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Stealing beaus and/or spouses is not only immoral, it is also UNETHICAL!

To the apologists of women who steal boyfriends, and also to the apologists of men who steal girlfriends, seriously, get a life! We may despise Taylor Swift for her changing of boyfriends, but that does not mean, we hate her for stealing men. In fact, the good side of TSwift is that, she does not steal boyfriends!

Shame the West for being “liberated” and all that, but to cheat and to steal SOs is a crime against humanity to their culture. In fact, being a homewrecker in the West means that you’re a whore.

I do not know why a lot of Filipinos tolerate this kind of immorality and decadence. To quote Miriam Defensor-Santiago, “Kung mali, mali! Kung corrupt, corrupt!” Indeed, Miriam was a true warrior of social justice. Kaya pala, many of these simple-minded people cannot take her seriously at all.

Simple-minded people do not understand how it is to be compassionate for others. In short, they don’t have sense of humanity like Miriam do. In fact, a lot of people take Miriam for granted is because, they believe Miriam does not share her knowledge to the rest of the people. Malamang sa malamang, Miriam is also not received well by the high society, lalo na ang mga oligarchs tsaka ang mga political dynasties.

Remember, immorality and decadence is a normal game for the oligarchs and the political dynasties alike. In fact, political dynasties are the reasons why there are “EPALitikos.” Ilalagay ang buong mukha sa kahit anong materyales na gini-giveaway nila. Gaya na lang ng ID, certificate of recognition sa mga paaralan, sa mga bag, at kung anu-ano pa. Also, these EPALitikos keep on making their townships poor. However, these bobotantes will still vote for them, not because of lack of education, but that’s simply because they’re plain stupid. Alam niyo naman ang mga bobotante, nabubulag sa mga bribes tsaka sa mga fake promises ng mga swapang na mga epalitikong iyan!

Tolerating this kind of decadence is like, “Normal lang ang pangangabit,” and “Boys will be boys.” BULLSHIT, guys! Seriously, those things also insult men as well. Kumbaga, marami paring mga misogynist sa senado ay dahil sa kaTANGAhan din ng mga kababaihang maka-Diyos kuno, eh kung makapag-trato naman sa mga kapwa tao, salungat naman. Also, don’t get me started with that “pala-simba” thing—itanong niyo lang siguro si Marlene Aguilar tungkol diyan. Also, religious people who mention “God,” are the ones who are selfish and at the same time, greedy! Still don’t believe? Then why not read Nietzsche’s “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”? This may be a spoiler, but when Zarathustra met the “saint,” the latter said, “It is God that I love; men, I don’t love,” while writing and singing hymns for God. This made Zarathustra conclude that “GOD IS DEAD!”

Seriously, if you try to read parts of “Thus Spoke Zarathustra,” then you’ll understand the ills of religion. Remember, people who aren’t religious have more sense of humanity within them than their counterparts.

Same goes with people who are “pro-God,” but tolerate infidelity and homewrecking. Kung sa opisina nga, kapag dyowa mo nga ka-trabaho mo, malamang you’re fired kaagad (what’s more, baka kasuhan pa kayo!)! Same goes when you’re stealing spouses—kaya it’s no problem when one netizen is calling the attention of Philippine Airlines when a co-worker became a “kabit” of her spouse. That “kabit” didn’t only destroyed the marriage, she also gave a BAD IMAGE towards the flight attendants of PAL. 

And this shows, people are now condemning the acts of spouses who don’t stay loyal to a relationship. Kaya nga, dapat nga isulong ang divorce law na iyan, eh. However, it seems that the solons are not cooperating, because many of them pa naman are philanderers, or even hiring fubus to satisfy their insatiable sexual greed. Don’t get me wrong with that—some of them kiss the asses of the oligarchs to monopolize the process of annulment.

Kaya nga, eh—and don’t get me started with the judiciary: Wala akong masyadong tiwala diyan, just so you know. Many of the members of the judiciary pa naman are composed of prude conservatives, and remember, prude conservatives aren’t trustworthy when it comes to executing acts of humanity. Iyung mga iba pa nga diyan, eh parang tino-tolerate rin ang mga kabulastugan ng mga oligarchs tsaka mga political dynasties, eh. Hindi na siguro kataka-taka kung bakit aprubado ng SC ang Cybercrime Law: Many prude conservatives support it, in order to maintain their ego. No wonder, mas paniniwalaan ko pa nga ang mga katulad nila Marlene Aguilar tsaka si Carlos Celdran (to think he’s a closet Dilawan before supporting LP), is because they knew better. Iba siguro ang mga US-educated na nanatiling Filipino citizen, ano?

Also, remember that the prude conservatives na rin support Grace Poe, despite her citizenship issues. Kaya pala, I sided with Antonio Contreras. This makes me believe that I completely lost my trust towards the prude conservatives, regardless of their backgrounds.

In other words, wala rin palang sinabi ang mga government officials ng Pilipinas sa government officials sa Japan. If a Japanese person commits something immoral, then he or she will apologize. Walang ganyang klaseng delicadeza ang mga Pilipino. Have you ever heard of Cristine Reyes saying “sorry” to the madlang people for acting like a twat? No wonder, Dennis Trillo is vindicated. First of all, he is smart enough to deny that he and AA are “on.” Despite Dennis Trillo himself being dubious when it comes to relationships, he, like Charlize Theron, have a traditional view on marriage. 

Side Note: Truth hurts? Then screw yourself. Hanggang ngayon, Maja Salvador will remain a loser compared to Sandara Park. Sandara Park may not be known for having different relationships, but still she remained popular and well-loved, despite not being talented enough. Eh si Maja nga, kahit gaano siya ka-talentado, wala parin. Remember, Sandara Park surpassed Neri Naig when it comes to text votes. Sabihin ninyong may “colonial mentality” ang mga nanonood ng Star Circle Quest, but to be honest, Sandara proved that a not-so-talented foreigner could outsmart talented locals due to her charisma. In other words, CHARISMA is importanter!

This also applies to Risa Hontiveros versus ang “paborito” ng karamihan sa mga bobotante: Sina Manny Pacquiao tsaka Nancy Binay—but this time, we’re talking about face value.

Sayang si Risa. Maganda na nga siya, modelesque iyung physique niya, well-educated pa, yet she isn’t well-received by the masa. In other words, she is well-liked by the intellectual elite circle. Bueno, she is pro-divorce and pro-RH bill, and that makes her even smarter than Nancy Binay or Pacman. However, her political alliance is the problem—she’s like wanting to show to the world that she’s “CAPABLE” of balancing being a yellow and a leftist at the same time. No wonder, the prude conservatives HATE her, somehow. Parehas silang not-well liked, alongside Neri Colmenares, who is also well-liked by the intellectual elite.

In short, the prude conservatives proved that they won’t give in to the wishes of the intellectual elite—minsan pa nga, they call them “high-falutin hypocrites.”

Well, not all intellectual elite are “high-falutin hypocrites.” Iyung mga iba nga, gaya na lang nila Raffy Alunan, Lorna Kapunan, tsaka ni Dick Gordon—they are all principled. Dipende parin sa pag-e-execute ng intellec iyan, eh. Bueno, iba parin talaga kapag US-educated, ngunit ine-execute ang mga pinag-aralan. For example, Marlene Aguilar, Carlos Celdran, and Antonio Contreras. They may not be the quintessential intellectual elites, nevertheless they surpass these so-called “high-falutin hypocrites.”

In other words, the prude conservatives are equally stupid like the liberal elites. They struggle for power by mudslidging one another—it’s man vs. himself, in one picture.

