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Buking ni Komi: Lugaw FRAUDredo being her fraudulent self again!

I normally do not bash Leni Robredo in my blog, but this time, she has GONE. TOO. FAR!!!

In fact, will she be the next Mar Roxas? With her desperate attempts to capture the hearts of the Filipino people, she has failed miserably. Even her radio show, “BISErbisyong Leni” is proved to be shit. DWIZ Karambola with Dr. Antonio Contreras is a sure ROCKSTAR, over that shitty Leni radio show.

So, what’s in our MENYOO (menu) today?

1.) “Basurera mode” in Boston

Respect the legit garbage collectors! Look, being a garbage collector is the most earnest job in the entire world! And yet, this fake vice-president is pretending to be like ’em, when in fact, she ends up being a “POSER!”

Leni herself is literal G-A-R-B-A-G-E. If you’re going to subscribe to TFC (if you’re working abroad), then you’re simply insulting yourself. You’re like feeding yourself, a piece of Leni Robredo. In other words, your feeding your mind with TRASH!!!

2.) Photo-op with a baby

Photo courtesy of News5 via Paula Defensor Knack.

Angelina Jolie will sure be ashamed!!!

In fact, Angelina Jolie does not accept offers to hold babies of refugees. Sabihin na nating naka-tatlong adopted children na si Angelina Jolie, but that doesn’t mean she will fawn over someone else’s offspring. Also, despite her failed marriages (well, in the divorce process pa lang ang Brangelina), she proved that doing photo-ops by holding babies isn’t a necessity to prove that she’s a humanitarian.

Eh, etong si Lugaw naman, akala naman niya, magiging Angelina Jolie na rin siya. Hell, no! She doesn’t have the same sincerity as Angel Locsin when it comes to charity work. Bago pa nga sumikat si Neri Colmenares, kilala na si Anghet sa pagiging philanthropist niya.

Good thing, the Yellows have FAILED in propagating fake crap!

Thank god, the internet is becoming a better place. Clearly put, it’s because we have overseas Filipino vloggers such as Miss Maharlika, who lives in the United States, while Mr. Riyoh is an OFW based in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (KSA).

It shows that there are still many people who are willing to support President Rodrigo Duterte at ALL COSTS, whilst BASHING the Yellow cult. It means, no one believes in the “lies” of the Yellows anymore.

And before you call “Yellow bashing” alarming, please take note that we owe those scums, NOTHING. Seriously, Duterte-Marcos will always be a good tandem.

Proof that the ELITISTAS in GirlTalk are (still) narrow-minded, bigoted hypocrites!

First, the elitist cunts of GirlTalk have ganged-up on the following people:

1.) Ricky Lo
2.) Marlene and Maegan Aguilar
3.) Maine Mendoza
4.) Marian Rivera
5.) Enrique Gil (because of what he apparently did to Messy MenJOKELuh)

Side Note: Akala niyo, hindi ko alam, ha? Well, one of my team is a frequent lurker of GirlTalk, at lagot pala kayo kay Luis Manzano, ah! Kaya pala naka-takam na kayo ng Cyber-MARTIAL LAW sa GirlTalk dahil sa pag-ga-gangup ninyo kay Chuvaness blog!

…and their latest prey:

JAKE ZYRUS (formerly known as Charice Pempengco).

Still not a fan of… Charice, or Jake Z

Congratulations to Jake Zyrus, for realizing that Charice Pempengco will always remain the WOMAN, while you are the lesbian-who-recently-transitioned-into-a-TRANSMAN.

At sa lola ni Jake Zyrus, move on na lang ho kayo! To quote our teammate Boycott Fuqman, here’s what he said:

Hindi ko masi-sisi ang lola dahil malamang sa malamang, lumang tao iyan, eh. Hindi sa pagde-denounce ng mga paniniwala nila, eh hindi rin natin sila masisisi kung sa nakaraan pa sila nakatira (English: living in the past).

Lolang, tinatanggap na namin si Charice bilang si Jake Zyrus, dahil ang Charice na kilala ng mga madla’y mananatiling babae, at hindi na iyun ang apo na kilala ninyo ngayon. Intiendes? Si Charice na tibo ay hindi na si Charice iyun, kaya move on na lang ‘pag may time. Ang gawin niyo na lang eh, DISOWN niyo na lang siya for the better.

As a matter of fact, mahirap tanggapin ang isang anak, o ‘di kaya apo na naging LGBT ang identidad, lalo na kapag isa kang KONSERPRUDISTA (prude conservative), lalo na sa mga umi-idolo kay Manny Pacquiao!

Yeah! Disown your grandchild instead, since wala naman talagang mawawala kay Jake Z! Remember, may fallback naman siya kahit papano, eh… and that is, kung aayusin niya ang sarili niya’t maganda ang reinvention niya.

