Dapat lang ma-SUPALPAL ang mga Dilawtista, anoh!?

The truth about the elitistas on cyberspace

The elitistas are inflexible, inconsiderate, and lastly, INTOLERANT. Kunwari, they advocate liberatedness, tolerance, and open-mindedness, but at the end of the day, they’re self-righteous, all-knowing, bigoted, and the worst: Narrow-minded. In-appoint lang si Mocha Uson sa PCOO, nag-warley na kaagad ang mga Dilawtista. Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun: They believe, they own freedom and democracy like PROPERTY. Oha, kumusta naman iyun? If you disagree with them by heart, then expect them to gang-up on you.

Heto ang pinapa-post sakin sa Facebook. Kunwari, tolerant sila’t tatanggapin ka nila, kahit sobrang weirdo mo na tao, at kahit pangit naman ang panlasa mo sa musika, pero sa totoo lang, gina-gang-up ka nila dahil weirdo ka. In fact, these same types of people punish and scold you for being weird, but they cannot even do the same to people who starts mischief. Tagalog, hindi nila magawa iyun sa mga taong nagpapasimuno ng kabulastugan!!!

This is how I completely describe G Toengi. Kunwari, tolerant siya sa mga comments ng ibang tao, but to be honest, she blocks people who disagree with her. Lalo na ang “I hate hijab?”

Look guys, not everyone likes the hijab. If we (yes, our team) find the hijab an awesome type of veil that symbolizes Islamic identity, some people will find it a sign of oppression. Yes, the libtards, yo! However, comment anything that is “wrong” or “bad” on G’s posts, she’ll block you, and will badmouth you.

Well, it shows how hypocritical and intolerant G Toengi is. Typical Yellow Yankee who brags about her “oh-so American-accented English,” but in fact, cannot even express herself with sense. Oha, binuking ka pa ni Vivian Velez sa kawalang-hiyan mo!

Ganun na din si Jim Paredes. Well, Jim Paredes is another example of a Yellowtist who wields a first-world passport. So, superior ka na niyan dahil nga, Australian passport holder, and the nerve you’re like shaming the Duterte youth, with your “LUKATMI” statement? Ang kapal-kapal talaga ng pagmumukha mo, Tandang Jim! You should set an example pa nga to the youth, because people like you are looked up to by the youngsters… but you disregard this kind of culture by flaunting ba naman your Australian passport? Huwag kami!

Mas gusto ko pa nga si Miss Maharlika, o ‘di kaya ang mga dual citizen na hindi mapanghusga sa mga Duterte o ‘di kaya Marcos… those who are pro-Yellows have more tendencies to judge others when it comes to issues of morality, but become NGANGA when someone will raise a question when it comes to the Yellow Oligarchs.

Seriously, the Dilawtistas should have a reality check

The Yellows believe that the pro-Duterte horde are a threat to them… or rather, their notion of “democracy.” Prangkahan: Sa ELITISTA parin makikita ang mga BOBOTANTE, because seriously, voting for Noynoy Aquino is like approving scums like Dinky “Cruella De Vil” Soliman, Leila “Sabâ” De Lima, or the worst—Abaya, Abad… and the current CHR Chief: CHEAT-o Gasgas-con.

Also, speaking of Geraldine Roman, you think she’s TRAPO’t BALIMBING!? Lumipat lang sa PDP-Laban, may sayad tsaka nasa loob lang din pala ang kulo, AGAD!? Setting aside the gender issue, Geraldine Roman did the RIGHT choice! Walang silbi ang talino niya kapag nanatili parin siya sa LIBOG PARTY na iyan! PDP-Laban may be full of homophobic sexists, but mind you, PDP needs a good asset.

Geraldine Roman isn’t like Lucy Torres, you know. Malamang, anti-divorce si Lucy Torres because like Fuckman, Lucy presents herself as “religious.” But, she was branded “TRAPO” after opposing RH Bill, while approving of the death penalty.

Side Note: It’s much safer to be pro-RH and pro- or anti-death penalty, than to be anti-RH but pro-death penalty. Being the latter is like being anti-divorce law, but supports Cybercrime Law, drafted by the telebasura-loving bobotantes’s favorite senator: Tito Sotto. Of course, being an arch-conservative is next to prudeness. What’s more, is that, the prudes keep on voting for Sotto and Fuckman because they believe that “traditional values” are going back to the Philippine culture, valuing family values, blah blah blah, when in fact, they overlook crucial issues.

Putang ina! These prudistas believe that being a masochistic martyr is being Christ-like? As you can all see, supporting the concept of being a “masochistic martyr” as a sign of courage and patience makes me VOMIT to the core! It’s disrespecting oneself. Gan’to kasi ‘yun, nakita niyo ba kung gaano ka-garapal ang mga Dilawtista? Pwes, ganun din ang mga konser-prudista!

