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Special Request (daw, oh! LOL) from someone: #KomiSays about Yui Aragaki and Namie Amuro!

I myself and me, plus you know my number one online BFF IZ back in collaborating!

Yui Aragaki modified with “Sept. 20” tattoos.

Now what can I say about Yui Aragaki and Namie Amuro?

1.) They’re both Okinawans with good bone structureKung hindi naman makorte ang wangkata nila (seriously, they lack the plumpness of boobs and butt), eh bawing-bawi naman sa bone structure nila. Ryukyuans are pretty known for their good bone structure, at sila lang ‘ata sa Japan ang matino-tino ang bone structure.

Credits to amuro.fr for this pic! Kamukha ni Namie-san si Rosa Kato ritey!

Credits to jdramaconfessions (Tumblr).

2.) They still remain wholesome inspite of their body modifications – Yui Aragaki has three piercings on her left ear, and same with Amuro Namie… but what’s in Namie that ‘Gaki does not even have? Tattoos. Sadly (but for yours truly, gladly! LOL), Namie-sama had her tattoos erased. For most Namie fans, they’re sad over the loss of her tattoos, but for me… it’s a good relief.

 
Photo credits from Twitter (BotGakky), and amuro(dot)fr.

3.) They have beautiful faces PEOPLE MUST REALLY ENVY! – The envy part is Choz lang. Yet, Namie and Yui have PERFECT features in my book, that’s why you’d rather have them instead on television, plus the tattoos, rather than plasticized telebasura celebrities with plastic personalities. At least, pretty vampire-like faces with tattoos on their bodies make them look interesting than those plastic-fantastic celebrities that make your eyes hurt from time-to-time, everytime you browse thy Instagram.

4.) If Yui Aragaki will have Namie Amuro’s tattoos, she will really look AWESOME! – ESP. those arm tattoos! Not only Gakky will look bad-ass, talagang mas maaliwalas pa sa paningin ng mga tao ang pretty innocent face na nga, may tattoo pa sa braso!

Also, what’s interesting about Namie’s tattoos is that, they’re fashionable (besided meaningful). I may have hated Namie’s tattoos, but to be honest, that’s because it wasn’t nicely done! And the placement really just sucked… at least for me.

5.) If Namie Amuro is as TALL as ‘Gaki, definitely she would look more interesting (albeit pretty off) – In fact, Namie-san said, if she weren’t a singer, she would be a flight attendant instead. Imagine her being a flight attendant? That way, no tattoos, and she speaks English well, if ever. Could you yourself imagine a Namie Amuro like that?

6.) They’re not only good-looking, they’re also TALENTED!

Credits to jdramaconfessions (tumblr). Apparently, Gakky is said to be “just looks, but weak talent.”

Testimonials regarding Gakky: Apparenty, Yui Aragaki stays in the game despite being branded as a “weak actress,” and a “meh singer,” by most people (well, Sandara Park was once branded as “talentless,” and prudes will join the bandwagon by saying, “How did she even win Star Circle Quest at the first place?”), yet how come she remains in the industry? Simple: Her personality. Gakky is definitely you want to introduce to your parents, and of course, to your friends or relatives. That “something” in Gakky is something that NOT even AA Klenk (go search on my blog who she is, go!) will ever have! Glad thing, Gakky has improved her acting—and the audience will never question the fact that she does her part well, everyone’s convinced about her presence. The bad side is, Gakky is said to be overshadowed by her co-stars—don’t forget Legal High, when of course, Le Masato Sakai thru his role as Kensuke Komikado (hahaha, that’s yours truly but he’s a different person) is the STAR, rather than Gakky’s role as the naïve, and rather clueless Machiko Mayuzumi!

Credits to jdramaconfessions (Tumblr).

Yui Aragaki is also known for being effortlessly cute, without the effort. This is something that the Philippine Entertainment Industry should consider—a wholesome actress with this factor is the most child-friendly! When you say Yui Aragaki, what pops from your mind is WHOLESOMENESS! Kaya kahit pasuotin mo ng bikini si Gakky, hindi mukhang bastusin. That’s something that Ellen Adarna should get a thing or two.