GirlTalkers’s reaction towards Charice being JAKE ZYRUS

Nagpalit na ng name si Charice to Jake Zyrus… nakakaloka.

I dont think yung pagiging tomboy niya ang problema but her nega attitude.

Heto na naman tayo, eh. Sabi ni Mocha Uson, ang tao, pwedeng magbago iyan. Also, we even supported Mocha’s change of heart, from an entertainer and sex educator, to a certified Diehard Duterte Supporter (DDS). Kung binatikos ni Mocha Uson ang simbahang Katoliko dahil sa kontrobersyal na RH Bill na iyan, may punto siya. It means, she is pro-secularism.

^si charice tapos na sa identity crisis, pero mukang may personality crisis. Etong bata na’to hindi alam ang gagawin sa sarili nya.

Whoa! How bigoted and ignorant of you! Eh, papano naman iyung mga panay mention kay “GOD,” tsaka they make GOD as an excuse to do their shit!? LOL to all of you, LOL to your idol FUCKMAN, and most of all, LOL to the people who denounced Jake Zyrus as “kampon ng kadiliman.”

More and more LGBT people are going to church, you fuckwits! At hindi lang kayo iyun, pati ang mga jejemon sa FB na nagkakalat ng mga mikrobyo nila!

OMG Charice ano ba ginagawa mo sa sarili mo? NKKLK

They keep on addressing Jake Zyrus as “CHARICE.” OK we all know he’s still Charice, but to be honest, fellow transman Aiza Seguerra respected and supported his fella transman’s decision. Aiza did have gender identity issues on himself, but he surpassed it. He just let people know that “I’m not going to impose my identity to you, but this is me.”

Buti na lang, ang trans ay supporter ng kapwa niyang trans. LOOK AT Sass Rogando Sasot: She defended Ka Geraldine Roman, esp. when the latter agreed with the death penalty, despite being personally against it, only to serve the interests of her constituents. Oh diba, tingnan niyo, kung sino pa ang LGBT, sila pa ang ma-trabaho’t tapat sa tungkulin niya, which I never saw in our straight solons who claim to be “maka-Diyos.”

Side Note: Pag-uusapan natin mamaya ang paglisan ni Kap Ge sa LP, at malalaman niyo kung bakit.

Ganun din si Kuyang Aiza kay Jake Zyrus.

Hindi naman lahat ng tibo ay ganyan, Charice. Jake Zyrus-Jake Zyruz ka dyan! Kaloka!

I cannot believe that there are soooooo many GirlTalkers who remained ignorant elitists who only accept Aiza Seguerra and Ellen Degeneres as their LGBT spirit animals. Wow, ang choosy pa, ah! Kung ganon, eh I’d rather have Jake Zyrus over Vice Ganda!

Re Charice gumagawa na lang siguro ng issue yan para mapansin

LOL, dahil pinatulan niyo ang issue, eh! Ugh! I cannot understand that these twats are still in-denial of Charice/Jake Z as a transman. Promise guys, baka hindi niyo pa tanggap ang bagong AMALAYER, ah!

sabi ni Aiza, transman din daw siya at di lesbian… ano bang difference nun? Does it mean pag transman nagpas*x change?

Aiza had inner crisis issues while she was still a lesbian. Remember, si Ruby Rose, ganun din ang pinag-daanan, and Ruby Rose even revealed that she was even saving money as a kid, only to undergo sex change, ta’s na-realize lang din niya pala na “Ah, pwede naman akong maging lesbian na hindi magpa-sex change, eh.” So yeah, and turns out, not even a decent straight man would even be attracted to someone like Ruby Rose (trust me, only girls would go ga-ga over Ruby Rose).

Ako rin nalilito sa tansman/woman, gay or lesbian.

WOW, and seriously? Si Ruby Rose lang ang tatanggapin ninyong LGBT, bukod pa kay Aiza tsaka Ellen DG?

As much as I hate promoting double standards, but only their kapwa LGBT has the right to be a hater of Jake Zyrus (not because of their gender identity). Remember, if you want to know more about the LGBT, ask their own kind. Straight people don’t even understand their situation, unless they themselves have relatives who are LGBT.

Eh, kahit mga bading nga, sasabihin talaga nilang “CHAKA” si BB Gandanghari for a transwoman, eh! Infairness, mas maganda parin si Caitlyn Jenner.

GirlTalk has been a bastion of hypocrisy lately

Ayaw na ayaw niyo talaga kay CHARICE, simply because she chose to be a HE, for good. Wow, talk about siding with his lola, who said, “I’m not going to accept you as Jake Zyrus. You are still Charice Pempengco, and in your grave, it will be Charice Pempengco!”

It’s disgusting that there are many members of the social elite (hindi lang GirlTalk, ah) will only accept transpeople like Angelina King (formerly known as Ian King), because siyempre, ka-sosyo nila iyan, eh! Also, kapag the likes of Jake Zyrus pa naman, they frown down.

