if NOT BECAUSE of your internet, you won’t be able to watch Riverdale, 13 Reasons Why, and Orange is the New Black. So, before you rant about Mocha being the PCOO Asst. Secretary, please, #CheckYourPrivilege. Also, #CheckYourPrivilege na rin sa mga married couples diyan na takot na takot sa divorce law.

Lastly, if not because of Cable TV, then you won’t be able to watch Animax, NHK, KBS World, and lastly, Western TV channels.

The Yellow Oligarchs, and their cohorts in general, are not qualified to be in the government AT THE FIRST PLACE!

1.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = saying NO to cable TV, saying NO to diverse job offerings, saying NO to faster and more affordable internet, and most of all, saying YES to economic protectionism.

Believe it or not, the oligarchs control ALMOST EVERYTHING. To be honest, Noynoy Aquino being our ex-president was the worst mistake ever of the Filipino people. Nabulag tayo sa propaganda niyang, “Kung walang kurakot, walang mahirap.” Ang mga elitista lang din naman pati anak ng mga negosyante ang nakikinabang sa administrasyon ni Noynoy. Ngayon na may Duterte na, natatakot ang mga untipunong negosyante ma-saraduhan ng negosyo. Gaya na lang sa mga mining companies (I’m looking at you, Dominguez! Huwag kami!), siyempre nag-effort pa talaga with an arm an a leg si Gina Lopez.

Kaya kung supporter parin kayo ng mga Dilawan, of course it’s synonymous to supporting mining companies that cause destruction to the environment.

2.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = papayag kayo na ang yumaong Chief Justice Renato Corona ay napa-talsik dahil lamang sa pagtatanggol sa mga sakada ng Hacienda Luisita, samantalang panay-puri kayo kay Conching Carpio-Morales (that old witch! Bruhildang matandang iyan! Walang ikina-tanda… lukatmi version 2!) sa pagiging “iwas-katiwalian,” when in fact, mas marangal pa nga sa kanya si PAO Chief Persida Rueda Acosta, anoh!

Remember, rejecting the likes of Kap Judy Taguiwalo is like accepting Dinky Soliman as “an honest and competent” official. Well, ang alam lang ni Stinky eh iyung pagpapa-kulay ng buhok, nakiki-kumpetensya lang kay Cruella De Vil. Also, it’s like accepting mediocrity and shittiness, pero ang nakikinabang naman, mga elitista’t social climber!

3.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = Let’s accept and embrace the fact that we are still controlled Uncle Sam, and still dependent to ‘em.

Magiging lapdog parin ba tayo ng Amerika!?

Forget about former DFA Secretary Albert Del Rosario. Alam niyo bang mas malala pa nga ang kronyismo tsaka korapsyon sa loob ng DFA, dahil sa kanya? Also, never forget Mary Jane Veloso. Iyung recruiter pala, produkto lang din naman ng kronyismo sa DFA, and what did former Sec. Del Rosario did!? NOTHING!

In addition, Del Rosario is pro-America! #NeverForget when our ties with China deteriorated because of the pro-America YELLOW administration. Heck, well all know that Loida Lewis has connections with the CIA and the most controversial fewer elite who control the world… and the Liberal Party is still one proof that the two richest clans in the world (wealthier than Bill Gates) could control our economy.

4.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = Supporting Philippine poverty and blocking economic development and progress; forget about removing the 60/40 restrictions!

Kung gusto niyo lang din pala manatiling MAHIRAP tsaka LUBOG SA UTANG ang Pinas, sige sambahin niyo lang na parang Diyos-diyosan ang kultong Dilawan. Ngunit, hindi parin magiging relevant ang Diyosa ninyo na si Kristulo Fuckquino na wala namang credibility pagdating sa pagbibisita sa mga resto. Bakit, masarap ba ang Chowking!? Ano sa tingin ninyo!?

5.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = Papayag parin kayo na may umi-iral na BOBOTANTEng bumoboto kina Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao; tsaka papayag parin kayo na walang progreso ang entertainment industry nating nasa BURAK na!

In other words, the more you make samba-samba the like you know, the kultong dilawan, you’re more like, you know, making payag pa more that telebasuras will still remain telebasuras; the never-ending sampalan, sabunutan fight, sigawan, OA acting, OA yelling, OA crying, and super-corny loveteams.

If you’re only going to worship such Yellow Oligarchs, expect that no good samaritan will send you to the most excellent hospital to treat your jaundice.

What should you do to educate yourself:

1.) Unfollow, or better LEAVE the Filipino Freethinkers – Maraming mga palamunin dun. Tandaan ninyo, binuking na sila ni Sass Rogando Sasot.

2.) Also, leave the Thinking Class of the Philippines – Seriously, puro mga bobo’t TANGA lang ang mga admins dun. Sila ‘ata ang mga ka-sosyo ni Red Tani, ang founder ng Filipino Freethinkers.