Testimonials regarding Namie: Namie may have a robotic voice (well, Ayumi Hamasaki and Kumi Koda’s voices are much more commendable), yet she IS the hitmaker! If Ayu-chan (Hamasaki) is the fashion trendsetter, Amuro-sama is the BOMB when it comes to iconic costumes that are unforgettable.

Also, Namie dances, which is something I yet to expect to other popstars. Despite her tattoos (which are finally erased, at last!), she remains shy and reserved—even during her partying days, no one even knew those things! She only shows bad-assery when it comes to performing not only in her MVs, but also during concerts. According to a PhilStar article (btw the author went to Taiwan just to have a glimpse of her performance), Namie does not do spiels at all (well, she does have a free pass NOT to do spiels, since she’s NAMIE AMURO!!!).

Conclusion

Both are shy and reserved (ok never be fooled by their body mods), but still, they show a good impact in their native Japan! This is what most young and neophyte artists should take note: LIVE THE LIFE LIKE NAMIE-SAMA AND GAKKY-SAMA!!!

NOTE: This is a collab entry with mspanythinginrandom.

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Stealing beaus and/or spouses is not only immoral, it is also UNETHICAL!

To the apologists of women who steal boyfriends, and also to the apologists of men who steal girlfriends, seriously, get a life! We may despise Taylor Swift for her changing of boyfriends, but that does not mean, we hate her for stealing men. In fact, the good side of TSwift is that, she does not steal boyfriends!

Shame the West for being “liberated” and all that, but to cheat and to steal SOs is a crime against humanity to their culture. In fact, being a homewrecker in the West means that you’re a whore.

I do not know why a lot of Filipinos tolerate this kind of immorality and decadence. To quote Miriam Defensor-Santiago, “Kung mali, mali! Kung corrupt, corrupt!” Indeed, Miriam was a true warrior of social justice. Kaya pala, many of these simple-minded people cannot take her seriously at all.

Simple-minded people do not understand how it is to be compassionate for others. In short, they don’t have sense of humanity like Miriam do. In fact, a lot of people take Miriam for granted is because, they believe Miriam does not share her knowledge to the rest of the people. Malamang sa malamang, Miriam is also not received well by the high society, lalo na ang mga oligarchs tsaka ang mga political dynasties.

Remember, immorality and decadence is a normal game for the oligarchs and the political dynasties alike. In fact, political dynasties are the reasons why there are “EPALitikos.” Ilalagay ang buong mukha sa kahit anong materyales na gini-giveaway nila. Gaya na lang ng ID, certificate of recognition sa mga paaralan, sa mga bag, at kung anu-ano pa. Also, these EPALitikos keep on making their townships poor. However, these bobotantes will still vote for them, not because of lack of education, but that’s simply because they’re plain stupid. Alam niyo naman ang mga bobotante, nabubulag sa mga bribes tsaka sa mga fake promises ng mga swapang na mga epalitikong iyan!

Tolerating this kind of decadence is like, “Normal lang ang pangangabit,” and “Boys will be boys.” BULLSHIT, guys! Seriously, those things also insult men as well. Kumbaga, marami paring mga misogynist sa senado ay dahil sa kaTANGAhan din ng mga kababaihang maka-Diyos kuno, eh kung makapag-trato naman sa mga kapwa tao, salungat naman. Also, don’t get me started with that “pala-simba” thing—itanong niyo lang siguro si Marlene Aguilar tungkol diyan. Also, religious people who mention “God,” are the ones who are selfish and at the same time, greedy! Still don’t believe? Then why not read Nietzsche’s “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”? This may be a spoiler, but when Zarathustra met the “saint,” the latter said, “It is God that I love; men, I don’t love,” while writing and singing hymns for God. This made Zarathustra conclude that “GOD IS DEAD!”

Seriously, if you try to read parts of “Thus Spoke Zarathustra,” then you’ll understand the ills of religion. Remember, people who aren’t religious have more sense of humanity within them than their counterparts.

Same goes with people who are “pro-God,” but tolerate infidelity and homewrecking. Kung sa opisina nga, kapag dyowa mo nga ka-trabaho mo, malamang you’re fired kaagad (what’s more, baka kasuhan pa kayo!)! Same goes when you’re stealing spouses—kaya it’s no problem when one netizen is calling the attention of Philippine Airlines when a co-worker became a “kabit” of her spouse. That “kabit” didn’t only destroyed the marriage, she also gave a BAD IMAGE towards the flight attendants of PAL. 