Talk about double standards.

We have accepted Ian King as Angelina King, because Angie does not even act like a straight man. Sa galaw pa lang niya, masasabi mo talaga na lesbian siya gumalaw. And I’m not even kiddiing at all, medyo effeminate pa nga ang tinig niya, eh.

Also, if the Philippines lose Enzo Pastor, there’s always Angelina King.

If the GirlTalkers want to prove something, they shall stay away from the decadence of the high society.

But honestly, I am not sure if their marraige will last. Sadly I think it will mess with Joey’s head at some point in the future. The fact that she has to see a counsellor to accept this means it’s been so painful for her. But I hope Joey finds peace and happiness because she deserves it.

Well, I bet Angelina King and Joey Mead’s marriage will really last. LOOK, Joey Mead is third-cultured. Also, growing up in Australia, Joey Mead is obviously open-minded on being in a relationship with people with gender issues, kaya expect niyo na hindi sila maghihiwalay. Also, Angelina King even shared that Joey already knew her “other” side before they got married.

Sus! Marami ngang mga bading na nagpapakasal sa mga babae (straight), eh! At kahit anong away nilang mag-asawa, they tend to stay with each other. Kaya sa mga taong tino-tolerate ang mga taong ini-iwan ang mga asawa dahil sa gender issues na iyan, huwag kami! Malamang, mahirap tanggapin sa una iyun, but as time will pass by, acceptance is the only way to keep the relationship.

The thing with GirlTalk: They are after exclusivity

Many GirlTalkers are elitist women, and they’re the female versions of the posers in Filipino Freethinkers. No wonder, one of my allies left GirlTalk for good, due to their hypocrisies, and their silent intolerance, if you have an unpopular opinion. Spark a fight in GirlTalk, and they’ll gang you up.

At LAGOT sila kay Luis Manzano, ah! That person who left GirlTalk even revealed that Lucky is being the “flavor of the month” when it comes to being the person whom GirlTalkers often bash.

And also, it is disgusting when they call Cory Aquino’s dark side as “blasphemous.” Cory may have been a horrible president (well, a dictator, actually), but to be honest, will you ever call someone “God-fearing,” if their own offspring performs all sorts of decadence!?

It is sad, that there are still many hypocrites on GirlTalk. Well, you’re no different from the celebrities and politicians you’re bashing.

Also, they have the tendency to not respect your opinion, ta’s sasabihin nilang they’re entitled to their own opinion, kapag mas mukhang kabastos-bastos na ang mga nilalahad nila. Tae, right!?

Lastly, those kinds of people are muted on GirlTalk due to their hypocrisies.

GirlTalk has been lately a bastion of HYPOCRISY, for fuck’s sake! Kaya pala tama si MSP: “Sa elitista mo parin makikita ang tunay na BOBOTANTE.” First of all, voting for Noynoy “AbNoy” Aquino is like voting for Tito CopySotto, Franklin “Porkchop” Drilon, and the latest? Manny “Fuckman” Pacquiao. In fact, kung mga telebasura fans lang din naman ang bumoto sa mga katulad nila CopySotto na masarap lamunan ng PEPSI tsaka ni hypocrite fake pastor na si FUCKMAN FUCKQUIAO, well, the elitistas would still have the NERVE to vote for a YELLOW scum. Well, I don’t think scums like Porkchop Drilon will be voted by the elites (well, PCOS lang katapat niyan—Porkchop could simply bribe PCOS programmers and IT experts just to let him win and steal money from taxpayers), simply because they’re tired of seeing his shit. Ano pala nagawa niya sa Iloilo, ha? In fact, mas minahal pa ng bayan si Miriam Defensor-Santiago dahil mas sincere siya tsaka mas love niya talaga ang Pinas, kesa kay Porkchop na pandaraya lang ang nag-panalo sa kanya.

Also, the GirlTalkers, ironically will raise the feminist card, while they themselves cannot even forgive such people like Deniece Cornejo, and insisting that “Vhong Navarro is the true victim!” If Vhong is really the victim, then Kat Alano would have not spoken her mind (can’t blame her if she still cannot completely express herself well). At kumusta naman ang pagiging tahimik lang nila sa issue ng pagpanaw kay Enzo Pastor, huh? Can’t speak out regarding Dalia Guerrero-Pastor? Alam na this!

It only shows, they cannot forgive someone like Deniece who admitted her sins, but cannot even do the same towards Dalia, who did WORSE than Deniece! Remember, Dalia should not have married Enzo Pastor, if she never had a good relationship with her father—after all, the Guerrero family belongs to the prominent ROCES clan, who formerly owned The Manila Times (also known as the best newspaper in the Philippines). At isa pa, Dalia’s family background has a grim tone to it (search it up na lang at your own risk!).