No wonder, my friend MSP told me that she will never ever vote for Lucy Torres, if she runs for the senate. Simple logic: Many Filipinos will vote for Lucy because she’s “mabait,” “LIKE A VIRGIN (singing in the tune of Madonna’s iconic song),” and of course, “pure in character.” However, they’ll boycott Annabelle Rama because she’s “mataray,” “palengkera,” tsaka walang class tsaka breeding. Eh, kunwari ayaw kay Pacquiao ang mga iba, but still they voted him for the senate.

It’s a shame that many bobotantes will still vote for Fuckman. Akala parin kasi nila, magiging ZERO ang crime rate kapag magiging senador siya, like how he does it by people simply watching his fight.

SUS! Huwag kami, oi! If you believe he’ll save the world from all kinds of evil, DREAM ON! Kaya pala ang mga fantards ni Fuckman eh supalpal din pala ni Marlene Aguilar. She even said, “Papano ba sikat na sikat sa buong mundo si Fuckyaw, eh hindi naman siya kilala sa Europe o ‘di kaya sa Africa!” Also, Marlene even emphasized that one Moroccan told her, “Filipinos are hardworking and nice people.” Bueno, hindi pa binanggit si Fuckman diyan, ha?

I bet, the Dilawtistas will understand Marlene. But honestly, baka ayawin lang din nila si Mother Dragoness, mainly because she calls Leni Robredo “MONCHANG,” partida, Marlene herself encourages people to BOYCOTT the election (but to be honest, I dunno what “monchang” means), and at the same time, she despises BongBong Marcos as well.

O there I said it. Back to the DILAWAN horde, you think that you OWN democracy like property, huh? Bueno, kaya ang tingin niyo sa sarili niyo eh mga magagaling dahil nga, you have the motherfucking MONEY to powertrip the common people. And now, you believe that Mocha Uson is a THREAT to the nation is because, she’ll “spread FAKE NEWS” as a PCOO Asst. Secretary.

Mas fake news parin ang Inquirer tsaka Rappler, trust me. That whores called Pia Ranada Robles, and the ever-high-falutin hypocrite Maria Ressa are the ones whom you should lambast! Sila ang tunay na naghahasik ng PEKENG BALITA, eh! Also, Inquirer has no more credibility since all they do is to demolish an administration that opposes the Yellows. Eh that OINKquirer does not pay the proper taxes. Also, never forget its controversy with Dunkin Donuts!

Side Note: Kaya mas pina-patronize ko na ang Manila Times, simply because they have substantial news. Kung alam niyo lang ang pamamalakad sa loob ng TMT, makikita niyo rin. However, I chose not to reveal it because someone requested me not to do so, or else.

Maraming mga Dilawang nagluluksa, dahil “PATAY” na raw ang demokrasya sa bansa’t bumabalik na ang diktaturya. Do you think, you will still rant your shits online if democracy is legitimately “DEAD” in the Philippines? If that is so, then try going to Vietnam, Iran, Belarus, or even CHINA! Or NORTH KOREA, to see for yourself… how dead really is democracy in those countries. Doon talaga, your democracy is literally DEAD, esp. when you voice out your opinions… against the government.

Also Yellows, you hate dictatorship, right? BUT… what I observed, you’re worse than the tyrants people love to “hate.” Besides, don’t you know that Western leaders have more tendencies to be “tyrants” than the classics the West love to brand as “dictator” such as Putin, Assad, Gaddafi, if not Marcos. Iyung mga Marcos supporters nga, mas democratic pa sila kung tutuusin, kesa sa mga Dilawan gaya ninyo. Same with the Digong warriors… they support democracy as much as free speech is concerned, and mind you, Digong supported freedom of speech. Kung bibirain natin si Digong, wala na sa kanya iyun!

Alam niyo mga Dilawan, mas igagalang ko pa nga sina Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi, o ‘di kaya si Pope Francis kaysa sa santa-santita niyo kuno na si Cory Aquino! Itanong niyo lang ho si Mr. Riyoh!

At the end of the day, the moral of the story is to: WALK YOUR TALK!

That being said, the Yellows do not walk their talk… or practice their preaches. Talk na nga kayo ng talk, wala naman walk—ang tawag dun, TOK SHET! Pweh! Iyun kayo, eh! In other words, HYPOCRITES! Tama lang na bira-birain lang kayo’t ina-apakan nila Doc Antonio Contreras tsaka Miss Maharlika. Iyan ay dahil nang-aapak din kayo.

After all, you deserve to be the laughing stock. You deserve to be bad-mouthed. Also, you deserve to be branded as the butt of jokes, since you cannot help but to make yourselves ridiculous when rallying. BUENO, hindi rin kayo magkakasundo ng mga leftist, dahil isinusuka naman kayo ng mga iyun! Besides, you cannot even call your so-called “patron goddess” Risa Hontiveros to bridge your differences with the left! Eh, mga leftist nga, ayaw na ayaw kay Risa, what more pa nga sa mga hindi pa naman leftist!? Simply put, mas may credibility pa nga ang mga leftist kesa sa inyo, is because, at least these REDS walk their talk! They stick to their ideologies, UNLIKE YOU!