Never forget that the prudes and the liberal elites are the ones who commit this “mortal sin” called, infidelity. Holy Mother of God, believe it or not, ipinagbabawal ng Sampung Utos ng Diyos ang pagnanakaw tsaka ang pang-aagaw ng asawa. However, these self-righteous HypoChristians take these for granted. And you know why? It’s because, another thing that might hit them: Eh sinaksak ba naman sa baga natin ang pananampalatayang Kristiyanismo ng mga Kastilang kunwaring mga prayle’t guardia civil, eh sa totoo lang naman, mga preso naman sila galing maximum detention galing Espanya, na dinala lang sa mga sinakop nilang mga bansa, dahil sa kinikilalang katamaran ng mga Kastila nung kapanahunang iyun. Kaya kwento kay MSP, mas tapat pa nga ang mga Pilipino kesa sa mga Espanyol, kahit hanggang ngayon. Bale, partida lubog sa utang ang Espanya, eh marami din palang magnanakaw dun, kahit pa nga ang mga customs officials nila! Bale, kwento pa: Nangyari iyun sa maritime cruise regarding luggages. Also, maraming mga magnanakaw sa mga colony nila sa South America na magaganda na nga, ta’s lolokohin ka pa! OH MY! Shows that the Spaniards left a grim legacy towards their colonies. Bueno, kung sino pa ang mga Latino countries, sila pa ang medyo hypocritical—Catholic countries na nga, ta’s maraming magnanakaw tsaka drug lord! Imagine that!? Also, ang mas nakakaloka, is when there’s this movie called, “The Crime of Father Amaro,” which is a Mexican film, starring Gael Garcia Bernal—it talks about a priest having sex with his girlfriend, but ends up having their baby aborted, which resulted into the girlfriend’s death. In addition, kwento ni MSP na sa Quiapo Church, may isang babaeng nagtitinda ng mga Nazareno, na like wala pa ngang diese-otso (nung nakaraang taon) o di kaya sa bente anyos, buntis na. It means, the Catholic Church is completely hypocritical when it comes to safe methods when it comes to reproduction. BUENO, hindi pa nakakaranas ng sex ang mga iyan, kaya talagang karamihan sa kanila, mga rapist. Also, they resort to such decadence like pedophilia.

Conservative pa ba sila sa lagay na iyan!?

It only shows that many Filipinos still cannot speak out about divorce, not simply because they don’t fully understand its mandate. In fact, many Filipinos never realized that the Philippines used to have a divorce law, but the church lobbying abolished it in 1950. And guess who supported that church lobbying?

Believe it or not, sa amin niyo lang ito maririnig: The political dynasties, if not the oligarchs.

The political dynasties completely backed the church lobbying, because many of them are AFRAID to lose their conjugal power (plus influence). Also, remember that BongBong Marcos, even though we support him, is still a scion of a political dynasty, and he’s married to someone who is a member of an oligarch family, kaya expect mo na anti-divorce si BBM because of his you know, background. Partida, BBM is a loyal and faithful husband sa lagay na iyan, and to add, UK-educated pa siya.

Heto ang logic doon: Many Filipinos are passive, and if they speak up against the status quo, or worse, the system, they might be called names, such as “BALIW,” or even someone who is “immoral.” Kaya pala, si Carlos Celdran lang ang sine-seryoso ng mga liberal elites, but when it comes to Antonio Contreras tsaka Marlene Aguilar, there are mixed reactions: Antonio Contreras is branded as “ngapa sa logic kahit dalubguro,” and Marlene Aguilar as “baliw” tsaka “walang respeto sa relihiyon.” However, Caloy is also branded as “elitista,” though he’s actually one, and he was also lambasted because of his “hypocrisy.” Remember, Caloy protested while a mass is on-going, raising the placard of Damaso. He may have a point in doing so, but he should be considerate to the church-goers who are healing their inner crisis issues inside. Not all church-goers are hypocrites, trust me! It so happens that a lot of these priests are giving the church a bad name, and remember: Mother Teresa was accused of hypocrisy and patronizing dictators, so it gives you an idea that even influential people have their own sins.

Also, it shows that the Catholic Church is only become wealthier because of donations. Therefore, the Catholic Church has a strong influence on why there’s no divorce law in the Philippines, but also, the decadence behind-the-scenes—and when we say decadence, we mean, infidelity is tolerated. Baka nung bago pa dumating ang mga Espanyol, polygamous pa ang pre-colonial Philippines, and that is because of Islam. Unlike Catholicism, or Christianity in general, Islam only allows men to marry more than one spouse.

How unethical is stealing beau’s, or even spouses?

Simple: No one cares if you have more than one boyfriend, or changing spouses became your thing. In fact, people will only give a damn if you’re attempting to steal someone who is committed.

“Kung sino pa ang mang-aagaw, sila pa ang mas matapang!”

Exactly my point, but to be honest, there are reasons why Philippine society condones infidelity, but only to men: “Boys will be boys, and men are superior to women.” Ibig sabihin lang nun, dapat nating hindi husgahan tsaka igalang na rin natin ang mga katulad ni KubetAA! Well, no thank you! Given, AA is married and is already a mother, but she is a has-been, anyway! 

Side Note: Siya na nga ang mang-aagaw ng diyowa, siya pa ang magagalit kapag may bagong babae si lalakwe. Also, muntik na siyang mang-agaw ng asawa, which is completely unethical!

Also, sexual objectifications are not worthy of respect at all. Mas gagalangin ko ang mga kagaya nila Mocha Uson tsaka Maria Ozawa—they do not only give a good name to sexy stars, but they also walk their talk. While Mocha Uson completely walked her talk by practicing safe sex methods (well, she has to apply what she learned in med school for sure), Maria Ozawa values the importance of being in a good relationship. Iyung mga manyakis diyan na panay lait-ta’s-puri kay Maria Ozawa na “Kahit tumaba siya’t pumangit ang kutis, kakantutin ko parin siya,” eh syatap na lang kayo! Remember, Mocha and Ma-chan did not objectify themselves as sexy stars, and they are principled as well.

Stealing boyfriends and stealing husbands aren’t in Mocha Uson and Maria Ozawa’s vocabulary. Partida, sexy stars ang mga iyan! Mocha Uson and Maria Ozawa showed that just because a woman is a sexy star, doesn’t mean they resort to decadence. It’s so unfortunate that self-righteous prude Filipinos from the provinces calls Pamela Anderson a “bitch” for having too many men in her life, but they admire Kris Aquino, to think she steals husbands. Sabihin nating malanding retokada si Pamelita, but I tell you this: Pamela Anderson never stole boyfriends or husbands, and she still remains friends with the father of her kids. That means, she is someone to look up to, despite her lovelife history.

Also, if you hate Taylor Swift, that would be understandable. She resorted to cheapening herself, to the point of bullying and ganging up Katy Petty with the rest of the mean girls, but she’s nothing compared to Angel Locsin. Why?

To the guys out there, basahin niyo na lang ang saloobin tungkol kay Angel Locsin vs. Marian Rivera.