Also, speaking of gay marriage pala, many GirlTalkers are simply against it—and they’re accustomed to people who disown or denounce their spouses once they reveal their true gender identity.

Which is sad.

Anyway, I still support same-sex marriage, but for the Philippines? Wait until the LGBT is now accepted. Tolerance is never enough. OK na siguro ang unions, anoh!

At dapat inu-una ang divorce law, anoh!

These GirlTalkers are hypocrites to the core, also when it comes to being Bible “experts.”

#MSPsays: I don’t even read the BIBLE! Sus! Basa pa kayo ng Bible para makapang-MATA lang ng iba, eh tingnan niyo sarili ninyo, puno ng dekadensya ang kaluluwa ninyo!

In fact, these GirlTalkers may hate Pacquiao, but they’re no different from Pacman, when it comes to infidelity in relationships. Girls, umamin kayo: Nangangabit kayo ng patago, and how dare you mock on Maria Ozawa, simply because nakipag-“sex” kuno siya kay Cesar Montano? Given na tumbong naman talaga si Buboy, even to the point of making his own son Diego Loyzaga rant on his IG account, I don’t think Ma-chan would pursue someone like Buboy.

Your hypocrisy is vulgarly showing.

As a matter of fact, “ayaw niyo” maging kabit, ngunit kahit sabihin ninyong hindi, behind closed doors, gagawin at gagawin niyo parin iyan, lalo na siguro kapag Europid ang pumapatol sa inyo!

Seriously, to these GirlTalkers, they’re ELITISTS who climb the social ladder. Ayaw niyo pang umamin, eh!

Admit it that:

1.) You brag about your blue first-world passport (you name it: American, Canadian, Australian, or New Zealander), but you still remain narrow-minded and bigoted. Buti pa nga ang mga Filipino citizen na kahit single citizen na nananatiling green card holder, o ‘di kaya mga Filipinos na may residency sa mga mayayamang bansa, bukas ang pag-iisip nila. Remember, Filipinos who never naturalized as American citizens (well, those who remain green card holders) tend to be more open-minded, tolerant, and most of all, liberal. After all, their purpose of being in the United States or any wealthy country is to acquire a new set of skills that would be useful in the future. Itanong niyo na lang ho si Nas Daily diyan.

2.) You have the BEST JOB on the planet Earth, have a good house (baka more than one pa nga ang mga properties niyo nga, eh!), have a good set of vehicles, stable marriage, and good-looking kids. But please, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! Kelangan pa bang maki-habol sa mga social elite? Gahd, huwag ako!

3.) You would like to have an extremely wealthy husband, by simply settling to be the mistress. Mangangabit lang siguro kayo for the sake of your luho. Masabi lang na nakiki-sosyo kayo sa mga social elites, eh wala rin pala kayong pinagkaiba kay Gretchen Barretto, anoh!

4.) Speaking of your English proficiency, and of course, your aristocratic porcelain complexion, stop acting like the world revolves around you! Kung sino pa nga ang mga mapuputi, mga mestiza, tsaka mga balingkinitan ang korte ng wangkata, sila pa ang astang matapobre kadalasan, tsaka isa pa, sila pa ang malakas mam-bully! Talk about being a “mean girl” simply because you’re hailed as pretty by society’s standards. Hindi ko nakikitaan si Kiko Mizuhara ng ganyang mentality.

5.) In response to number 4, anlakas niyo pa makapang-LAIT sa mga matataba’t mga maiitim ang kutis. Wow, talk about looking down on people who may not have met the beauty standards of Filipino society, but would outshine the likes of Kiko Mizuhara. I’m not even a hater of Kiko at all (but not a fan, either), yet those who share similar traits like her would often look down on the likes of: Queen Latifah.

WOW! Akala niyo, mga Diyosa sina Erich Gonzales, Kim Chiu-PA, tsaka si Maymay Entrata, ah? EUGH! HUWAG AKO, OI!

Send sakin:

LOLMFAO, you only look up to Heart and Erich simply because they’re pretty faces of Chinese descent, ta’s balingkinitan pa ang katawan. Well, kung sino pa nga ang maputi, mestiza (minsan pa nga, chinita), tsaka mga payat ang katawan (lol like waif level), sila pa ang may lakas-loob maging mayabang tsaka maging self-entitled at the same time, simply because they’re hailed as “pretty” by both Eastern Asian (Northeast and Southeast Asia) and Western (Western European and North American) standards. Sus! Iyung Kim Chiu pa nga na pinagmamayabang ninyo!? Hindi mukhang manika iyan, mga pangit! Para sakin, Kim Chiu is NOTHING but a malnourished version of Patty Tiu.

Eh tingnan niyo nga nangyari kay Julia Montes? Seriously, Julia M does look “sakitin” kapag gawing kasimpayat nila Kim Chiu.

At sabi ni Grumpy Professor tungkol sa mga kagaya ni Kim Chiu:

Ang sarap lang imudmod ang pangmumukha nila sa sahig!