G Tong-HIT should shut the eff up, if she believes she’s WAY BETTER than MOCHA!

Yeah, I know G Toengi is beautiful, but to be honest… she does have a heart of STONE. Sa Tagalog, PUSONG BATO!

I still like G Toengi, but NOT when it comes to POLITICS!!!

What qualifications AGAIN!?

Well, like what The Yellow Oligarch Haters’ Club said, “You don’t need to have a PhD in Rocket Science or to surpass the wealth of Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg!”

Yeah right, it’s a right thing for ka-DDS Vivian Velez to expose your shits, G!

Vivian Velez said,

Some publicity hungry, hypocritical and intellectual wanna be, pretending not to care host just placed herself (yes, she placed herself intently and intentionally) right at the back of the most popular Filipino internet figure, hollering, “giddiyap! Let’s go!” Another Blue passport holder biatch that makes her believe that she is all knowing and superior than any of us. Remember your roots, girl! Di ba, Peter Flores Serrano? hahaha
#hypocrite #starlet #Fieldsbaby #checkpointbabe #AngelesCity

Never mess with the DDS alliance, esp. Vivian Velez! Bago pa nga naging DDS si Kap Vivian, remember when she exposed Cristine Reyes’s bad attitude!? However, she chose to resign, because she herself prefers not to waste her time “powertripping” such a skank! For Vivian, powertripping in a set is a sign of unprofessionalism.

LAOS na si G Toengi—or G TongHIT!

Kung ako nga kay G, I would rather renounce my Filipino citizenship instead. Magiging Filipino ka lang ba kapag suportado mo si gan’to? Kunwari, we supported NoyNoy, but we chose to STOP supporting him instead, and do things into our own hands. Sobrang nakaka-baliw na ang admin ni Noynoy, and believe it or not—Duterte admin is more praised all over the world. Bakit, tingin niyo ba, sikat na sikat sa Japan ang mga katulad ni Noynoy Fuckquino!?

HUWAG KAMI, mga DILAWTISTA!!!

Wala paring sinabi si Tonghit kay Lea Salonga, because guess what? Lea Salonga kept herself neutral when it comes to the Marcos regime: She said, the Marcoses were good to her, but she won’t ever deny the dark side. Tama nga naman, oh. If Lea Salonga is feisty, then G is worse. However, I could say, mas sikat parin si Lea Salonga, mainly because she does not fail to bridge the high society, and the masa. Bakit pala, kaya ba ni Tonghit iyan!?

And never forget, Tonghit is still the typical “fresh-off-the-boat” immigrant Yankee who supports the Yellows. Wow, nakiki-sosyo lang kay Loida!? REALLY NOW!?

Because of that, Tonghit is… “nilalangaw and not-so-popular” in the Philippines. Ayaw na ayaw pa naman ng karamihan sa mga Pilipino ang mga mapag-panggap na konyo, gaya niya!

Sayang, dahil ine-endorso pa naman kita bilang isa sa mga “dapat tularan” pagdating sa married life. Ngunit… pagdating sa pulitika, hindi ka dapat pagkatiwalaan.

No wonder, a lot of people exposed your dark side. Hindi ka lang snob, you proved na Dilawtista ka rin pala, gaya ni Kaloy (Celdran)! SUS! Hindi ka na dapat tangkilikin ng mga Pilipino! Also, it’s right that people are now looking down on you due to your Dilawtista mentality!

Ginising mo lang din naman ang isyu tungkol kay MOCHA USON, eh!

Forget about the fact that Mocha was once a sex blogger. Do we need to bring that shit up!?

Mocha Uson did not do anything wrong towards you, Tonghit! To be honest, Mocha volunteered to defend and support Digong AT ALL COSTS! Iyan ang KAILANGAN para maging CommTeam member ng administration… lalo na kapag si Duterte ang pinagtatanggol mo.

Bakit pala Tonghit, did you even do the same type of volunteering when Noynoy was president? And I’m not going to spare Carlos Celdran either, because, did he ever defend Noynoy Aquino like a bH0WsZx like what Mocha did!?

LOL!!! FUCKING LOL!!!

In fact, G Toengi and Carlos Celdran’s aristocratic features, plus their YANKEE-based background does not make sense anymore! Like what Miss Maharlika said, “What’s the use of your credentials, your awards, medals, and of course, your PhD and shit, if you do this to MAKE HASIK THE LAGIM!?”

Well, a lot of self-righteous, all-knowing elitistas are doing the same shit. Sure, granted, it’s partly the fault of Filipinos who stay self-righteous, all-knowing, and most of all, anti-CHANGE. Ayaw niyo parin sa divorce law? Ayaw niyo parin sa free market economy!? And most of all, don’t you believe that Marcos and Duterte are a gazillion more times BETTER and willing to bridge the gap between the high society and the common people, more than the YELLOW CULT!?