3.) Stop reading FAKE NEWSes from the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Rappler, and stop watching ABS-CBN if you still want to keep your sanity intact – There’s always The Manila Times, Manila Standard, SunStar, and PTV-4.

4.) Start reading GetRealPhilippines.com, or better read Making it (More) Fun in the Philippines, to educate yourself more.

5.) Join the Get Real Philippines Community and have an open mind.

Now, if you still cannot follow this advice, then better leave this page for good.

Buking ni Komi: So, hindi lang pala mga “BOBOTANTE” ang mahilig sa “TELEBASURA,” ‘no?

The yellow libtards and the leftards may not watch telebasuras, but they ACT like telebasura fans.

Maraming ganyan sa Twitter!

1.) They cried when former military man Roy Cimatu replaced Gina Lopez as DENR Secretary.

2.) They cried when ANOTHER military man will lead DILG.

3.) They also cried when Mocha Uson became an assistant secretary for PCOO.

4.) The impeachment against the Ombudsman will still push through (via Suarez).

5.) Lastly, they literally cried when Geraldine Roman switched from the Liberal Party to PDP-Laban.

Twitter is the only comfort zone of the Yellow Libtards!

Tatay Digong is NOT perfect. I understand that there’s still a Peter Lim that is “protected” by the president himself, and not only that, Tatay Digs appointed Alan Peter Cayetano as DFA Secretary (he’s a trap!).

Also, speaking of Geraldine Roman, she is NOT a balimbing or a TRAPO! In fact, mas trapo ang kanyang ka-sosyo na si Nancy Catamco (well, mas trapo pa nga kay Risa Hontiveros, eh)! Granted, I did congratulate both Ge and Catams when they switched from LP to PDP—but, I still feel skeptic to Catams. #NeverForget how she lambasted the Lumads, calling them “mababaho.” Eh siyempre, be considerate that large corporations are exploiting their ancestral domains. Also, Catams’s statements are not only derogatory; it also sounded UNPROFESSIONAL.

Remember, I will still support Kap Ge, no matter what happens. And what’s with PDP-Laban full of “homophobes” and “misogynists”? In fact, PDP-Laban badly needs a good asset: Someone who will fight for equal rights (feminism without going overboard), someone who endorse and advocate divorce, same-sex unions, and of course, legal sex-change (partida, hindi pa kasali ang sex-reassignment surgery diyan, ah).

Kap Ge’s logic isn’t too flawed, compared to Colmenares and Horny. If Kap Ge favored death penalty, that is because she was only considerate to her constituents. I hope, she still fights for her “pro-divorce” and her “anti-discrimination” stance. She’s the only solon I could trust; after all, even Sass Rogando Sasot promoted her on her page.

Because you picked Kap Ge on her gender, simply because she favored death penalty and transferred to PDP… wow huh, what kind of values do you have, self-righteous elitistas?

Liberal Party is a SCUM! No, wait… a SCAM!

In fact, Kap Ge is only for the Rule of Law. Oha, and she supports ROTC pa!

For me, I support ROTC. Thing is, make it MEMORABLE, make it REMARKABLE. And I’m talking to YOU, power-tripping officers!

No wonder, I am not going to call her “balimbing” or “trapo,” simply because she transferred from the nonsense Libog Party to the more meangful, albeit flawed PDP-Laban. After all, LP does not follow the rule of law.

…and to the Liberal Party, oops you did it again!

Also, I’m not sparing the Dutertards who believe that “basta LP, magdadala ng virus kapag lilipat sa bagong partido.” WOW, so you think, people from the “evil minority” do not deserve a chance?

I have lauded these four solons who transferred for good. Remember, PDP-Laban or the UNA party are not as “trapo” or “balimbing” as the Liberal Party! Mas tatawagin ko pang BALIMBING tsaka TRAPO ang mga katulad nila Lugaw Monchang FRAUDredo, Lucy Torres, Alan Peter Cayetano, at higit sa lahat… sina De Lima, Drilon, Trillanes tsaka si Kiko Matsing! At hindi ko na rin palalampasin ang mga idolo ng mga BOBOTANTE… sina FUCKMAN tsaka TITOSEN.

Of course, this makes the Binay political dynasty, “NOOBS.” Of course, kung trapo pala’t balimbing din pala ang mga Binay, their arrogance is still petty compared to the legit big-time TRAPOS.

The LEFTARDS fearing two leaders: Cimatu and Año

Baka sa susunod, papatawarin na ni Digong si Palparan. This means, SUICIDE for all the leftards!

The leftists and the yellow libtards are using one another for power-struggle. The same people who supported the left, and supported Robredo are the same people who supported “forever mahirap” na Pinas.

