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SIBAKIN SI MOCHA USON

Apology accepted, but dear Asec. Mocha Uson: It’s about time. Better leave the government and return to showbiz.

Suportado namin si Digong ngunit from day one pa lang, your appointment as Asst. Sec. of the Presidential Commumications Operations Office (PCOO) is excess baggage. May karapatang magreklamo ang mga taxpayer sa asal mong iyan.

Now that your fame (or notoriety) has gone into your head, we’re begging ya: LEAVE THE PCOO and the rest of Duterte’s administration before it’s too late. We would want to have Ethel Booba instead or Melanie Marquez in your place. It’s like ERAP is being more superior over Tito Sotto.

GO FAYT ME!!!

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Is GetRealPhilippines blog becoming a CESSPOOL!?

This is where I feel deeply offended when they said:

Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao are democratically elected by the Filipino people.

This is where some prominent GRP writers are becoming apologists of BOBOtante people, demoCRAZY, and last but the least, MEDIOCRITY!

They assume you’re a YELLOW (automatically) if you hate both of these clown senators who won, simply because of demoCRAZY!

No thanks to a presidential system, or lest we say, PwetShitDemential. The PwetShitDemential form of government is where MEDIOCRITY IS KING: Celebrity politicians, political dynasties, and the oligarchy are the ones who rule the country like a… MOB. Or let’s say, WARLORDS.

Or worst: MOBLORDS.

Bobotante people contribute to demoCRAZY, which is why don’t give me that garbage logic that Sotto and Pacquiao are “democratically elected” by the Filipino people because you’re telling us that LAHAT ng mga Pilipino, mga bobotante. Eh, papano naman ang mga matatalinong botante?

And the bad news is, BOBOTANTE does not discriminate: Hindi iyan limited sa Class D atsaka E—pati mga middle-class, pwedeng may posibilidad na maging bobotante rin sila. Kaya huwag ako!!!

Finally… someone has the GUTZ to say it!

desolate_cat of GirlTalk said:

Regarding Donita sorry to say but she is one of the stupidest people I have ever known. Nandiyan na tayo na mabait siya etc. Sabi nga ni Mo Twister ang dami niyang manliligaw noon na mayayaman pa, tapos pipili lang siya yung panget na, walang pera at manloloko pa. Pakialamera din kasi yung nanay niya pilit silang pinaghiwalay noon ni Gary Estrada, sayang talaga kung si Gary na lang nakatuluyan niya mas maayos pa ang buhay niya sana.

I will agree. Hindi lang obobs si Donita, DUWAG din siya. Sorry, but that’s when you ALLOW your religion to dumb you down.

No wonder, I do not have sympathy to Donita Rose. I mean, come on—there are a lot of RELIGIOUS PEOPLE like Annabelle Rama who chose to set her bar high when it comes to choosing a lifetime partner. During this It Takes Gutz segment, Ruffa Gutierrez asked Tita Bisaya when the latter told her, “You like dating handsome men.”

Ruffa asked, “Why you marry dad?”

“Because he’s hardworking,” Tita Bisaya responded.

You know, even though Tita Bisaya is palengkera, you can see that she’s a true-blooded Cebuana: Bawal ang “pwede na iyan,” kailangan, “kung pwede na iyan, dapat sapat na.”

tapos pipili lang siya yung panget na, walang pera at manloloko pa.

That is when you allow religion to DUMB YOU DOWN.

Kung pakialamera si Annabelle Rama, it only means that she wants Ruffa to set the bar high. I mean, I don’t even condone Tita Bisaya’s stage mom tactics yet, swerte na lang siguro si Donita kung si Tita Bisaya pa nanay niya: Eric Villarama will NEVER be approved by Tita Bisaya. Besides, kung si Robin Padilla pa siguro ang ama, wala na! As a matter of fact, people with strong personality usually GET ALL THE NICE THINGS. No wonder, iyung mga bumoto kay Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao noong eleksyon, they will NEVER GET THE NICE THINGS, contrary those who support Geraldine Roman or Marlene Aguilar.

That’s why, being too nice isn’t always good. You have to be sometimes a MEANIE, so that poor-quality people won’t take advantage of you.

What I think about Kris Aquino vs. Mocha Uson drama…

TBH, WAKOMPAKE!

Hindi ako kakampi kay Mocha tsaka Kristulo. Dahil una sa lahat, sawang-sawa na ang mga taong intelektwal na hindi bobotante.