TELL ME, why do you think that a divorce law in the Philippines, and a free-market economy (as in tanggal ang 60/40 bullshit restrictions), will be an ABOMINATION to the Philippines!? It only means, you only patronize the following: The OLIGARCHS, and the POLITICAL DYNASTIES who are fixated to awards, medals, qualifications, titles, or a PhD in ROCKET SCIENCE.

And like what The Grumpy Professor said, “Kindly renounce your Filipino citizenship and move elsewhere to another planet like Kepler 452b and spread your bullshit there! Or if the locals in that planet are vomiting on you, kindly move to a country like TrES-2b or a glass-raining planet like the HD189733b.”

Harsh, huh?

Honestly, one does not need a Doctor of Philosophy in Rocket Science, or a perfect score in TOEFL and IELTS to be qualified to do this job. It’s about VOLUNTEERING at your own pace. PERIOD!!!

Thanks Inday Maharlika for the video!!! ❤

YELLOW Libtard logic be like, they believe in “FAKE” foreigners such as Loida Lewis and Jim Paredes

Many YELLOW libtards find “FAKE” foreigners such as Loida Nicolas-Lewis and Jim Paredes as “credible” patriots who… claim to be “pro-democracy.”

TAE! Pro-democracy nila mukha nila!

…and some of them might believe that Jasmine Lee is a “TRAITOR,” simply because she became a South Korean citizen, and became a solon of the Saenuri Party.

What pro-democracy are they talking about? Democracy nila mukha nila! In fact, their definition of democracy is like, “Democracy is dead if you’re anti-YELLOW!”

To all “patriots” who support the Yellows, and believe in Loida and Jim’s credibility

Utang na loob, pwede ba? I suggest, magpalit na lang kayo ng passport, like go be an American or be an Australian instead! Sus! Iyung si Jim Paredes nga, sa Australia pa lang, hindi na siya kilala. PARTIDA, Apo Hiking Society has reached milestones pa, ah.

Also, again, if you support the Yellow Oligarchs, you better LEAVE the country, or please do not demand for faster and more affordable internet or mobile data service. Also, utang na loob, huwag na kayong gumamit ng social media, if your purpose of being in social media is to demand “BANNING MOCHA USON” at all costs. Kapag pro-DDS tsaka pro-Marcos, dapat i-silence, samantalang mga pro-Yellow dapat magsalita, dahil “demokrasya” iyun sa inyo!?

Heto lang masasabi ko sa inyo, mga ungas, ha?

PUTANG INA, MGA GAGO KAYO!!!

I suggest, iwasan niyo nang mag-demanda ng siyempre, mabilis tsaka sulit na internet connection, huwag na kayong mag-demanda ng mga free services, dahil hindi talaga gagawin iyun ng mga putangina ninyong mga idolong untipuno!

PWEH!

At isa pa, hindi kayo ililigtas ng mga putanginang mga mutineers gaya nila Loida tsaka Jim! Suck it up, their loyalty is now on Australia and America! Magsama na lang sila nila Callamard, kung sakali!

…and keep on supporting greedy telco companies headed by your favorite greedy oligarchs, ha?

Sass Rogando Sasot throws her blood-firing TIRADES against Dr. Agnes Callamard and CHR Chief Chito Gascon!

Here is Sass throwing her TIRADES… with emotions. Walang halong telebasura acting iyan, ah!

Buti pa si Sass!

Sass has the RIGHT to be on a beastmode when it comes to Dr. Agnes Callamard and Chito Gascon.

They have to do their job, according to their mandate.

This is something that was never taught, according to my friend. Bueno, ilalantad ko nga sa susunod kong blog entry regarding Chito Gascon. Abangan!!!

The Yellow Oligarchs must DIE!

The Yellow Oligarchs are scums! DEAL WITH IT!

If you still worship them (Yellow Oligarchs), please do not demand for the following:

  • MORE JOB OFFERINGS
  • Faster and more affordable internet or mobile data
  • higher salary
  • diverse job postings (hindi lang BPO, anoh!)
  • good quality TV channels
  • good quality cable
  • competitive market economy
  • abolishing 60/40 restrictions

Now, if you are going to worship the Yellow Oligarchs, you’re also worshipping the likes of the Garchitorenas. Also, if you’re going to believe in what Loida Nicolas-Lewis or what Jim Paredes says, then you have no right to be a Filipino. Go change your citizenship to American or Australian, and please don’t re-acquire Filipino citizenship, utang na loob!

Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs is like allowing the average Filipino to be stupider than stupid. Don’t believe? Then fuck you! FUCK YOU! F-U-C-K Y-O-U!

The oligarchs must be destroyed at all costs! You know what? You won’t be RANTING on Twitter about the “shits” of the Duterte administration if NOT BECAUSE of your internet connection. Also, if NOT BECAUSE of your internet, you won’t be able to watch Riverdale, 13 Reasons Why, and Orange is the New Black. So, before you rant about Mocha being the PCOO Asst. Secretary, please, #CheckYourPrivilege. Also, #CheckYourPrivilege na rin sa mga married couples diyan na takot na takot sa divorce law.