And this shows, people are now condemning the acts of spouses who don’t stay loyal to a relationship. Kaya nga, dapat nga isulong ang divorce law na iyan, eh. However, it seems that the solons are not cooperating, because many of them pa naman are philanderers, or even hiring fubus to satisfy their insatiable sexual greed. Don’t get me wrong with that—some of them kiss the asses of the oligarchs to monopolize the process of annulment.

Kaya nga, eh—and don’t get me started with the judiciary: Wala akong masyadong tiwala diyan, just so you know. Many of the members of the judiciary pa naman are composed of prude conservatives, and remember, prude conservatives aren’t trustworthy when it comes to executing acts of humanity. Iyung mga iba pa nga diyan, eh parang tino-tolerate rin ang mga kabulastugan ng mga oligarchs tsaka mga political dynasties, eh. Hindi na siguro kataka-taka kung bakit aprubado ng SC ang Cybercrime Law: Many prude conservatives support it, in order to maintain their ego. No wonder, mas paniniwalaan ko pa nga ang mga katulad nila Marlene Aguilar tsaka si Carlos Celdran (to think he’s a closet Dilawan before supporting LP), is because they knew better. Iba siguro ang mga US-educated na nanatiling Filipino citizen, ano?

Also, remember that the prude conservatives na rin support Grace Poe, despite her citizenship issues. Kaya pala, I sided with Antonio Contreras. This makes me believe that I completely lost my trust towards the prude conservatives, regardless of their backgrounds.

In other words, wala rin palang sinabi ang mga government officials ng Pilipinas sa government officials sa Japan. If a Japanese person commits something immoral, then he or she will apologize. Walang ganyang klaseng delicadeza ang mga Pilipino. Have you ever heard of Cristine Reyes saying “sorry” to the madlang people for acting like a twat? No wonder, Dennis Trillo is vindicated. First of all, he is smart enough to deny that he and AA are “on.” Despite Dennis Trillo himself being dubious when it comes to relationships, he, like Charlize Theron, have a traditional view on marriage. 

Side Note: Truth hurts? Then screw yourself. Hanggang ngayon, Maja Salvador will remain a loser compared to Sandara Park. Sandara Park may not be known for having different relationships, but still she remained popular and well-loved, despite not being talented enough. Eh si Maja nga, kahit gaano siya ka-talentado, wala parin. Remember, Sandara Park surpassed Neri Naig when it comes to text votes. Sabihin ninyong may “colonial mentality” ang mga nanonood ng Star Circle Quest, but to be honest, Sandara proved that a not-so-talented foreigner could outsmart talented locals due to her charisma. In other words, CHARISMA is importanter!

This also applies to Risa Hontiveros versus ang “paborito” ng karamihan sa mga bobotante: Sina Manny Pacquiao tsaka Nancy Binay—but this time, we’re talking about face value.

Sayang si Risa. Maganda na nga siya, modelesque iyung physique niya, well-educated pa, yet she isn’t well-received by the masa. In other words, she is well-liked by the intellectual elite circle. Bueno, she is pro-divorce and pro-RH bill, and that makes her even smarter than Nancy Binay or Pacman. However, her political alliance is the problem—she’s like wanting to show to the world that she’s “CAPABLE” of balancing being a yellow and a leftist at the same time. No wonder, the prude conservatives HATE her, somehow. Parehas silang not-well liked, alongside Neri Colmenares, who is also well-liked by the intellectual elite.

In short, the prude conservatives proved that they won’t give in to the wishes of the intellectual elite—minsan pa nga, they call them “high-falutin hypocrites.”

Well, not all intellectual elite are “high-falutin hypocrites.” Iyung mga iba nga, gaya na lang nila Raffy Alunan, Lorna Kapunan, tsaka ni Dick Gordon—they are all principled. Dipende parin sa pag-e-execute ng intellec iyan, eh. Bueno, iba parin talaga kapag US-educated, ngunit ine-execute ang mga pinag-aralan. For example, Marlene Aguilar, Carlos Celdran, and Antonio Contreras. They may not be the quintessential intellectual elites, nevertheless they surpass these so-called “high-falutin hypocrites.”