To add, there are still many prude conservatives who will choose Angel Locsin over Marian Rivera dahil palengkera daw tsaka mataray si Marian Rivera. Kung mataray si Marian Rivera, eh tingnan niyo na lang ang IG account niya. Hindi siya mataray sumagot sa mga basher, and seriously, she’s a good soul. Eh, si Angel? Granted, she is charitable and has been a long-time philanthropist, but speaking of her relationships, and the way she interacted with her co-workers on GMA, she has been losing her credibility. It shows that the prudes will choose someone who is “friendlier” than the other, but has a dubious record when it comes to handling their personal life. Eh si Manny Pacquiao nga, nagka-issue nga sa BIR, pangit pa ang attendance niya sa kongreso, ta’s nag-trashtalk pa sa mga LGBT only to justify his point, ginawa pang senador ng mga bobotante!  Also, many people would choose Pacquiao because “mabait,” “hindi corrupt,” tsaka “charitable,” it shows how irrational the prudes are.

Kung charitable nga sina Angel tsaka Pacman, eh kayang-kaya din iyan ni Marian Rivera, anoh! In fact, Marian Rivera has been chosen to be an ambassador for disabled women and children, and at the same time, be a spokesperson for the LGBT community. At isa pa, Marian Rivera is a loyal and faithful wife, and an excellent matriarch, based on her IG posts. In fact, mas conservative pa nga si Marian kesa kay Anghet, eh!

Well, Angel Locsin may not be notorious for stealing boyfriends or even husbands, but to be honest, she is even worse than Taylor Swift. Kung one-at-a-time si TSwift, nag-two-timer pa si Anghet. It shows, she’s actually engaging into cheap proposals. Sa mga lalakweng mas pipiliin pa si Angel Locsin tsaka Marian Rivera, parang hindi nga kayo mga lalakwe, eh! Bale, mauuwi lang kayo gaya nila Jason Abalos tsaka kay Daniel Matsunaga, na despalinghado ang panlasa pagdating sa lovelife.

Roxy on a Beast Mode said,

Some girls out here can call me out for double-standards, pero kung ang lalaki na-o-okray kung marami nang naging karelasyon at na-link, ano pa kaya ang isang tulad ni Angel na kababaeng tao, tapos publicized pa ang relationship history niya. Kaya sa mga lalaking Kapamilya-tards dito na tanggol ng tanggol kay Angel, pwes, para kayong hindi lalaki, at para kayong hindi nagka-jowa. Hindi uubra sa akin ang mga up-and-coming pro-Women statements ninyo kasi alam na alam ko na iyan, and hindi nakaka-empower ‘yung feeling ng marami nang naikama — mapababae man o mapalalaki.

Tapos, what if jowa mo si Angel, hindi nag-work ang relationship niyo and bigla kang palabasin na ikaw pa ang masama? Hindi kaya napaka-manipulative niyan, kung hindi self-entitled?

Many guys will make “Westernized mindset” as an excuse, but seriously!? Why not ask David Beckham about marriage? Also, the British pa naman are conservative when it comes to marriage. Kaya, iyung Brangelina, they’re a joke. Mas matinag parin tsaka old-time couple ang #TeamBeckham is because they worked all the way to the top. Also, remember they weren’t THAT wealthy when they just got married. Yumaman lang sila dahil busy sa mga career, and also, maraming offers na binigay kay Beckham. At the same time, Victoria Beckham made a name for herself, and that is being a fashion mogul.

You may hate the #TeamBeckham all you want, but to be honest, we’re not even fans of them as individuals, but as a couple, they’re someone to look up to. Eh, iyung Brangelina? Huwag kami! Remember, they’re better off not being married by paper!

Usually, ang mga prudistang anti-divorce law, sila pa ang mga fans ng Brangelina, tsaka kay Kris Aquino, tsaka kay Angel Locsin, but they’re haters of Pamela Anderson or any random boldstar, Marian Rivera, and #TeamBeckham at the same time.

It shows that Western standards view infidelity and homewrecking as a MORTAL SIN. Mukhang mas knowledgeable pa nga ‘ata sila pagdating sa 10 Commandments, eh. Also, Westerners know what they’re doing, though not all the time. Kung si Angelina Jolie nga ay tinawag na “homewrecker,” she only dated Brad Pitt when he was already separated with Jennifer Aniston before the divorce, but when Angelina Jolie filed for divorce, then everyone rejoiced.

Leave Jennifer Aniston alone! She never said anything bad against Angelina Jolie, and her separation with Brad Pitt was her decision. Remember, Brad Pitt is also ma-pride, and has insatiable taste in women.

However, kaya lang nasisira si JA is because of her fans, who still cannot MOVE ON from her divorce with Brad. Peeps, JA does not want to be compared to any other star, and remember, again, she did not trashtalk on Jolie.

Kaya nung kasagsagan ng Brangelina, maraming sumuporta sa kanila, since they’re viewed as a “perfect couple.” However, that “perfect couple” is only an all-show. Mas perfect couple pa nga sila #TeamBeckham, eh!

Now, we gave you an example of how marriages and relationships should be. Bale, ang mga mang-aagaw ay dapat talagang ipa-tumba! That “normalization” of infidelity and “immoralizing” divorce is a legacy left to us by the high society, especially the oligarchs and political dynasties alike.

At ngayon, Western standards pa ang idadahilan niyo pa more!?

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Mas mataas ang antas ng mga atleta kesa sa mga artista!

Kung makapag-sabi naman ng “hindi ganun ka-talino” ang mga atleta natin, HOY KRISTULO, umayos ka! Kung tutuusin nga, mas mataas pa nga ang antas ng dati mong asawa na si James Yap kesa sa’yo, ‘noh! Kung baller siya, nire-represent niya ang buong Pilipinas, for crying out loud!

At hindi mo ba alam na mas ROCKSTAR pa nga ang mga varsity athletes sa pamantasan kesa sa mga artistang nag-aaral dun? Well, lalo naman sa mga sosyal na pamantasan! Kung kilala mo lamang sina Jeron Teng tsaka Arnold van Opstal, malamang mas kilala pa nga sila kesa sa mga Lasalyanong artista! Eh kwento nga sakin, hindi naman gaano ka-rockstar si Ria Atayde sa La Salle, bukod pa sa pagiging student leader niya, eh!

Also, if you’re going to talk about athletes as expats, take the case of Maria Sharapova. She said it herself that she considers the United States as rather, her workplace, than it is home. She still believes that Russia is her home, and she will represent Russia, no matter what. I bet, other athletes working in other countries are the same.

Kaya kung naging Amerikano na si Wesley So, iyun ay dahil hindi naman supportive ang pamahalaan ng Pinas pagdating sa mga atleta, anoh! Samantalang pagdating kay Sharapova, mas suportado pa nga ng Russo ang mga atleta nila. Oha, hindi lang “land of the supermodels” ang Russia, dun na rin nang-gagaling ang mga magagaling na atleta!

Remember Jessica Long, the amputee swimmer? In fact, it might be because she’s born Russian, adopted by American parents, and thus took her adoptive parents’ American citizenship to represent the States.

Beauty and brawn, indeed, is a Russian virtue, eh?

Mas mataas pa kaya ang kita ng mga PRO na ATLETA kesa sa mga artista, anoh!

Kung nagsulat ako ng artikulo ukol sa “pag-aartista bilang solusyon upang maka-takas sa kahirapan,” eh heto na ako ngayon, na magpapaliwanag na gaano ba talaga ka-taas ang antas ng ATLETA sa mga artista. Kaya tingnan niyo ako tsaka ang team namin, tsaka si MSP: Kaya namin bini-BIRA si Manny Pacquiao ay dahil sinisira niya ang larangan ng SPORTS! Ang totoong espiritu ng boksing ay pariwara na rin ay dahil sa pagiging hambog ni Fuckman! Pansinin ninyo, nasira ng buo ang imahe ni Fuckman ay dahil sumali siya sa pulitika.