Lastly, if not because of Cable TV, then you won’t be able to watch Animax, NHK, KBS World, and lastly, Western TV channels.

The Yellow Oligarchs, and their cohorts in general, are not qualified to be in the government AT THE FIRST PLACE!

1.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = saying NO to cable TV, saying NO to diverse job offerings, saying NO to faster and more affordable internet, and most of all, saying YES to economic protectionism.

Believe it or not, the oligarchs control ALMOST EVERYTHING. To be honest, Noynoy Aquino being our ex-president was the worst mistake ever of the Filipino people. Nabulag tayo sa propaganda niyang, “Kung walang kurakot, walang mahirap.” Ang mga elitista lang din naman pati anak ng mga negosyante ang nakikinabang sa administrasyon ni Noynoy. Ngayon na may Duterte na, natatakot ang mga untipunong negosyante ma-saraduhan ng negosyo. Gaya na lang sa mga mining companies (I’m looking at you, Dominguez! Huwag kami!), siyempre nag-effort pa talaga with an arm an a leg si Gina Lopez.

Kaya kung supporter parin kayo ng mga Dilawan, of course it’s synonymous to supporting mining companies that cause destruction to the environment.

2.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = papayag kayo na ang yumaong Chief Justice Renato Corona ay napa-talsik dahil lamang sa pagtatanggol sa mga sakada ng Hacienda Luisita, samantalang panay-puri kayo kay Conching Carpio-Morales (that old witch! Bruhildang matandang iyan! Walang ikina-tanda… lukatmi version 2!) sa pagiging “iwas-katiwalian,” when in fact, mas marangal pa nga sa kanya si PAO Chief Persida Rueda Acosta, anoh!

Remember, rejecting the likes of Kap Judy Taguiwalo is like accepting Dinky Soliman as “an honest and competent” official. Well, ang alam lang ni Stinky eh iyung pagpapa-kulay ng buhok, nakiki-kumpetensya lang kay Cruella De Vil. Also, it’s like accepting mediocrity and shittiness, pero ang nakikinabang naman, mga elitista’t social climber!

3.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = Let’s accept and embrace the fact that we are still controlled Uncle Sam, and still dependent to ‘em.

Magiging lapdog parin ba tayo ng Amerika!?

Forget about former DFA Secretary Albert Del Rosario. Alam niyo bang mas malala pa nga ang kronyismo tsaka korapsyon sa loob ng DFA, dahil sa kanya? Also, never forget Mary Jane Veloso. Iyung recruiter pala, produkto lang din naman ng kronyismo sa DFA, and what did former Sec. Del Rosario did!? NOTHING!

In addition, Del Rosario is pro-America! #NeverForget when our ties with China deteriorated because of the pro-America YELLOW administration. Heck, well all know that Loida Lewis has connections with the CIA and the most controversial fewer elite who control the world… and the Liberal Party is still one proof that the two richest clans in the world (wealthier than Bill Gates) could control our economy.

4.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = Supporting Philippine poverty and blocking economic development and progress; forget about removing the 60/40 restrictions!

Kung gusto niyo lang din pala manatiling MAHIRAP tsaka LUBOG SA UTANG ang Pinas, sige sambahin niyo lang na parang Diyos-diyosan ang kultong Dilawan. Ngunit, hindi parin magiging relevant ang Diyosa ninyo na si Kristulo Fuckquino na wala namang credibility pagdating sa pagbibisita sa mga resto. Bakit, masarap ba ang Chowking!? Ano sa tingin ninyo!?

5.) Worshipping the Yellow Oligarchs = Papayag parin kayo na may umi-iral na BOBOTANTEng bumoboto kina Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao; tsaka papayag parin kayo na walang progreso ang entertainment industry nating nasa BURAK na!

In other words, the more you make samba-samba the like you know, the kultong dilawan, you’re more like, you know, making payag pa more that telebasuras will still remain telebasuras; the never-ending sampalan, sabunutan fight, sigawan, OA acting, OA yelling, OA crying, and super-corny loveteams.

If you’re only going to worship such Yellow Oligarchs, expect that no good samaritan will send you to the most excellent hospital to treat your jaundice.

What should you do to educate yourself:

1.) Unfollow, or better LEAVE the Filipino Freethinkers – Maraming mga palamunin dun. Tandaan ninyo, binuking na sila ni Sass Rogando Sasot.

2.) Also, leave the Thinking Class of the Philippines – Seriously, puro mga bobo’t TANGA lang ang mga admins dun. Sila ‘ata ang mga ka-sosyo ni Red Tani, ang founder ng Filipino Freethinkers.

3.) Stop reading FAKE NEWSes from the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Rappler, and stop watching ABS-CBN if you still want to keep your sanity intact – There’s always The Manila Times, Manila Standard, SunStar, and PTV-4.

4.) Start reading GetRealPhilippines.com, or better read Making it (More) Fun in the Philippines, to educate yourself more.

5.) Join the Get Real Philippines Community and have an open mind.