Kadalasan sa mga supporter ni Mocha, mga boboto kay Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao, samantalang mga fans ni KrisTULO, mga boboto iyan kay Noynoy, Drilon, o Trillanes.

Bale, mga BOBOtante lang din naman ang kakampi ng isa sa kanila.

AYUN!

Contring mentality is better than PWEDE NA ‘YAN mentality!

I have to POINT THIS OUT:

Tonton Contreras’s mentality is always better than those admins of Kapuso Warriors, and of course, the diehard Marcos supporters/loyalists. Here’s one thing: Contring (Tonton-sensei) has a much more self-actualized, pragmatic, and authentic form of liberalism than you could ever imagine. He is a DDS and pro-BBM supporter, yet he does not give in to the nonsensical hype called, “Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao deserve to become senators because they’re not Yellow!”

This is the worst insult to all thinking and intellectual humankind.

GRANTED, Sotto and Pacquiao are not yellow, still they’re fully qualified to be categorized in the “trapo’t balimbing” category. No wonder, the thinking Yellows and leftists KNOW BETTER than the pro-Marcos DDS who are mostly prude conservatives. Also, they should be careful what they wish for: Both Sotto and Pacquiao voted for Gina Lopez, who is obviously coming from an OLIGARCH family. Hate to break it to you, but she’s the FACE of regression due to the following reasons: 1.) She doesn’t realize that her enemies should be the mining oligarchy; 2.) yet she plays favoritism due to “utang na loob” syndrome.

DON’T ME!

She’s well-liked by the prude conservatives (of course, represented by Sotto and Pacman), and of course, the liberal elitists (of course, represented by the Yellows). So, if you’re pro-Marcos and a Kapuso Warriors admin, be careful what you wish for! The people you’re defending might qualify to be a “Trojan horse,” so to speak.

Contring is the true Thinking Pinoy, not TP

It is disgusting when RJ Nieto/ThinkingPinoy is pro-Sotto, while Raffy Gutierrez and Bb. Maharlika is pro-Pacquiao.

I do not know why, but I have my utmost respect to Contring-sensei when it comes to his logical skills. Why can’t he teach CRITICAL THINKING instead? After all, he makes people overthink (well, sometimes lol), and he challenges people to think OUTSIDE politics.

Why can’t we think critically like Tonton-sensei? Are we afraid to be called, “ANG GULO MO!”, or rather, “ANO BA TALAGA ATENG!? ANO BA TALAGA KUYANG!?”

It’s hard to be an iconoclast, yet his way of thinking is really damn good—self-actualized. ICONOCLAST, like how he proudly and fearlessly describes himself. STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART. NO-NONSENSE.

Thinking like him is more than something—that’s why he’s my fave DDS online personality, so to speak. Here are some reasons:

1.) He reconciles (though informally) Asian values with Western values – That’s why, he is lecturing Sass Rogando Sasot, regarding culture. While Sass preaches Western culture, sometimes it goes out-of-control because if you use titles, she thinks it’s already considered “SLAVE MENTALITY,” when insisting on Asian values doesn’t always mean, “Using titles means slave mentality.” It does not always work that way—honorifics are also important; but in the West, they find it useless, since it’s IN THEIR CULTURE to have an egalitarian society. Also, European languages aren’t really too keen on having Asian honorifics such as “-ssi/-san,” or even “Lao (insert name).” If you think it’s “useless” to have honorifics, THINK AGAIN.

Look at Japan—even though titles and honorifics are VERY IMPORTANT to them, at the end of the day, regardless of what social status you belong to, you basically eat the same food, and vice versa. Same with Korean culture.

In fact, East Asians are one of the most straightforward ethnicities you will ever encounter—they may not be “straightforward” by Western standards, but they DO speak their mind. Only that, they do it politely.

2.) He always tells us, like Nuseir Yassin of Nas Daily, “Never let politics get into your way of your friendship” – That is true. I may not agree with some people’s politics, but it’s okay, since we should basically NEVER talk about politics. However, there’s a need to talk about politics is for the country—can’t we simply fight back against the sh*t system that took away the dignity of Filipinos who had no choice but to become OFWs?

Call Contring-sensei “stupid” for going back to the Philippines after he finished his graduate studies in Hawaii, yet in my book, it was NEVER a stupid move. People like him are BADLY needed in a world of simple-minded/small-minded people who think like bobotantes—you know the halupagung jejolmang who watches teleseryes and eats pagpag for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; and cannot even hold a decent conversation, whether in English or in Tagalog—and yet, have the fucking nerve to complain about heavy traffic, when in fact they might be the same people buying and buying vehicles non-stop yet do not follow simple traffic rules.