Nung tumakbo siya sa senado, eh tuluyan nang nawawala ang pag-galang ko kay Fuckman. Well, bago pa iyung kontrobersiya tungkol sa same-sex marriage. Sinabi talaga ni MSP sakin, na hindi niya talaga iboboto si Pacman kahit kailan, ay dahil wala naman talaga siyang sapat na kwalipikasyon sa pagiging senador. Ta’s gulat pa kami nung nananlo siya—dun na talaga nawala ang buong respeto namin sa kanya.

In short, SWAPANG din si Fuckman, anoh!

Kung si Fuckman pa nga ang pambansang kamao tsaka ang tanging Pinoy prayd natin bukod pa kay Charice Pempengco, eh sa totoo lang, PAST TENSE na iyun! Hindi talaga dapat tumakbo si Fuckman sa kongreso ay dahil alam na nating masisira siya dun. Oha, tingnan niyo nung nagka-issue siya sa BIR, partida bully naman si Kim Henares. Ibig sabihin nun, unfit talaga for a king maging pulitiko si Fuckman!

SUS! Masabi lang na may “TITULO” siya ng pagiging congresista o pagiging senador.

Mayaman na nga si Fuckman, eh parang hindi pa siya marunong ma-kuntento sa kung ano ang meron siya ngayon. Iba talaga kapag maraming pera, anoh? In fact, the saying “Money is the root cause of all evil,” could be sometimes put into consideration. Kung kami nga kay Fuckman, tutal mayaman naman siya, eh why the NEED to run for a political position? Para manloko ng mga mangmang na BOBOTANTE!? Masabi lang na galante siya and shit!?

Kung nais iyang umangat ang estado ng mga atleta sa Pilipinas, eh dapat nga maka-totohanan tsaka FINAL talaga ang pagre-retiro niya.

SUSMARYOSEP!

In fact, wala pa ngang sinabi si Fuckman kay Rachel Anne Daquis! In fact, si Daquis nga, hindi sumabak sa showbiz. Kumbaga, gusto ni Daquis na makilala lang siya sa pagiging volleyball-ista.

Kung ang mga ibang atleta eh, pinapahalagahan nila ang privacy tsaka ang imahe nila, eh tingnan niyo kaya si Fuckman. SIRANG-SIRA na siya sa mata namin, ngunit dahil maraming mga bobotanteng mangmang sa Pilipinas, eh nananalo parin siya, and he can get away with the shits he does. Bale iyung stance niya sa same-sex marriage, grabe kung makapang-LAIT naman ang pambansang kamao. Do you really have to make apak the sapatos of the other peoples, to prove your argument?

“Kung lalaki sa lalaki o babai sa babai ih mas masahul pa sa hayup ang tau!”

So, mas barbaric ang pagtatalik ng magka-parehas na kasarian, ganun ba iyun!? Hindi ka ba nagsasaliksik, sa dami ba naman ng pera mong ‘yan, ha? FUCMAN, you’re WRONG. 

Your first stanza,

“Common sense lang xxx mas mabuti pa ang hayop! Marunong kumilala ng lalaki o babai! Ah deba?”

Bakit, tao lang ba ang may LGBT? Eh papano na ang mga bading na hayop, ha? Kung si Piglet nga ng Winnie the Pooh nga, hindi nga talaga namin alam kung lalaki ba o babae, ganun na rin kay Pooh, anoh!

Dahil sa’yo, nasira ang imahe ng mga ATLETA sa Pinas! Iyun na!

Bakit mas mataas pa ang antas ng mga atleta kumpara sa mga artista?

1.) Ordinaryong mag-aaral lamang ho ang mga artista sa mga sosyaling pamantasan. Itanong niyo na lang si Alex Gonzaga.

2.) Mas matinag pa nga ang pangalan nila Rachel Anne Daquis, Gretchen Ho, tsaka Alyssa Valdez. OK!? Kung tutuusin nga, tinalbog na nila si Anne Curtis, anoh!?

3.) Kahit ma-laos man si Chris Tiu, eh wala namang problema iyun. Bukod pa sa mayaman na nga siya, siyempre, may karera naman kahit papano sa basketbol tsaka negosyo.

4.) Kapag isa kang pandaigdigang atletang nasa antas ng PRO, eh dehins mo na kelangang magpalit ng citizenship mo, unless hindi ka naman sinu-sustentuhan ng bansang dinadala-dala mo.

5.) Bakit, nanonood ba ng mga telebasura ang mga tiga-alta sociedad? Eh, “BAKYA” na nga iyun sa kanila, samantalang kapag laro o compet ng mga atleta iyun (gaya na lang ng game ng Gilas vs. gantong-lahi), malamang panonoorin din iyan ng mga alta sociedad.

6.) Mas matinag parin tsaka pang-photo competition parin ang mga sports photojourn na larawan kesa sa mga pinipitik ng mga paparazzi. Kung tutuusin pa nga, mas remarkable ang mga larawan ni Maria Sharapova na naglalaro versus sa mga kaway-kaway nila Brad Pitt o ‘di kaya ni Madonna. In the case of artistas, “Anyone can shoot their portraits.” Samantalang kapag atleta naman, kailangan mo talaga ng state-of-the-art (choz!) equipment para mapitik mo ang tamang kuha.

7.) Kung dehins lang sana sumabak sa pulitika si Fuckman, malamang dinadagsa parin siya hanggang ngayon, at isa pa, baka malaos na talaga si Charice Pempengco ng tuluyan.

8.) Eh, may tinatawag nga na “ATHLETE’S FOOT.” Bakit, meron bang, “ARTIST’S FOOT?”

9.) Hindi naman sa minamaliit ang mga artista, ngunit sa totoo lang ho, iba parin talaga kapag may skills tsaka qualifications ka. Kung pangarap mo talaga maging ATLETA, dapat skilled ka talaga tsaka may sapat ka na qualifications—at sinisimulan na iyan habang bata ka pa (no shit, starting young is the best age to train an athlete!). Kumbaga, mas hindi biro ang pagiging varsity athlete. Kung nag-university education lamang si Maria Sharapova, malamang varsity player siya ng team niya, kung iho-hold lang niya ang pagiging pro athlete niya. Ang tanong, posible ba iyun?

10.) Hindi man pang-forever ang pagiging isang ATLETA, ngunit mas lalong mas hindi pang-forever ang pagiging ARTISTA. Una sa lahat, gaya ng sabi ko, mas mataas parin ang kita/sweldo kapag isa kang ATLETA. Malay ninyo, mas mayaman pa nga si Wesley So kesa kay G Toengi sa ngayon, anoh!

11.) Mas tina-tangkilik ang mga atleta pagdating sa IMAHE – Alam niyo bang mas tinatangkilik pa nga ang mga atleta kesa sa mga artista? Kasi ‘pag atleta ka, kada galaw mo nga, bina-bantayan, eh (hindi lang naman ang paggalaw nila sa arena, eh). Tingnan niyo na lang nung sinuspindi si Maria Sharapova. Siyempre, inamin niyang NAGKAMALI siya sa paggamit ng meldonium. Ngayon, mauunawaan niyo na kung bakit binibira na namin si Pacquiao. At isa pa, mauunawaan niyo kung bakit pati artista, binibira rin. In fact, normal lang mag-bira sa mga artista, eh iyun ay dahil sila ang dapat magpakita ng mabuting halimbawa sa mga madla.