That’s right, folks! The Grumpy Professor has been lately being critical towards people who go ga-ga over artistas who literally look like wax figures. Really, is being wax something you should be proud of? If I were you, dun na lang ako sa mga mukha paring mga TAO, na may gandang KALIKASAN!!!

Also, if you’re going to have plastic surgery, please make sure you don’t look like wax. I tell you, you still have to look like a normal human being.

Conclusion

That’s all I can say about the GirlTalkers. I could say, I have to spew my rants towards their hypocrisies next time.

Stealing beaus and/or spouses is not only immoral, it is also UNETHICAL!

To the apologists of women who steal boyfriends, and also to the apologists of men who steal girlfriends, seriously, get a life! We may despise Taylor Swift for her changing of boyfriends, but that does not mean, we hate her for stealing men. In fact, the good side of TSwift is that, she does not steal boyfriends!

Shame the West for being “liberated” and all that, but to cheat and to steal SOs is a crime against humanity to their culture. In fact, being a homewrecker in the West means that you’re a whore.

I do not know why a lot of Filipinos tolerate this kind of immorality and decadence. To quote Miriam Defensor-Santiago, “Kung mali, mali! Kung corrupt, corrupt!” Indeed, Miriam was a true warrior of social justice. Kaya pala, many of these simple-minded people cannot take her seriously at all.

Simple-minded people do not understand how it is to be compassionate for others. In short, they don’t have sense of humanity like Miriam do. In fact, a lot of people take Miriam for granted is because, they believe Miriam does not share her knowledge to the rest of the people. Malamang sa malamang, Miriam is also not received well by the high society, lalo na ang mga oligarchs tsaka ang mga political dynasties.

Remember, immorality and decadence is a normal game for the oligarchs and the political dynasties alike. In fact, political dynasties are the reasons why there are “EPALitikos.” Ilalagay ang buong mukha sa kahit anong materyales na gini-giveaway nila. Gaya na lang ng ID, certificate of recognition sa mga paaralan, sa mga bag, at kung anu-ano pa. Also, these EPALitikos keep on making their townships poor. However, these bobotantes will still vote for them, not because of lack of education, but that’s simply because they’re plain stupid. Alam niyo naman ang mga bobotante, nabubulag sa mga bribes tsaka sa mga fake promises ng mga swapang na mga epalitikong iyan!

Tolerating this kind of decadence is like, “Normal lang ang pangangabit,” and “Boys will be boys.” BULLSHIT, guys! Seriously, those things also insult men as well. Kumbaga, marami paring mga misogynist sa senado ay dahil sa kaTANGAhan din ng mga kababaihang maka-Diyos kuno, eh kung makapag-trato naman sa mga kapwa tao, salungat naman. Also, don’t get me started with that “pala-simba” thing—itanong niyo lang siguro si Marlene Aguilar tungkol diyan. Also, religious people who mention “God,” are the ones who are selfish and at the same time, greedy! Still don’t believe? Then why not read Nietzsche’s “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”? This may be a spoiler, but when Zarathustra met the “saint,” the latter said, “It is God that I love; men, I don’t love,” while writing and singing hymns for God. This made Zarathustra conclude that “GOD IS DEAD!”

Seriously, if you try to read parts of “Thus Spoke Zarathustra,” then you’ll understand the ills of religion. Remember, people who aren’t religious have more sense of humanity within them than their counterparts.

Same goes with people who are “pro-God,” but tolerate infidelity and homewrecking. Kung sa opisina nga, kapag dyowa mo nga ka-trabaho mo, malamang you’re fired kaagad (what’s more, baka kasuhan pa kayo!)! Same goes when you’re stealing spouses—kaya it’s no problem when one netizen is calling the attention of Philippine Airlines when a co-worker became a “kabit” of her spouse. That “kabit” didn’t only destroyed the marriage, she also gave a BAD IMAGE towards the flight attendants of PAL. 

And this shows, people are now condemning the acts of spouses who don’t stay loyal to a relationship. Kaya nga, dapat nga isulong ang divorce law na iyan, eh. However, it seems that the solons are not cooperating, because many of them pa naman are philanderers, or even hiring fubus to satisfy their insatiable sexual greed. Don’t get me wrong with that—some of them kiss the asses of the oligarchs to monopolize the process of annulment.

Kaya nga, eh—and don’t get me started with the judiciary: Wala akong masyadong tiwala diyan, just so you know. Many of the members of the judiciary pa naman are composed of prude conservatives, and remember, prude conservatives aren’t trustworthy when it comes to executing acts of humanity. Iyung mga iba pa nga diyan, eh parang tino-tolerate rin ang mga kabulastugan ng mga oligarchs tsaka mga political dynasties, eh. Hindi na siguro kataka-taka kung bakit aprubado ng SC ang Cybercrime Law: Many prude conservatives support it, in order to maintain their ego. No wonder, mas paniniwalaan ko pa nga ang mga katulad nila Marlene Aguilar tsaka si Carlos Celdran (to think he’s a closet Dilawan before supporting LP), is because they knew better. Iba siguro ang mga US-educated na nanatiling Filipino citizen, ano?