In other words, the prude conservatives are equally stupid like the liberal elites. They struggle for power by mudslidging one another—it’s man vs. himself, in one picture.

Never forget that the prudes and the liberal elites are the ones who commit this “mortal sin” called, infidelity. Holy Mother of God, believe it or not, ipinagbabawal ng Sampung Utos ng Diyos ang pagnanakaw tsaka ang pang-aagaw ng asawa. However, these self-righteous HypoChristians take these for granted. And you know why? It’s because, another thing that might hit them: Eh sinaksak ba naman sa baga natin ang pananampalatayang Kristiyanismo ng mga Kastilang kunwaring mga prayle’t guardia civil, eh sa totoo lang naman, mga preso naman sila galing maximum detention galing Espanya, na dinala lang sa mga sinakop nilang mga bansa, dahil sa kinikilalang katamaran ng mga Kastila nung kapanahunang iyun. Kaya kwento kay MSP, mas tapat pa nga ang mga Pilipino kesa sa mga Espanyol, kahit hanggang ngayon. Bale, partida lubog sa utang ang Espanya, eh marami din palang magnanakaw dun, kahit pa nga ang mga customs officials nila! Bale, kwento pa: Nangyari iyun sa maritime cruise regarding luggages. Also, maraming mga magnanakaw sa mga colony nila sa South America na magaganda na nga, ta’s lolokohin ka pa! OH MY! Shows that the Spaniards left a grim legacy towards their colonies. Bueno, kung sino pa ang mga Latino countries, sila pa ang medyo hypocritical—Catholic countries na nga, ta’s maraming magnanakaw tsaka drug lord! Imagine that!? Also, ang mas nakakaloka, is when there’s this movie called, “The Crime of Father Amaro,” which is a Mexican film, starring Gael Garcia Bernal—it talks about a priest having sex with his girlfriend, but ends up having their baby aborted, which resulted into the girlfriend’s death. In addition, kwento ni MSP na sa Quiapo Church, may isang babaeng nagtitinda ng mga Nazareno, na like wala pa ngang diese-otso (nung nakaraang taon) o di kaya sa bente anyos, buntis na. It means, the Catholic Church is completely hypocritical when it comes to safe methods when it comes to reproduction. BUENO, hindi pa nakakaranas ng sex ang mga iyan, kaya talagang karamihan sa kanila, mga rapist. Also, they resort to such decadence like pedophilia.

Conservative pa ba sila sa lagay na iyan!?

It only shows that many Filipinos still cannot speak out about divorce, not simply because they don’t fully understand its mandate. In fact, many Filipinos never realized that the Philippines used to have a divorce law, but the church lobbying abolished it in 1950. And guess who supported that church lobbying?

Believe it or not, sa amin niyo lang ito maririnig: The political dynasties, if not the oligarchs.

The political dynasties completely backed the church lobbying, because many of them are AFRAID to lose their conjugal power (plus influence). Also, remember that BongBong Marcos, even though we support him, is still a scion of a political dynasty, and he’s married to someone who is a member of an oligarch family, kaya expect mo na anti-divorce si BBM because of his you know, background. Partida, BBM is a loyal and faithful husband sa lagay na iyan, and to add, UK-educated pa siya.

Heto ang logic doon: Many Filipinos are passive, and if they speak up against the status quo, or worse, the system, they might be called names, such as “BALIW,” or even someone who is “immoral.” Kaya pala, si Carlos Celdran lang ang sine-seryoso ng mga liberal elites, but when it comes to Antonio Contreras tsaka Marlene Aguilar, there are mixed reactions: Antonio Contreras is branded as “ngapa sa logic kahit dalubguro,” and Marlene Aguilar as “baliw” tsaka “walang respeto sa relihiyon.” However, Caloy is also branded as “elitista,” though he’s actually one, and he was also lambasted because of his “hypocrisy.” Remember, Caloy protested while a mass is on-going, raising the placard of Damaso. He may have a point in doing so, but he should be considerate to the church-goers who are healing their inner crisis issues inside. Not all church-goers are hypocrites, trust me! It so happens that a lot of these priests are giving the church a bad name, and remember: Mother Teresa was accused of hypocrisy and patronizing dictators, so it gives you an idea that even influential people have their own sins.