12.) Nagiging laos tsaka maghihirap ang mga ATLETA kapag lumaki ang ulo nila – Never forget Rolando Navarette, na isang tanyag na boksingero, eh ngayon nagtitinda na lang ng isda sa bayan niya. Eh si Mayweather nga, kahit magaling na nga siya na atleta, hindi siya kasing-tinag ng yumaong Muhammad Ali ay dahil nagpapakita ng irasyunal na kayabangan. At tingnan niyo nga rin ang sinapit ni Ronda Rousey—siyempre nung natalo siya for the second time, dun na kami sumimpatya. Buti pa nga sila Ronda tsaka Mayweather, hanggang “yabang for publicity” lang. What more pa sa mga… AHEM!?

13.) Bakit, may “Disabled Entertainment Awards” ba sa mga may kapansanan na artista? Eh iyung mga atletang may kapansanan nga, may “PARALYMPIC GAMES,” eh. Mas marami pa ngang atletang may kapansanan kesa sa mga artistang may kapansanan. Si Aimee Mullins nga, sobrang well-rounded niyan. Atleta na nga, artista pa!

14.) Ang mga artistang naging atleta, eh siyempre Pinoy pride iyan. Gaya na lang ni Enchong Dee, swimmer iyan! Kaya kung sumabak si ‘Chong sa mga paligsahan sa ibayong-dagat, nakaka-proud lang eh, ‘no? At isa pa, mas bibigyan pa nga ng mga offers ang mga artistang atleta sa mga talent agencies, anoh?

15.) Mas dinadagsa parin ang OLYMPIC GAMES kesa sa Academy Awards Ceremony, anoh!

So, conclusion: It’s more fun to be an ATLETA than to be an ARTISTA!

Debunking the MYTH: “Ang pag-a-artista ay sagot sa kahirapan!”

Convo with MSP

Komi: May nag-alok na ba sa’yo na mag-artista?
MSP: Meron. Hindi ko sasabihin kung sino.
Komi: Papano ka niya inalok na mag-artista?
MSP: Sabi sakin, “Dapat mag-artista ka na lang! Tutal may hitsura ka naman, eh!”
Komi: Ah ganun ba? Eh ano pala sinabi mo?
MSP: Sabi ko, “Ayoko!” At isa pa, hindi naman ako kagandahan para mag-artista, eh.

Ani pa niya, guilty daw siya kapag may nakikita siyang “half-European” na kaklase niya, eh naging artista’t model pala ng mga magazine ang isa.

Ngunit sa totoo lang naman kasi, ang pag-a-artista ay hindi forever na karera iyan. At kontra sa sabi-sabi ng mga tao na, “Malaki ang pera sa pag-a-artista,” aba eh hindi totoo iyan!

Unang-una, solusyon ba talaga sa kahirapan ang pag-a-artista? Eh tingnan niyo na lang siguro si Maymay Entrata—hindi naman kagandahan ang bata; mukha naman siyang batang hamog na pinulot lang sa kalye. In fact, mas may hitsura pa nga’t mas artistahin naman ang dating ni Rita Gabiola, na isang katutubong Badjao. Si Rita, gusto niya maging isang guro. Ngunit sa kasamaang palad, isinali ba naman siya sa walang-kwentang Pinoy Big Brother (PBB) na iyan. O, ano pala nangyari sa kanya? Malamang, na-bully ng mga kapwa housemates niya!

And speaking of Maymay, nag-artista lang siya para lang masabi na, “Natupad ko na pangarap ko!”

BLAME IT ON THE PBB CULTURE!

Credits to Big Brother Wiki

Kahit sino, kahit HIPON na nga ang maituturi sa’yo ng mga elitista (Melai), kahit siguro mukha kang BATANG HAMOG (Maymay), at kahit siguro mukha ka namang alipin sa gigilid (Miho), pwedeng-pwede ka paring mag-artista—and PBB is always there to give you a career.

It’s so sad that “anyone” can be an artista. Ang pangunahing dahilan ng mga madla, “Upang maka-ahon sa hirap ng buhay.”

Well, HINDI GANUN KADALI IYUN. Ang pag-a-artista ay para lamang siguro sa mga deserving; but because the PBB culture encouraged people to be an “artista” through all means, eh di sirang-sira na ang entertainment industry natin. Bueno, pumayag ang showbiz na bigyan parin ng career si Cristine Reyes, kahit alam na nating infamous siya’t controversial, dahil pala-away siya’t kilalang mang-aagaw ng mga dyowa. Kaya lang siya nagpa-kasal kay Ali Khatibi ay para lang masabi na legal wife siya, when in fact, it’s only for the sake of their daughter Amarah.

It’s only good that AA is now a has-been. Wow, ang kapal ba naman ng mukha na awayin tsaka i-badmouth ang Ate Ara niya, samantalang hindi lang niya maipakita ang buong tapang niya sa mga kagaya nila: Angelica Panganiban tsaka Carlene Aguilar (ang ex ni Dennis Trillo).

Buti nga naman, si Dennis Trillo, talagang itatanggi niya na naging sila ni AA, dahil ang gusto lang naman ni Dennis sa kanya eh… libreng KANTOT!

Hindi santo si Dennis at the first place. He also has his own sins, but that’s still the tip of the iceberg. He even attested that he’s not going to tie the knot YET, and like Charlize Theron, he acknowledges what “sanctity” of marriage really is.

…and remember guys, divorce is not yet a Philippine Law (sucks, right?), so you really need to have a mindset like DENNIS TRILLO, or if you’re a Westerner, emulate CHARLIZE THERON (love her or hate her!).

There you have it.

Also, when it comes to being a “celebrity” for “instant fame” and “easy money,” #NeverForget Pepsi Paloma. She was exploited, and heck, the “rape” issue between her versus TVJ still circulates, whenever Tito Sotto will crack a bad joke.

That’s the price you have to pay, esp. if you’re going to be a sexy star. Starring in “bold” movies (adult-themed movies) will make you think of Pepsi, being exploited by the entertainment industry.

Being an artista does not mean, “instant fame.” It means, staying and being loyal to being an artista.

Komi Thinks: ARAL MUNA BAGO ARTISTA; In English, studies are importantER!

Remember the celebrities who have a university degree: Besides Dennis Trillo, we also have Marian Rivera, Iya Villania, Enchong Dee, Isabelle Daza, and a lot more. Buti pa nga sina Sunshine Cruz tsaka Jodi Sta. Maria, the only way for them to cope up with their marital breakup is to continue their education. Kahit papano, Sunshine Cruz could be more commendable than Donita Rose, dahil hindi ini-isip ni Shine ang FAME. She thinks about being a good influence, and besides, iba parin talaga kapag nakapag-tapos ka ng uni.

Aside from Sunshine, there are other commendable artistas who are finishing a degree in university. Ang mga ibang artista nga, they don’t want their children to be in showbiz.

Let me said it again: Hindi sagot sa kahirapan ang pag-a-artista!

LOOK at the ka-DDS! They’re all accomplished professionals. Bruce Rivera being the former lawyer of the controversial pork barrel queen Janet Lim-Napoles, and of course, love her or hate her, MOCHA USON finished a degree in medical technology, but never finished medical school because she ventured in being an entertainer. Also, Sass Rogando Sasot is currently studying in Leiden University (The Hague, Netherlands), finishing her MA (perchance?).

So before calling other politicians as “high-falutin hypocrites,” remember, it’s better to finish your degree than NOT AT ALL! Now look at the eternally-favorite of the bobotantes, who is MANNY PACQUIAO. He should have finished a degree after boxing. OHA, at least, maximized ang ini-ipon niya kada laban. Doesn’t matter if his English is still struggling to be good. Basta ang mahalaga, he has ample knowledge of what he’s doing in the senate.