No wonder, be an Antonio Contreras in world of simple-minded people.

3.) His liberalism is Eastern – Western-style liberalism tends to be ideal and quite elitist-ic, whereas Eastern-style liberalism is more authentic and pragmatic, making it more in-line with realism. Here, you don’t stick to what is ideal—but rather, balancing ideal and realist principles.

So here’s the thing:

  • Authenticity + Pragmatism = progression
  • Absence of these 2 = regression

Despite the fact that he has studied in Hawaii for his graduate education, he will always make sure, Eastern values should be in harmony with Western values. Insisting on just one doesn’t even make sense.

To understand Asian culture (Eastern Asian, to be exact), you need to have a holistic way of thinking—somehow, this explains why Asian languages have no concrete rules.

4.) To sum it up: It’s more fun to be complex than to be simplistic – Contring-sensei is pretty much hard to understand, unless you really do have a COMMON GROUND.

Also, he’s the one who has a good style of teaching—he does not limit himself to the classroom. He also teaches OUTSIDE the classroom, which is why you get to learn critical thinking in an unorthodox manner, FOR FREE. So, love him or hate him, he’s the only one who thinks like a true intellectual and a true supporter of the president. If you tend to be anti-Sotto and Pacquiao at the same time, chances are you won’t be a fan of US President Donald Trump and Russian leader Vladimir Putin—this holds true for many reasons: Conservatives tend to resist change; while liberals tend to embrace change slowly, and surely.

5.) If you want a rebuttal of Paul Joseph Watson’s tirades—better go for Contring-sensei – In fact, PJW’s logic is more on the prude-ish side, so people would rather call him a scumbag.

Conservatives tend to be more honest and stick to higher beauty standards, while liberals tend to have the “pwede na ‘yan” mentality when it comes to beauty standards. Here, I can say, the liberals tend to be pretentious sometimes, but in Contring’s case, he’s far from being that notion—he is fearlessly honest with his sentiments, and would tell us, even though Jover Laurio is obviously unattractive, we should never attack her for her looks.

He’s right. Only a liberal like him has the guys to say that making fun of your enemy’s appearance, even though it is not a necessity, isn’t something desirable. He would tell us, make a rebuttal but making fun of someone’s looks is ad hominem.

Also, liberals tend to return the favor when someone is spewing signs of intolerance—which the conservatives would tolerate, if the statement is agreeable with them. That’s why, speaking of homophobic taunts, Contring has the Filthy Frank mindset of saying, “JUST STOP! STOP IT, STOP, NO!”

Overall thoughts

I have a lot more to say, but that would be all for now. If you think, Contring has a vague mindset—think again.

Dear regressive right and left: You DO owe your successes to a corrupted system

In a system so corrupt, you didn’t even question the way it was managed by the oligarchy, and of course, the crocopigs feeding their ego.

You owe your successes to the corrupt system that nourished your careers so much, you even thought that corruption is a “way of life,” rather than an anomaly.

No wonder, you prude conservatives and liberal elitists are BOTH regressive.

PRUDES: You approved of cyberlibel no thanks to Tito Sotto’s thin-skinned behavior. You are anti-divorce, anti-FDI, and lastly, you won’t mind Manny Pacquiao to be the “first Christian president” of the Philippines.

LIBERAL ELITISTS: You believe, democracy is dead. De Lima getting jailed. Strongman Marcos buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. Lastly, CJ Meilou Sereno being ousted by her own colleagues.

Guess what?

You are fucking disgusting to the core.

You really do OWE your current successful achievements in your own entire careers to the corrupt system that nourished you. That’s why, even your minds, hearts, and souls have accepted corruption towards your system, making you one of the contributors of “Kaya Di Umuunlad Pilipinas” syndrome.

Wait until you experienced the plight of the Jews and Armenians in world history. Having a sense of entitlement, being inconsiderate, and thinking you own democracy like your personal property should be grounds for you to deserve being a true victim of genocide.

No one needs your fucking rotten mindset, anyway.

Dear Philippine Regressive Left: You can cry all you want

PHOTO CREDITS TO makingitfuninthephilippines.

However, let me make this clear: The Meilou Sereno ouster has to be done.

No amount of words can explain the fact that, disgraced Chief Justice Ma. Lourdes “Meilou” Sereno clearly VIOLATED THE LAW. Also, enough of this “death of democracy” bullcrap. The Rule of Law has been upheld.

DEAL WITH IT!!!