Now, if you still cannot follow this advice, then better leave this page for good.

Debunking the MYTH: “Ang pag-a-artista ay sagot sa kahirapan!”

Convo with MSP

Komi: May nag-alok na ba sa’yo na mag-artista?
MSP: Meron. Hindi ko sasabihin kung sino.
Komi: Papano ka niya inalok na mag-artista?
MSP: Sabi sakin, “Dapat mag-artista ka na lang! Tutal may hitsura ka naman, eh!”
Komi: Ah ganun ba? Eh ano pala sinabi mo?
MSP: Sabi ko, “Ayoko!” At isa pa, hindi naman ako kagandahan para mag-artista, eh.

Ani pa niya, guilty daw siya kapag may nakikita siyang “half-European” na kaklase niya, eh naging artista’t model pala ng mga magazine ang isa.

Ngunit sa totoo lang naman kasi, ang pag-a-artista ay hindi forever na karera iyan. At kontra sa sabi-sabi ng mga tao na, “Malaki ang pera sa pag-a-artista,” aba eh hindi totoo iyan!

Unang-una, solusyon ba talaga sa kahirapan ang pag-a-artista? Eh tingnan niyo na lang siguro si Maymay Entrata—hindi naman kagandahan ang bata; mukha naman siyang batang hamog na pinulot lang sa kalye. In fact, mas may hitsura pa nga’t mas artistahin naman ang dating ni Rita Gabiola, na isang katutubong Badjao. Si Rita, gusto niya maging isang guro. Ngunit sa kasamaang palad, isinali ba naman siya sa walang-kwentang Pinoy Big Brother (PBB) na iyan. O, ano pala nangyari sa kanya? Malamang, na-bully ng mga kapwa housemates niya!

And speaking of Maymay, nag-artista lang siya para lang masabi na, “Natupad ko na pangarap ko!”

BLAME IT ON THE PBB CULTURE!

Credits to Big Brother Wiki

Kahit sino, kahit HIPON na nga ang maituturi sa’yo ng mga elitista (Melai), kahit siguro mukha kang BATANG HAMOG (Maymay), at kahit siguro mukha ka namang alipin sa gigilid (Miho), pwedeng-pwede ka paring mag-artista—and PBB is always there to give you a career.

It’s so sad that “anyone” can be an artista. Ang pangunahing dahilan ng mga madla, “Upang maka-ahon sa hirap ng buhay.”

Well, HINDI GANUN KADALI IYUN. Ang pag-a-artista ay para lamang siguro sa mga deserving; but because the PBB culture encouraged people to be an “artista” through all means, eh di sirang-sira na ang entertainment industry natin. Bueno, pumayag ang showbiz na bigyan parin ng career si Cristine Reyes, kahit alam na nating infamous siya’t controversial, dahil pala-away siya’t kilalang mang-aagaw ng mga dyowa. Kaya lang siya nagpa-kasal kay Ali Khatibi ay para lang masabi na legal wife siya, when in fact, it’s only for the sake of their daughter Amarah.

It’s only good that AA is now a has-been. Wow, ang kapal ba naman ng mukha na awayin tsaka i-badmouth ang Ate Ara niya, samantalang hindi lang niya maipakita ang buong tapang niya sa mga kagaya nila: Angelica Panganiban tsaka Carlene Aguilar (ang ex ni Dennis Trillo).

Buti nga naman, si Dennis Trillo, talagang itatanggi niya na naging sila ni AA, dahil ang gusto lang naman ni Dennis sa kanya eh… libreng KANTOT!

Hindi santo si Dennis at the first place. He also has his own sins, but that’s still the tip of the iceberg. He even attested that he’s not going to tie the knot YET, and like Charlize Theron, he acknowledges what “sanctity” of marriage really is.

…and remember guys, divorce is not yet a Philippine Law (sucks, right?), so you really need to have a mindset like DENNIS TRILLO, or if you’re a Westerner, emulate CHARLIZE THERON (love her or hate her!).

There you have it.

Also, when it comes to being a “celebrity” for “instant fame” and “easy money,” #NeverForget Pepsi Paloma. She was exploited, and heck, the “rape” issue between her versus TVJ still circulates, whenever Tito Sotto will crack a bad joke.

That’s the price you have to pay, esp. if you’re going to be a sexy star. Starring in “bold” movies (adult-themed movies) will make you think of Pepsi, being exploited by the entertainment industry.

Being an artista does not mean, “instant fame.” It means, staying and being loyal to being an artista.

Komi Thinks: ARAL MUNA BAGO ARTISTA; In English, studies are importantER!

Remember the celebrities who have a university degree: Besides Dennis Trillo, we also have Marian Rivera, Iya Villania, Enchong Dee, Isabelle Daza, and a lot more. Buti pa nga sina Sunshine Cruz tsaka Jodi Sta. Maria, the only way for them to cope up with their marital breakup is to continue their education. Kahit papano, Sunshine Cruz could be more commendable than Donita Rose, dahil hindi ini-isip ni Shine ang FAME. She thinks about being a good influence, and besides, iba parin talaga kapag nakapag-tapos ka ng uni.