Also, despite being an ELITISTA, Chris Tiu showed us a good example somehow, by proving others wrong about the “dumb jock” stereotype. Being an ATHLETE should not hinder you to become a DROP-OUT, or someone who does not take studies seriously. Bueno, sabihin ninyong, “Eh kasi mayamang Intsik naman iyan,” yet you don’t realize that the Chinese culture emphasizes both negosyo and academics to be balanced. Dahil karamihan naman sa mga Pilipino, ayaw na ayaw sa mga Intsik, kesyo gan’to, mga kuripot tsaka mga “salbahe” kapag traditional Chinese. WOW HA, you won’t realize that our Chinoy online celebrities are more influential than to the telebasura celebrities who do nothing but “artista is importantER.”

Sabi ni QueenBeast:

Tawagin niyo man akong pangit kaya hindi makapag-artista. Easy come, easy go ang relativity mo sa entertainment industry. You’ve got a project today, the next day you don’t. Therefore, you will need to do what it takes to make it and stay in the limelight —even if you have to sell your body or your soul.

Heto iyun: Hindi madali ang pag-a-artista. Want more proof? Watch Helter Skelter starring Erika Sawajiri, and see for yourself.

Also, regarding the last sentence though, what if it was instilled towards you that you have to protect your chastity? Remember, staying in the limelight through the “last resort” requires you to *whispers* sacrifice *whispers* your chastity to earn a career. No wonder, Alessandra De Rossi is too picky on choosing her roles, because for her, kissing scenes are a NO-NO.

Buti pa si Alessandra, alam niya rin ang mga limitasyon niya. She does not have to prove that she’s WORTH it by undergoing casting couch. In fact, she still remains underrated not because her looks are a hindrance (sows! Meron na tayong Isabelle Daza, anoh!), but because she’s not even appealing to telebasura people. Remember, mas appealing pa sa mga telebasura fans ang mga katulad nila Melai Cantiveros, to think hindi pa siya kagandahan.

Kahit olive-skinned ang artista, it does not mean, malakas ang hatak niya sa “RELATE-ABILITY.” Hindi relate-able si Alessandra, after all. Ka-level niya parin sina Solenn Heussaff tsaka si Lovi Poe when it comes to being an artista. Si Solenn nga, struggling to be relatable to the masa, anoh!

Ang talagang relate-able sa masa ay si Maine Mendoza. Hindi lang siya soyal in one side; on the other side, she IS relate-able. Siya ang effortlessly NOT struggling to be relate-able to the masa… pati mga telebasura people, COVERED pa niya. This is what Maine can do, which other “sosyaling” artistas in Kapamilya network cannot even do. Jessy Mendiola? Coleen Garcia? Arci Muñoz? Andi Eigenmann? Ria Atayde?

Also, Maine Mendoza has a FALLBACK. No wonder, she didn’t need to be an artista at the first place!

Final thoughts…

Think about it. Should you really go for further studies, or be an artista instead with instant fame?

The terms, “BOBOTANTE” and “TELEBASURA” are synonymous to one another

They hate ANIME, NHK (Japanese-language TV channel), and anything that is non-Filipino but non-Hollywood, but they will still prefer nonsensical TELEBASURAS over anime, if no Hollywood movies!

FUCK THE PRUDE CONSERVATIVES!!! Fuck them, because they’re no different from the liberal elites. They HATE divorce, but they’re fine with infidelity. They hate Neri Colmenares and Risa Hontiveros, and they prefer Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao.

Gan’to ba ka-BOBOTANTE ang mga prudistang konserbatibo natin!?

How are “bobotante” and “telebasura” similar to each other?

1.) They HATE radical change – Basta sikat, iboboto nila! Halimbawa, iboboto nila si Tito Sotto o si Manny Pacquiao, dahil ka-alyado nila sila kunwari, Digong o BBM. Well, as much as I admire both Tatay Digong and BongBong Marcos, I still HATE Monkey Fuckyew! Hindi ba alam ni Fuckman na tumakbo din sa pulitika si Aga Muhlach!?

Remember, Aga Muhlach’s career was almost ruined because of joining politics. Good thing he didn’t win. However, the only “fallback” he has is to be a co-manager of Jollibee’s franchise. Well, correct me if I’m wrong.

Eh ‘diba nasira rin si Richard Gomez dahil sa pulitika? And now… he’s the MAYOR!? OF ORMOC CITY!? GAHD, ginagawa ba nilang “negosyo” ang pulitika!?

To be honest, the #TeamGomez family is like fooling the promdis. Subukan nga ni Lucy Torres ang tumakbo sa Cebu, I bet TALO siya kaagad!

Ang BOTANTALINO, si ISKO MORENO ang binoboto. Granted, “artista” lang din naman sa paningin ninyo si Isko, ngunit HUWAG KAYO! May qualifications somehow si Isko, dahil nag-crash course pa iyan sa Harvard! Take note, HARVARD iyan!

Tandaan ninyo, nasa tao parin ang pagbabago. Kung si Tito Sotto parin o si Fuckyaw ang iboboto ninyo, oh well, GOD BLESS DA PILIPINS!!!

2.) Bobotantes who love telebasuras are big-time ASKHOLES – Well, ang gusto parin nila ang nasusunod. Like, sinabi na ngang si matalinong pulitiko ang iboboto, eh ang binoto parin niya eh iyung mga “NUISANCE” na kandidato. At kung panay reklamo sila, sabihin niyo sa kanila, “Eh papano iyan, hindi niyo naman sinunod ang payo ko. Sinong tutulong sa inyo, alikabok!?”

Kaya ang mga Filipino immigrants sa Amerika na telebasura parin ang pinapanood, sila ang pambansang KAHIHIYAN dahil nga, ang asta parin nila, typical telebasura fantard, wala ring pinagkaiba sa mga die-hard FANTARDS ng JaDine, tsaka higit sa lahat, KAHTNIEL!

3.) DILAWTISTA ang tawag nila sa’yo kapag bino-BOYKOT mo si Pacman, tsaka wala ka pang TFC subscription – Eh diba, DILAW network din naman ang TFC!? Mas pipiliin ko pang magtimpi sa NHK (na sobrang makabuluhan tsaka child-friendly pa!), o ‘di kaya sa mga channel na may katuturan. KBS pa lang, sapat na sa’kin iyun!

So what kung wala akong TFC subscription? Di ibig sabihin nun eh hindi ko nami-miss ang Pinas! Kaya payo ko lang sa mga Pilipino, huwag na kayong mag-subscribe sa TFC. BASURA IYAN!!!

4.) Para sa kanila, ang pag-aartista ang tanging solusyon upang maka-ahon sa hirap ng buhay – Hindi totoo iyan! Ang pag-aaral ng mabuti’t makapagtapos ay mas IMPORTANTER kesa sa pag-a-artista. SUS! Sa mga sosyaling pamantasan nga, mas ROCKSTAR parin ang mga atleta kesa sa mga artista, kung tutuusin. Kumbaga, napaka-ordinaryo masyado ng mga artista sa loob ng pamantasan. Itanong niyo lang kaya si Alex Gonzaga.

5.) Telebasura-loving bobotantes are the guiltiest SMART-SHAMERS! – Ibig sabihin lang nun, kapag matalino ka’t iboboto mo sina Neri Colmenares tsaka Risa Hontiveros, ang tingin nila sa’yo eh DILAWTISTA na kaagad! Even prude conservatives are as guilty as telebasura-loving bobotantes, as much as smart-shaming is concerned!