Also, remember that the prude conservatives na rin support Grace Poe, despite her citizenship issues. Kaya pala, I sided with Antonio Contreras. This makes me believe that I completely lost my trust towards the prude conservatives, regardless of their backgrounds.

In other words, wala rin palang sinabi ang mga government officials ng Pilipinas sa government officials sa Japan. If a Japanese person commits something immoral, then he or she will apologize. Walang ganyang klaseng delicadeza ang mga Pilipino. Have you ever heard of Cristine Reyes saying “sorry” to the madlang people for acting like a twat? No wonder, Dennis Trillo is vindicated. First of all, he is smart enough to deny that he and AA are “on.” Despite Dennis Trillo himself being dubious when it comes to relationships, he, like Charlize Theron, have a traditional view on marriage. 

Side Note: Truth hurts? Then screw yourself. Hanggang ngayon, Maja Salvador will remain a loser compared to Sandara Park. Sandara Park may not be known for having different relationships, but still she remained popular and well-loved, despite not being talented enough. Eh si Maja nga, kahit gaano siya ka-talentado, wala parin. Remember, Sandara Park surpassed Neri Naig when it comes to text votes. Sabihin ninyong may “colonial mentality” ang mga nanonood ng Star Circle Quest, but to be honest, Sandara proved that a not-so-talented foreigner could outsmart talented locals due to her charisma. In other words, CHARISMA is importanter!

This also applies to Risa Hontiveros versus ang “paborito” ng karamihan sa mga bobotante: Sina Manny Pacquiao tsaka Nancy Binay—but this time, we’re talking about face value.

Sayang si Risa. Maganda na nga siya, modelesque iyung physique niya, well-educated pa, yet she isn’t well-received by the masa. In other words, she is well-liked by the intellectual elite circle. Bueno, she is pro-divorce and pro-RH bill, and that makes her even smarter than Nancy Binay or Pacman. However, her political alliance is the problem—she’s like wanting to show to the world that she’s “CAPABLE” of balancing being a yellow and a leftist at the same time. No wonder, the prude conservatives HATE her, somehow. Parehas silang not-well liked, alongside Neri Colmenares, who is also well-liked by the intellectual elite.

In short, the prude conservatives proved that they won’t give in to the wishes of the intellectual elite—minsan pa nga, they call them “high-falutin hypocrites.”

Well, not all intellectual elite are “high-falutin hypocrites.” Iyung mga iba nga, gaya na lang nila Raffy Alunan, Lorna Kapunan, tsaka ni Dick Gordon—they are all principled. Dipende parin sa pag-e-execute ng intellec iyan, eh. Bueno, iba parin talaga kapag US-educated, ngunit ine-execute ang mga pinag-aralan. For example, Marlene Aguilar, Carlos Celdran, and Antonio Contreras. They may not be the quintessential intellectual elites, nevertheless they surpass these so-called “high-falutin hypocrites.”

In other words, the prude conservatives are equally stupid like the liberal elites. They struggle for power by mudslidging one another—it’s man vs. himself, in one picture.

Never forget that the prudes and the liberal elites are the ones who commit this “mortal sin” called, infidelity. Holy Mother of God, believe it or not, ipinagbabawal ng Sampung Utos ng Diyos ang pagnanakaw tsaka ang pang-aagaw ng asawa. However, these self-righteous HypoChristians take these for granted. And you know why? It’s because, another thing that might hit them: Eh sinaksak ba naman sa baga natin ang pananampalatayang Kristiyanismo ng mga Kastilang kunwaring mga prayle’t guardia civil, eh sa totoo lang naman, mga preso naman sila galing maximum detention galing Espanya, na dinala lang sa mga sinakop nilang mga bansa, dahil sa kinikilalang katamaran ng mga Kastila nung kapanahunang iyun. Kaya kwento kay MSP, mas tapat pa nga ang mga Pilipino kesa sa mga Espanyol, kahit hanggang ngayon. Bale, partida lubog sa utang ang Espanya, eh marami din palang magnanakaw dun, kahit pa nga ang mga customs officials nila! Bale, kwento pa: Nangyari iyun sa maritime cruise regarding luggages. Also, maraming mga magnanakaw sa mga colony nila sa South America na magaganda na nga, ta’s lolokohin ka pa! OH MY! Shows that the Spaniards left a grim legacy towards their colonies. Bueno, kung sino pa ang mga Latino countries, sila pa ang medyo hypocritical—Catholic countries na nga, ta’s maraming magnanakaw tsaka drug lord! Imagine that!? Also, ang mas nakakaloka, is when there’s this movie called, “The Crime of Father Amaro,” which is a Mexican film, starring Gael Garcia Bernal—it talks about a priest having sex with his girlfriend, but ends up having their baby aborted, which resulted into the girlfriend’s death. In addition, kwento ni MSP na sa Quiapo Church, may isang babaeng nagtitinda ng mga Nazareno, na like wala pa ngang diese-otso (nung nakaraang taon) o di kaya sa bente anyos, buntis na. It means, the Catholic Church is completely hypocritical when it comes to safe methods when it comes to reproduction. BUENO, hindi pa nakakaranas ng sex ang mga iyan, kaya talagang karamihan sa kanila, mga rapist. Also, they resort to such decadence like pedophilia.