Aside from Sunshine, there are other commendable artistas who are finishing a degree in university. Ang mga ibang artista nga, they don’t want their children to be in showbiz.

Let me said it again: Hindi sagot sa kahirapan ang pag-a-artista!

LOOK at the ka-DDS! They’re all accomplished professionals. Bruce Rivera being the former lawyer of the controversial pork barrel queen Janet Lim-Napoles, and of course, love her or hate her, MOCHA USON finished a degree in medical technology, but never finished medical school because she ventured in being an entertainer. Also, Sass Rogando Sasot is currently studying in Leiden University (The Hague, Netherlands), finishing her MA (perchance?).

So before calling other politicians as “high-falutin hypocrites,” remember, it’s better to finish your degree than NOT AT ALL! Now look at the eternally-favorite of the bobotantes, who is MANNY PACQUIAO. He should have finished a degree after boxing. OHA, at least, maximized ang ini-ipon niya kada laban. Doesn’t matter if his English is still struggling to be good. Basta ang mahalaga, he has ample knowledge of what he’s doing in the senate.

Also, despite being an ELITISTA, Chris Tiu showed us a good example somehow, by proving others wrong about the “dumb jock” stereotype. Being an ATHLETE should not hinder you to become a DROP-OUT, or someone who does not take studies seriously. Bueno, sabihin ninyong, “Eh kasi mayamang Intsik naman iyan,” yet you don’t realize that the Chinese culture emphasizes both negosyo and academics to be balanced. Dahil karamihan naman sa mga Pilipino, ayaw na ayaw sa mga Intsik, kesyo gan’to, mga kuripot tsaka mga “salbahe” kapag traditional Chinese. WOW HA, you won’t realize that our Chinoy online celebrities are more influential than to the telebasura celebrities who do nothing but “artista is importantER.”

Sabi ni QueenBeast:

Tawagin niyo man akong pangit kaya hindi makapag-artista. Easy come, easy go ang relativity mo sa entertainment industry. You’ve got a project today, the next day you don’t. Therefore, you will need to do what it takes to make it and stay in the limelight —even if you have to sell your body or your soul.

Heto iyun: Hindi madali ang pag-a-artista. Want more proof? Watch Helter Skelter starring Erika Sawajiri, and see for yourself.

Also, regarding the last sentence though, what if it was instilled towards you that you have to protect your chastity? Remember, staying in the limelight through the “last resort” requires you to *whispers* sacrifice *whispers* your chastity to earn a career. No wonder, Alessandra De Rossi is too picky on choosing her roles, because for her, kissing scenes are a NO-NO.

Buti pa si Alessandra, alam niya rin ang mga limitasyon niya. She does not have to prove that she’s WORTH it by undergoing casting couch. In fact, she still remains underrated not because her looks are a hindrance (sows! Meron na tayong Isabelle Daza, anoh!), but because she’s not even appealing to telebasura people. Remember, mas appealing pa sa mga telebasura fans ang mga katulad nila Melai Cantiveros, to think hindi pa siya kagandahan.

Kahit olive-skinned ang artista, it does not mean, malakas ang hatak niya sa “RELATE-ABILITY.” Hindi relate-able si Alessandra, after all. Ka-level niya parin sina Solenn Heussaff tsaka si Lovi Poe when it comes to being an artista. Si Solenn nga, struggling to be relatable to the masa, anoh!

Ang talagang relate-able sa masa ay si Maine Mendoza. Hindi lang siya soyal in one side; on the other side, she IS relate-able. Siya ang effortlessly NOT struggling to be relate-able to the masa… pati mga telebasura people, COVERED pa niya. This is what Maine can do, which other “sosyaling” artistas in Kapamilya network cannot even do. Jessy Mendiola? Coleen Garcia? Arci Muñoz? Andi Eigenmann? Ria Atayde?

Also, Maine Mendoza has a FALLBACK. No wonder, she didn’t need to be an artista at the first place!

Final thoughts…

Think about it. Should you really go for further studies, or be an artista instead with instant fame?

Buking ni Komi: So, hindi lang pala mga “BOBOTANTE” ang mahilig sa “TELEBASURA,” ‘no?

The yellow libtards and the leftards may not watch telebasuras, but they ACT like telebasura fans.

Maraming ganyan sa Twitter!

1.) They cried when former military man Roy Cimatu replaced Gina Lopez as DENR Secretary.

2.) They cried when ANOTHER military man will lead DILG.

3.) They also cried when Mocha Uson became an assistant secretary for PCOO.

4.) The impeachment against the Ombudsman will still push through (via Suarez).

5.) Lastly, they literally cried when Geraldine Roman switched from the Liberal Party to PDP-Laban.

Twitter is the only comfort zone of the Yellow Libtards!

Tatay Digong is NOT perfect. I understand that there’s still a Peter Lim that is “protected” by the president himself, and not only that, Tatay Digs appointed Alan Peter Cayetano as DFA Secretary (he’s a trap!).