What if Palparan instead is the defense minister?

The Yellowtist Horde deserves crucifixion!

So, you believe Noynoy best president? FUCK YOU ALL! Fuck you Thinking Class of the Philippines! Fuck you Filipino Freethinkers! That’s all you’ve got?

I believe, these people who are anti-change, must be moving to CANADA, where they could worship their Trudeau. Also, FRANCE because of their Macron. They should not choose Germany, since Frau Dr. Angela Merkel is too dangerous for ’em to handle.

Because these leftards and yellow libtards cannot handle pro-country leaders: Shinzo Abe (Japan), Donald Trump (USA), Vladimir Putin (Russia), Nursultan Nazarbayev (Kazakhstan), Bashar al-Assad (Syria), Alexander Lukashenko (Belarus), Joko Widodo (Indonesia), and of course, the one and only RODRIGO ROA DUTERTE (Philippines)!

In fact, both the yellow libtards and leftards despise TRUMP!!! They believe, TRUMP is WORSE than OBAMA…

Also, the yellow libtards and leftards are pro-protectionism! That’s a threat, because after all, they thwart economic liberalism… and worst: They act like TELEBASURA FANS, to think most of ’em I believe, do not really watch teleseryes.

Their self-righteousness will lead ’em to the DUMPSTER!

Of course, I’ll wait until Ombudsman Cunt-cheater Crappo-Morales (Conchita Carpio-Morales) will be impeached. Let’s go grab some popcorn or sip tea! ❤

…and I’ll be excited that Janet Lim-Napoles will be made as state witness, but not to worries, she won’t be acquitted in other cases filed against her.

Buking ni Komi: When will the BOBOTANTE horde learn!?

I guess, Marlene Aguilar is right.

BOYCOTT THE ELECTION!

Well, I was right. No matter how much we educate the Filipinos, regardless of intellect, they will still vote for a macho chauvinist like Tito Sotto, or an irrational womanizer like Manny Pacquiao.

First of all, Titosen and Fuckman are both INCOMPETENT. They’re no different from DE LIMA.

Also, if you’re talking about De Lima, Drilon, and Trillanes, they’re simply plain incompetent as well, and they’re also NO DIFFERENT from Fuckman and Titosen.

Kung magiging pangulo si Sotto tsaka si Fuckman pa ang bise niya, or the other way around, sige lipat na lang tayo lahat sa MONGOLIA!!!

Of course, I do recommend Mongolia. Well, China, Taiwan, Japan, and South Korea are too much for us. Kahit papano, I could say, Mongolia is the most Westernized East Asian country that still preserves its cultural traditions.

Also, Mongolian leaders could speak not only their native tongue, but they could also speak English and Russian! Elbegdorj Tsakhan, Batbold Sukhbaatar, and Saikhanbileg Chimed are not only qualified Mongolian leaders—but they also speak good English in interviews, aside from their native Mongolian.

Granted, Mongolians are no different from Filipinos when they criticize their own government, but somehow, Mongolia managed to be a country that is competent not only when it comes to politics, they also managed to be one of the fastest-growing countries in the world of countries that do not reach the “high-income” standard. Sa totoo lang ho, mas progresibo pa nga ‘ata ngayon ang Mongolia sa Pinas, eh.

Screencap from EagleNews Mongolia (Bolomj Songolt)

Also, remember that once upon a time in modern-day Mongolia, the Mongolian Cutie was once the acting chair and the commissioner of a government organization that approves insurance companies (naging Vice-Chair muna siya, ah). Oha, hindi lang matalino’t magaling sa pamumuno si Mongolian cutie. Bueno, may hitsura naman din siya (a-arte na naman ang mga bobotante kay Isko Moreno, who is in fact, MORE qualified than FUCKMAN!).

Back to Pinas. Well, I believe, I will give Nancy Binay a chance. Granted, butt of jokes naman siya dahil kay Senyora, ngunit mas may sense pa nga siya kesa kay Fuckman tsaka Sotto, eh! Also, kahit BINAY siya, at least she managed to clean up her act.

Also, I will also give Risa Hontiveros a chance as well. OKAY the Mental Health Bill has been passed, and give credit where it is due, but not give credit to the maternal leave, ah (Pia Cayetano did it).

BOBOTANTE ang mga bumoto kina Pacquiao tsaka Sotto

Accept the fact that no matter how you brag that you’re a licensed professional, you’re still BOBOtante if you vote for a machauvinist plagiarist and a boxer who keeps on cherry-picking Bible verses in the senate. MAAWA na kayo sa bayan. At kayo pa naman ang panay reklamo sa mga “bulok” na pamamalakad ng gobyerno!? PWES, wala kayong pinagkaiba sa KADAMAY.

Tanong ko lang sa inyo: When will you BOBOTANTES learn? I hope you don’t BREED!