Conservative pa ba sila sa lagay na iyan!?

It only shows that many Filipinos still cannot speak out about divorce, not simply because they don’t fully understand its mandate. In fact, many Filipinos never realized that the Philippines used to have a divorce law, but the church lobbying abolished it in 1950. And guess who supported that church lobbying?

Believe it or not, sa amin niyo lang ito maririnig: The political dynasties, if not the oligarchs.

The political dynasties completely backed the church lobbying, because many of them are AFRAID to lose their conjugal power (plus influence). Also, remember that BongBong Marcos, even though we support him, is still a scion of a political dynasty, and he’s married to someone who is a member of an oligarch family, kaya expect mo na anti-divorce si BBM because of his you know, background. Partida, BBM is a loyal and faithful husband sa lagay na iyan, and to add, UK-educated pa siya.

Heto ang logic doon: Many Filipinos are passive, and if they speak up against the status quo, or worse, the system, they might be called names, such as “BALIW,” or even someone who is “immoral.” Kaya pala, si Carlos Celdran lang ang sine-seryoso ng mga liberal elites, but when it comes to Antonio Contreras tsaka Marlene Aguilar, there are mixed reactions: Antonio Contreras is branded as “ngapa sa logic kahit dalubguro,” and Marlene Aguilar as “baliw” tsaka “walang respeto sa relihiyon.” However, Caloy is also branded as “elitista,” though he’s actually one, and he was also lambasted because of his “hypocrisy.” Remember, Caloy protested while a mass is on-going, raising the placard of Damaso. He may have a point in doing so, but he should be considerate to the church-goers who are healing their inner crisis issues inside. Not all church-goers are hypocrites, trust me! It so happens that a lot of these priests are giving the church a bad name, and remember: Mother Teresa was accused of hypocrisy and patronizing dictators, so it gives you an idea that even influential people have their own sins.

Also, it shows that the Catholic Church is only become wealthier because of donations. Therefore, the Catholic Church has a strong influence on why there’s no divorce law in the Philippines, but also, the decadence behind-the-scenes—and when we say decadence, we mean, infidelity is tolerated. Baka nung bago pa dumating ang mga Espanyol, polygamous pa ang pre-colonial Philippines, and that is because of Islam. Unlike Catholicism, or Christianity in general, Islam only allows men to marry more than one spouse.

How unethical is stealing beau’s, or even spouses?

Simple: No one cares if you have more than one boyfriend, or changing spouses became your thing. In fact, people will only give a damn if you’re attempting to steal someone who is committed.

“Kung sino pa ang mang-aagaw, sila pa ang mas matapang!”

Exactly my point, but to be honest, there are reasons why Philippine society condones infidelity, but only to men: “Boys will be boys, and men are superior to women.” Ibig sabihin lang nun, dapat nating hindi husgahan tsaka igalang na rin natin ang mga katulad ni KubetAA! Well, no thank you! Given, AA is married and is already a mother, but she is a has-been, anyway! 

Side Note: Siya na nga ang mang-aagaw ng diyowa, siya pa ang magagalit kapag may bagong babae si lalakwe. Also, muntik na siyang mang-agaw ng asawa, which is completely unethical!

Also, sexual objectifications are not worthy of respect at all. Mas gagalangin ko ang mga kagaya nila Mocha Uson tsaka Maria Ozawa—they do not only give a good name to sexy stars, but they also walk their talk. While Mocha Uson completely walked her talk by practicing safe sex methods (well, she has to apply what she learned in med school for sure), Maria Ozawa values the importance of being in a good relationship. Iyung mga manyakis diyan na panay lait-ta’s-puri kay Maria Ozawa na “Kahit tumaba siya’t pumangit ang kutis, kakantutin ko parin siya,” eh syatap na lang kayo! Remember, Mocha and Ma-chan did not objectify themselves as sexy stars, and they are principled as well.