Sila pa ang mga self-righteous, all-knowing people na may Dunnings-Krueger effect sa kanilang lohika. At isa pa, mas bilib pa nga ‘ata sila sa mga katulad ni NOYNOY AQUINO kesa kay Gloria Arroyo pagdating sa pamamalakad ng bayan.

The more you watch ABS-CBN, the more you become BOBO… tante.

The same people who voted for Noynoy Aquino, and still voted for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao should be included as TARGETS in the Duterte administration’s most controversial campain: OPLAN TOKHANG, or in simple terms, the war on drugs.

Watching TELEBASURAS everyday will make you BOBOTANTE overnight

I cannot consider K-Dramas, J-Dramas, Taiwanese dramas, or even American dramas as “telebasuras.” The usual Mexicanovelas or Latinovelas are the ones that are closer to what “telebasuras” should be. It is sickening that one person shared that her obaachan stated why she would bring up the “nationalist card” when it comes to Chinovelas (Taiwanese dramas), but does not do the same when it comes to Mexicanovelas.

Again, telebasuras are fucking inferior to the core! Mas nakaka-BOBO pa nga ang telebasura kumpara naman sa anime+video games, at mas nakaka-bobo parin ang mga telebasura kumpara naman sa panonood ng mga J-Drama, K-Drama, o Chinovela. To be honest, East Asian dramas are more interesting and full of depth and substance, as compared to Mexicanovelas. Even the Spanish-speaking word will admit about “telebasuras” and their existence.

Telebasuras are only a matter of self-immersion to “CRINGE FEST.” Instead of being entertained, you’ll only cringe. But, if you’re really simple-minded, then you think that telebasuras outweigh American dramas when it comes to depth and intensity of plot.

Alam niyo bang kahit sabi-sabi ng mga pa-sosyal diyan na “BADUY” ang mga East Asian dramas, at least it’s understandable if they call teleseryes “BAKYA.” Tawagin niyo kaya silang ELITISTA o ‘di kaya mga ignorante, ngunit sa totoo lang ho, gaya ng sabi ko, mas rockstar parin ang mga atleta kesa sa mga artista, kapag nasa loob lang din sila ng pamantasan. In fact, mas rockstar tsaka KILALA NAMAN NG BUONG PILIPINAS si Rachel Anne Daquis, as compared to let’s say… Ria Atayde. Or Linn Oeymo, the girl who portrayed the villain Maddie in KathNiel’s debut drama, “Princess and I.” Iyung mga artistang half-Filipino half-Caucasian, mga sikat pa ba sila? In fact, wala parin silang sinabi sa mga katulad nila RACHEL ANNE DAQUIS, GRETCHEN HO, JERON TENG, ARNOLD VAN OPSTAL, ALYSSA VALDEZ, SONTAYA, BUALEE (pronounced as Bow-lee), CHRIS TIU, JAMES YAP, MARC PINGRIS, SAORI KIMURA, tsaka ang pinaka-bagong crush ng bayan, si SABINA ALTYNBEKOVA.

And of course, Hollywood stars who are pretty much products of let’s say, acting dynasties are still “NOTHING” compared to the likes of Maria Sharapova, Serena Williams, Kobe Bryant, Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Lionel Messi, David Beckham, Ricardo Kaka, Kei Nishikori, Ichiro Suzuki, Sadaharu Oh, and most of all, Cristiano Ronaldo!

Sabihin nating hindi pang-lifetime ang pagiging atleta, ngunit kung tutuusin naman, mas mataas parin ang kikitain mo kapag isa kang PRO ATHLETE. Ibig sabihin nun, mas BIG-TIME KA PARIN kesa sa mga artista. Remember, show business is only a profession if your whole entire life is dedicated towards ENTERTAINMENT. However, if you’re an athlete, I tell you, you go farther… you go through horizons, and most of all, mas influential ka parin kumpara sa mga artista. Remember, physical education is something that you can use for a lifetime than being a “celebrity.”

Kaya kahit malaos iyan si Chris Tiu, he has a FALLBACK. Partida, ipinanganak siya na mayaman! Sabihin nating La Ultimo Elitista si Chris Tiu, but he can always quit basketball and venture into business. He is someone you can dislike, but with respect at the same time.

What Direk Joey Reyes imparts to us

The shocking truth about our youth:

I just blocked a young girl who has been literally pleading me to make her an actress and then a star. She is 15 years old and a student … and I told her that she should really focus on her studies first.

Instead, she replied that she wants to enter showbiz because “she wants to help her parents” and that is the ONLY way she knows she can make enough to “lift them from their economic situation.”

I told her again that an investment in education is more important since she is in school but she will not listen. Thus, I blocked her because she is too painful to bear — another kid deluded by the materialism foisted by media promising young people of instant fame, fortune and magazine spreads of what they can possibly own — rather than the significance of a mature mind enriched by studies.

“Bakit pa po ako mag-aaral? Hindi ba nag-aaral naman ang tao para magkatrabaho at kumita? Mas malaki po ang kikitain ko pag artista na po ako.”

If that is the kind of thinking we are inculcating to kids, then … media people … we have not only failed. We have betrayed our calling.

Remember, Marlene Aguilar’s daughter Maya Aguilar Pollard said “NO” to showbiz. Kung ang katropa ko nga, pinapa-showbiz nga dahil “may hitsura” daw naman siya, eh kaso ayaw niya talaga, dahil dekadente ang pag-aartista. She even told me that she “does not look good enough by Filipino standards,” so she might not make it to TV, and she’s pretty fine with it.

Sa totoo lang, do not venture to showbiz just to earn “bigger bucks.” Hindi niyo ba alam na may “casting couch” behind-the-scenes? That’s what you’re going to do, if you want to earn a career. If that practice is against your values, then DON’T join showbiz. In one teleserye-hating group, there’s this one person who shared that Filipino-Japanese seiyuu (voice actor) Megumi Nakajima almost joined Pinoy showbiz, but it’s great that she did NOT do so. Now, I’m worried about Maria Ozawa. Buti na lang, wala pang “BIG BIG HUGE project (typical Angel Locsin grammar)” si Ma-chan is because, alam niyo naman ang tingin sa mga pornstar dito sa Pinas, pwede lang parausin ng basta-basta.

MSP said:

Hindi ko nga masyadong gusto sa una si Maria Ozawa; she’s “too boring” for a pornstar (dapat ang hitsura talaga, mala-Anna Nicole Smith, iyung malandi ang hitsura), but as time passes through, she grows within you. Hindi nga pang-pornstar ang hitsura niya; she’s more like pang-drama or comedy, or better kapag action. In short, pang-girl-next-door ang hitzu niya.

Well, I cannot blame her. In fact, mas mukha pa ngang pornstar sila Megan Fox, si Mocha Uson, at higit sa lahat, si Ellen Adarna. Once you hear the word, “ELLEN ADARNA,” you think of something that is “malaswa.” Mas malaswa pa nga ang dumarating sa kokote mo kapag sinabing, “ELLEN ADARNA.”

It’s a good thing that Ma-chan does not have major projects in the Philippines. As much as we respect her decision to stay in Pinas as a mere talent, well, we feel sorry for her because, she might only end up like Sandara Park. Eh, tinakwil na kaya siya sa Japan. So, where should she head to!? CANADA!?

If that is so, she should be heading instead to AUSTRALIA.

But I suggest, enjoy muna ni Ma-chan ang Pinas habang hindi pa siya binibiyan ng big big huge project. Kasi, darating din ang araw na magiging isa sa mga talents na tatangkilikin ng mga kabataan, IF SHE CHOOSES HER ROLES RIGHT.