Also, it shows that the Catholic Church is only become wealthier because of donations. Therefore, the Catholic Church has a strong influence on why there’s no divorce law in the Philippines, but also, the decadence behind-the-scenes—and when we say decadence, we mean, infidelity is tolerated. Baka nung bago pa dumating ang mga Espanyol, polygamous pa ang pre-colonial Philippines, and that is because of Islam. Unlike Catholicism, or Christianity in general, Islam only allows men to marry more than one spouse.

How unethical is stealing beau’s, or even spouses?

Simple: No one cares if you have more than one boyfriend, or changing spouses became your thing. In fact, people will only give a damn if you’re attempting to steal someone who is committed.

“Kung sino pa ang mang-aagaw, sila pa ang mas matapang!”

Exactly my point, but to be honest, there are reasons why Philippine society condones infidelity, but only to men: “Boys will be boys, and men are superior to women.” Ibig sabihin lang nun, dapat nating hindi husgahan tsaka igalang na rin natin ang mga katulad ni KubetAA! Well, no thank you! Given, AA is married and is already a mother, but she is a has-been, anyway! 

Side Note: Siya na nga ang mang-aagaw ng diyowa, siya pa ang magagalit kapag may bagong babae si lalakwe. Also, muntik na siyang mang-agaw ng asawa, which is completely unethical!

Also, sexual objectifications are not worthy of respect at all. Mas gagalangin ko ang mga kagaya nila Mocha Uson tsaka Maria Ozawa—they do not only give a good name to sexy stars, but they also walk their talk. While Mocha Uson completely walked her talk by practicing safe sex methods (well, she has to apply what she learned in med school for sure), Maria Ozawa values the importance of being in a good relationship. Iyung mga manyakis diyan na panay lait-ta’s-puri kay Maria Ozawa na “Kahit tumaba siya’t pumangit ang kutis, kakantutin ko parin siya,” eh syatap na lang kayo! Remember, Mocha and Ma-chan did not objectify themselves as sexy stars, and they are principled as well.

Stealing boyfriends and stealing husbands aren’t in Mocha Uson and Maria Ozawa’s vocabulary. Partida, sexy stars ang mga iyan! Mocha Uson and Maria Ozawa showed that just because a woman is a sexy star, doesn’t mean they resort to decadence. It’s so unfortunate that self-righteous prude Filipinos from the provinces calls Pamela Anderson a “bitch” for having too many men in her life, but they admire Kris Aquino, to think she steals husbands. Sabihin nating malanding retokada si Pamelita, but I tell you this: Pamela Anderson never stole boyfriends or husbands, and she still remains friends with the father of her kids. That means, she is someone to look up to, despite her lovelife history.

Also, if you hate Taylor Swift, that would be understandable. She resorted to cheapening herself, to the point of bullying and ganging up Katy Petty with the rest of the mean girls, but she’s nothing compared to Angel Locsin. Why?

To the guys out there, basahin niyo na lang ang saloobin tungkol kay Angel Locsin vs. Marian Rivera.

To add, there are still many prude conservatives who will choose Angel Locsin over Marian Rivera dahil palengkera daw tsaka mataray si Marian Rivera. Kung mataray si Marian Rivera, eh tingnan niyo na lang ang IG account niya. Hindi siya mataray sumagot sa mga basher, and seriously, she’s a good soul. Eh, si Angel? Granted, she is charitable and has been a long-time philanthropist, but speaking of her relationships, and the way she interacted with her co-workers on GMA, she has been losing her credibility. It shows that the prudes will choose someone who is “friendlier” than the other, but has a dubious record when it comes to handling their personal life. Eh si Manny Pacquiao nga, nagka-issue nga sa BIR, pangit pa ang attendance niya sa kongreso, ta’s nag-trashtalk pa sa mga LGBT only to justify his point, ginawa pang senador ng mga bobotante!  Also, many people would choose Pacquiao because “mabait,” “hindi corrupt,” tsaka “charitable,” it shows how irrational the prudes are.