Also, speaking of Geraldine Roman, she is NOT a balimbing or a TRAPO! In fact, mas trapo ang kanyang ka-sosyo na si Nancy Catamco (well, mas trapo pa nga kay Risa Hontiveros, eh)! Granted, I did congratulate both Ge and Catams when they switched from LP to PDP—but, I still feel skeptic to Catams. #NeverForget how she lambasted the Lumads, calling them “mababaho.” Eh siyempre, be considerate that large corporations are exploiting their ancestral domains. Also, Catams’s statements are not only derogatory; it also sounded UNPROFESSIONAL.

Remember, I will still support Kap Ge, no matter what happens. And what’s with PDP-Laban full of “homophobes” and “misogynists”? In fact, PDP-Laban badly needs a good asset: Someone who will fight for equal rights (feminism without going overboard), someone who endorse and advocate divorce, same-sex unions, and of course, legal sex-change (partida, hindi pa kasali ang sex-reassignment surgery diyan, ah).

Kap Ge’s logic isn’t too flawed, compared to Colmenares and Horny. If Kap Ge favored death penalty, that is because she was only considerate to her constituents. I hope, she still fights for her “pro-divorce” and her “anti-discrimination” stance. She’s the only solon I could trust; after all, even Sass Rogando Sasot promoted her on her page.

Because you picked Kap Ge on her gender, simply because she favored death penalty and transferred to PDP… wow huh, what kind of values do you have, self-righteous elitistas?

Liberal Party is a SCUM! No, wait… a SCAM!

In fact, Kap Ge is only for the Rule of Law. Oha, and she supports ROTC pa!

For me, I support ROTC. Thing is, make it MEMORABLE, make it REMARKABLE. And I’m talking to YOU, power-tripping officers!

No wonder, I am not going to call her “balimbing” or “trapo,” simply because she transferred from the nonsense Libog Party to the more meangful, albeit flawed PDP-Laban. After all, LP does not follow the rule of law.

…and to the Liberal Party, oops you did it again!

Also, I’m not sparing the Dutertards who believe that “basta LP, magdadala ng virus kapag lilipat sa bagong partido.” WOW, so you think, people from the “evil minority” do not deserve a chance?

I have lauded these four solons who transferred for good. Remember, PDP-Laban or the UNA party are not as “trapo” or “balimbing” as the Liberal Party! Mas tatawagin ko pang BALIMBING tsaka TRAPO ang mga katulad nila Lugaw Monchang FRAUDredo, Lucy Torres, Alan Peter Cayetano, at higit sa lahat… sina De Lima, Drilon, Trillanes tsaka si Kiko Matsing! At hindi ko na rin palalampasin ang mga idolo ng mga BOBOTANTE… sina FUCKMAN tsaka TITOSEN.

Of course, this makes the Binay political dynasty, “NOOBS.” Of course, kung trapo pala’t balimbing din pala ang mga Binay, their arrogance is still petty compared to the legit big-time TRAPOS.

The LEFTARDS fearing two leaders: Cimatu and Año

Baka sa susunod, papatawarin na ni Digong si Palparan. This means, SUICIDE for all the leftards!

The leftists and the yellow libtards are using one another for power-struggle. The same people who supported the left, and supported Robredo are the same people who supported “forever mahirap” na Pinas.

What if Palparan instead is the defense minister?

The Yellowtist Horde deserves crucifixion!

So, you believe Noynoy best president? FUCK YOU ALL! Fuck you Thinking Class of the Philippines! Fuck you Filipino Freethinkers! That’s all you’ve got?

I believe, these people who are anti-change, must be moving to CANADA, where they could worship their Trudeau. Also, FRANCE because of their Macron. They should not choose Germany, since Frau Dr. Angela Merkel is too dangerous for ’em to handle.

Because these leftards and yellow libtards cannot handle pro-country leaders: Shinzo Abe (Japan), Donald Trump (USA), Vladimir Putin (Russia), Nursultan Nazarbayev (Kazakhstan), Bashar al-Assad (Syria), Alexander Lukashenko (Belarus), Joko Widodo (Indonesia), and of course, the one and only RODRIGO ROA DUTERTE (Philippines)!

In fact, both the yellow libtards and leftards despise TRUMP!!! They believe, TRUMP is WORSE than OBAMA…

Also, the yellow libtards and leftards are pro-protectionism! That’s a threat, because after all, they thwart economic liberalism… and worst: They act like TELEBASURA FANS, to think most of ’em I believe, do not really watch teleseryes.

Their self-righteousness will lead ’em to the DUMPSTER!

Of course, I’ll wait until Ombudsman Cunt-cheater Crappo-Morales (Conchita Carpio-Morales) will be impeached. Let’s go grab some popcorn or sip tea! ❤

…and I’ll be excited that Janet Lim-Napoles will be made as state witness, but not to worries, she won’t be acquitted in other cases filed against her.