…and remember, Ma-chan wants to be a serious thespian, not just a “sex object” who engages in such decadence.

Back to topic.

Speaking of Ma-chan ba naman, the telebasura bobotantes are saying, “Siya ang dahilan kung bakit nalaglag ang mga triplets ni Mariel Rodriguez!”

WOW! Such logic they have, huh? Dahil sa bigla-biglaang “resignation” ni Robin Padilla, habang wala pa iyung “Nilalang,” and Ma-chan called Binoe “unprofessional,” they will point their fingers on Ma-chan and say na, “siya ang dapat sisihin dahil sa miscarriage ni Mariel”?

Huwag kami oi! Ma-chan stood corrected after she learned about this miscarriage. Mali man ang timing ni Binoe when it comes to announcing his resignation, but to be honest, he has to be with Mariel’s side AT ALL COSTS, except sa iyung nag-States si Mariel to give birth to Isabella.

Side Note: Heto namang si Mariel, pa-awa effect. Doesn’t she realize that she should know better? ‘Di komo’t minana lang niya ang US citizenship niya (yep, Mariel has US citizenship by inheritance, not by birth), pwede na niyang dalhin ng basta-basta si Robin Padilla sa States, because remember, may criminal record si Binoe when it comes to illegal possession of firearms. It was DIGONG who gave him amnesty to “erase” that record.

Also, speaking of Ma-chan, she learned something. Like, “Ah, gan’to pala kultura nila. Ah ok, na-culture shock pala ako.” I have to admit, Japan isn’t really the best place to work at the first place, because there are NO EXCUSES. Self-discipline is really their culture, so professionalism is included there. RIGHT!?

Speaking of the telebasura-loving bobotantes out there, do you think, being an artista is importantER than having a professional career? SUS! Si Nonoy Zuñiga nga, kung amputee man siya, he never believed that it’s a hindrance for him to stop singing… and to earn a title of being a doctor! Isali na rin si Melanie Marquez, who took up law (ewan ko kung natapos ba niya). In addition, Sunshine Cruz recently earned her AB Psychology degree in Arellano University. Oh, and before I forget, Jodi Sta. Maria is still at the middle of pursing a career in medicine (nag-premed muna siya sa DLSU-Dasma).

Kaya sa mga ayaw mag-aral diyan, huwag kami! It’s better to finish that degree, unless acting is your life!

The more you watch telebasura… the more you believe that it’s more fun in PAG-AARTISTA… but end up being a BOBOTANTE

Being a bobotante is harder than a rock. Alam niyo, parang mababang standards lang din iyan. BASAHIN NIYO ang BLOG ENTRY NA ITEY para maliwanagan kayo.

Obviously, we call it TELEBASURAS simply because, everything is unrealistic. Sus! Pagkatapos ng awayan dito, sabunutan doon, sampalan dito-doon, it’s weird that your favorite artistas still get the same rebonded or salon-treated hair, while your crushie still has this gel-treated hair. Huwag kami oi! At dito na nga pumapasok ang putanginang beauty standards na nilalamon ng sapilitan sa mga madla: The straighter the hair, the whiter the skin, and the slimmer the body, the better! Kapag hindi ka pasok sa mga kategoryang iyun, you’re perceived as “UGLY,” unless you’re like, a black Hollywood star. See the double standards!?

Honestly speaking, I’d rather have the typical “balugang alipin” who is a good actress than a white-skinned halfie with aristocratic features but has NO TALENT! Seriously, KIM CHIU!? In my book, LAOS NA SIYA!

And for the nth time, say good-bye to the “Pinoy prayd ng bayan,” say for instance, Manny Pacquiao and Charice Pempengco.

Walang sinabi ang Charice POMPONGKAN ninyo sa Sandara Park na minahal ng mga Pilipino! Kahit nag-guest sa Ellen tsaka OPRAH ang Charice ninyo, nalaos naman siya! Samantalang si Sandara Park, hindi man lang siya naging guest sa Ellen o sa Oprah, but with the help of Hallyu, she is still a ROCKSTAR… up to now.

And speaking of Manny Pacquiao, hindi totoo iyung “zero crime rate” tuwing manonood lang kayo ng laban niya sa ring. SIMULA NUNG NAGING SENADOR SIYA!

Ika nga ni Carlos Celdran, nilalangaw na nga ang laban ni FUCKMAN, and that “retirement” shit he was saying!? It’s an entire, sick JOKE!!! In fact, to paraphrase GetRealPhilippines, “Manny Pacquiao may have a humble persona, but in reality he has a HUGE EGO!” No wonder, naa-awa talaga ako kay Jinkee Pacquiao. How come she can endure such decadence done by her husband!? Also, I don’t believe in that “God-fearing” shit of Fuckman, since he said, “Forgive Marcos,” but he lashed out the LGBT community.

Nakaka-putangina naman, oh!

Kaya kahit ayaw na ayaw ko parin sa mga Dilawtista (I vehemently despise the Yellowtist crowd), at least you can count on them when they bash Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao, and of course, their dumb-ass supporters who voted for them. After all, these Yellows are part of the educated ELITE. Well, even though they’re equally BOBOTANTE as the telebasura bobotantes simply because they root for Drilon, De Lima, and Trillanes, and of course, Noynoy, at least they’re still attracted to a brilliant-minded person like the late Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

Quoting Antonio Contreras,

My hypothesis is that the LP base — middle to upper class, urban to peri-urban elites — would be less predisposed to be a Sotto voter.

The LP base (or rather, the supporters of the Yellow horde) are after all, educated ELITES (or non-elites). Kaya tawag talaga sa kanila, “high-falutin hypocrites.” Well, as much as I DO agree that they’re high-falutin hypocrites, they’re wise enough NOT to vote for someone like Tito Sotto or Manny Pacquiao, because remember, like what I said, they’re attracted to brilliant minds like the late Ka Miriam. Also, if the prude conservatives vehemently despise (no pun intended) Colmenares and Hontiveros, I myself will be considerate towards them, since when you’re talking about ideas, they’re F-T-W! Only the prudes (esp. the die-hard Marcos loyalists) will believe that they’re both “TRAPOS” because of their political alignment (Neri as a pure leftist, while Risa is like “combining” and “balancing” being a Yellow and a leftist at the same time, which earned her the ire of the leftists, and both are anti-Marcos). Sabihin nating ngapa din si Neri tsaka Risa sa logic (well, yes they suck in logic), but still they have GREAT ideas, which Titosen and Fuckman can NEVER EVER DO!

Voting for Manny Pacquiao or Tito Sotto won’t help the Motherland. Voting for them is not allowing a senate to perform an unexpected “BRAWL.” Real legislative bodies have BRAWLS, that might be completely part of their normal routine every session. I don’t think, walang BRAWL sa mga katulad ng UK, or even Japan, where the solons there were having REAL BRAWL, tsaka naging “memes” pa iyan ng Fibonacci spiral.

…and forget about Alan Peter Cayetano! He did not punch Sonny Trillanes! In fact, it was only Migz Zubiri who had the balls to start the actual brawl, but was calmed down by other senators. Baka Fuckman will only make sense if he starts to punch Trilling…

So yeah, if you want a better Philippines, then refrain from watching teleseryes, and start rallying like what the LEFTISTS do! After all, the leftists also despise TELEBASURAS (to think Anti-Teleserye Alliance said that the leftists watch telebasuras).

Note: This is a collab blog entry with mspanythinginrandom.