Kung charitable nga sina Angel tsaka Pacman, eh kayang-kaya din iyan ni Marian Rivera, anoh! In fact, Marian Rivera has been chosen to be an ambassador for disabled women and children, and at the same time, be a spokesperson for the LGBT community. At isa pa, Marian Rivera is a loyal and faithful wife, and an excellent matriarch, based on her IG posts. In fact, mas conservative pa nga si Marian kesa kay Anghet, eh!

Well, Angel Locsin may not be notorious for stealing boyfriends or even husbands, but to be honest, she is even worse than Taylor Swift. Kung one-at-a-time si TSwift, nag-two-timer pa si Anghet. It shows, she’s actually engaging into cheap proposals. Sa mga lalakweng mas pipiliin pa si Angel Locsin tsaka Marian Rivera, parang hindi nga kayo mga lalakwe, eh! Bale, mauuwi lang kayo gaya nila Jason Abalos tsaka kay Daniel Matsunaga, na despalinghado ang panlasa pagdating sa lovelife.

Roxy on a Beast Mode said,

Some girls out here can call me out for double-standards, pero kung ang lalaki na-o-okray kung marami nang naging karelasyon at na-link, ano pa kaya ang isang tulad ni Angel na kababaeng tao, tapos publicized pa ang relationship history niya. Kaya sa mga lalaking Kapamilya-tards dito na tanggol ng tanggol kay Angel, pwes, para kayong hindi lalaki, at para kayong hindi nagka-jowa. Hindi uubra sa akin ang mga up-and-coming pro-Women statements ninyo kasi alam na alam ko na iyan, and hindi nakaka-empower ‘yung feeling ng marami nang naikama — mapababae man o mapalalaki.

Tapos, what if jowa mo si Angel, hindi nag-work ang relationship niyo and bigla kang palabasin na ikaw pa ang masama? Hindi kaya napaka-manipulative niyan, kung hindi self-entitled?

Many guys will make “Westernized mindset” as an excuse, but seriously!? Why not ask David Beckham about marriage? Also, the British pa naman are conservative when it comes to marriage. Kaya, iyung Brangelina, they’re a joke. Mas matinag parin tsaka old-time couple ang #TeamBeckham is because they worked all the way to the top. Also, remember they weren’t THAT wealthy when they just got married. Yumaman lang sila dahil busy sa mga career, and also, maraming offers na binigay kay Beckham. At the same time, Victoria Beckham made a name for herself, and that is being a fashion mogul.

You may hate the #TeamBeckham all you want, but to be honest, we’re not even fans of them as individuals, but as a couple, they’re someone to look up to. Eh, iyung Brangelina? Huwag kami! Remember, they’re better off not being married by paper!

Usually, ang mga prudistang anti-divorce law, sila pa ang mga fans ng Brangelina, tsaka kay Kris Aquino, tsaka kay Angel Locsin, but they’re haters of Pamela Anderson or any random boldstar, Marian Rivera, and #TeamBeckham at the same time.

It shows that Western standards view infidelity and homewrecking as a MORTAL SIN. Mukhang mas knowledgeable pa nga ‘ata sila pagdating sa 10 Commandments, eh. Also, Westerners know what they’re doing, though not all the time. Kung si Angelina Jolie nga ay tinawag na “homewrecker,” she only dated Brad Pitt when he was already separated with Jennifer Aniston before the divorce, but when Angelina Jolie filed for divorce, then everyone rejoiced.

Leave Jennifer Aniston alone! She never said anything bad against Angelina Jolie, and her separation with Brad Pitt was her decision. Remember, Brad Pitt is also ma-pride, and has insatiable taste in women.

However, kaya lang nasisira si JA is because of her fans, who still cannot MOVE ON from her divorce with Brad. Peeps, JA does not want to be compared to any other star, and remember, again, she did not trashtalk on Jolie.

Kaya nung kasagsagan ng Brangelina, maraming sumuporta sa kanila, since they’re viewed as a “perfect couple.” However, that “perfect couple” is only an all-show. Mas perfect couple pa nga sila #TeamBeckham, eh!

Now, we gave you an example of how marriages and relationships should be. Bale, ang mga mang-aagaw ay dapat talagang ipa-tumba! That “normalization” of infidelity and “immoralizing” divorce is a legacy left to us by the high society, especially the oligarchs and political dynasties alike.

At ngayon, Western standards pa ang idadahilan niyo pa more!?

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