Stealing boyfriends and stealing husbands aren’t in Mocha Uson and Maria Ozawa’s vocabulary. Partida, sexy stars ang mga iyan! Mocha Uson and Maria Ozawa showed that just because a woman is a sexy star, doesn’t mean they resort to decadence. It’s so unfortunate that self-righteous prude Filipinos from the provinces calls Pamela Anderson a “bitch” for having too many men in her life, but they admire Kris Aquino, to think she steals husbands. Sabihin nating malanding retokada si Pamelita, but I tell you this: Pamela Anderson never stole boyfriends or husbands, and she still remains friends with the father of her kids. That means, she is someone to look up to, despite her lovelife history.

Also, if you hate Taylor Swift, that would be understandable. She resorted to cheapening herself, to the point of bullying and ganging up Katy Petty with the rest of the mean girls, but she’s nothing compared to Angel Locsin. Why?

To the guys out there, basahin niyo na lang ang saloobin tungkol kay Angel Locsin vs. Marian Rivera.

To add, there are still many prude conservatives who will choose Angel Locsin over Marian Rivera dahil palengkera daw tsaka mataray si Marian Rivera. Kung mataray si Marian Rivera, eh tingnan niyo na lang ang IG account niya. Hindi siya mataray sumagot sa mga basher, and seriously, she’s a good soul. Eh, si Angel? Granted, she is charitable and has been a long-time philanthropist, but speaking of her relationships, and the way she interacted with her co-workers on GMA, she has been losing her credibility. It shows that the prudes will choose someone who is “friendlier” than the other, but has a dubious record when it comes to handling their personal life. Eh si Manny Pacquiao nga, nagka-issue nga sa BIR, pangit pa ang attendance niya sa kongreso, ta’s nag-trashtalk pa sa mga LGBT only to justify his point, ginawa pang senador ng mga bobotante!  Also, many people would choose Pacquiao because “mabait,” “hindi corrupt,” tsaka “charitable,” it shows how irrational the prudes are.

Kung charitable nga sina Angel tsaka Pacman, eh kayang-kaya din iyan ni Marian Rivera, anoh! In fact, Marian Rivera has been chosen to be an ambassador for disabled women and children, and at the same time, be a spokesperson for the LGBT community. At isa pa, Marian Rivera is a loyal and faithful wife, and an excellent matriarch, based on her IG posts. In fact, mas conservative pa nga si Marian kesa kay Anghet, eh!

Well, Angel Locsin may not be notorious for stealing boyfriends or even husbands, but to be honest, she is even worse than Taylor Swift. Kung one-at-a-time si TSwift, nag-two-timer pa si Anghet. It shows, she’s actually engaging into cheap proposals. Sa mga lalakweng mas pipiliin pa si Angel Locsin tsaka Marian Rivera, parang hindi nga kayo mga lalakwe, eh! Bale, mauuwi lang kayo gaya nila Jason Abalos tsaka kay Daniel Matsunaga, na despalinghado ang panlasa pagdating sa lovelife.

Roxy on a Beast Mode said,

Some girls out here can call me out for double-standards, pero kung ang lalaki na-o-okray kung marami nang naging karelasyon at na-link, ano pa kaya ang isang tulad ni Angel na kababaeng tao, tapos publicized pa ang relationship history niya. Kaya sa mga lalaking Kapamilya-tards dito na tanggol ng tanggol kay Angel, pwes, para kayong hindi lalaki, at para kayong hindi nagka-jowa. Hindi uubra sa akin ang mga up-and-coming pro-Women statements ninyo kasi alam na alam ko na iyan, and hindi nakaka-empower ‘yung feeling ng marami nang naikama — mapababae man o mapalalaki.

Tapos, what if jowa mo si Angel, hindi nag-work ang relationship niyo and bigla kang palabasin na ikaw pa ang masama? Hindi kaya napaka-manipulative niyan, kung hindi self-entitled?

Many guys will make “Westernized mindset” as an excuse, but seriously!? Why not ask David Beckham about marriage? Also, the British pa naman are conservative when it comes to marriage. Kaya, iyung Brangelina, they’re a joke. Mas matinag parin tsaka old-time couple ang #TeamBeckham is because they worked all the way to the top. Also, remember they weren’t THAT wealthy when they just got married. Yumaman lang sila dahil busy sa mga career, and also, maraming offers na binigay kay Beckham. At the same time, Victoria Beckham made a name for herself, and that is being a fashion mogul.

You may hate the #TeamBeckham all you want, but to be honest, we’re not even fans of them as individuals, but as a couple, they’re someone to look up to. Eh, iyung Brangelina? Huwag kami! Remember, they’re better off not being married by paper!

Usually, ang mga prudistang anti-divorce law, sila pa ang mga fans ng Brangelina, tsaka kay Kris Aquino, tsaka kay Angel Locsin, but they’re haters of Pamela Anderson or any random boldstar, Marian Rivera, and #TeamBeckham at the same time.

It shows that Western standards view infidelity and homewrecking as a MORTAL SIN. Mukhang mas knowledgeable pa nga ‘ata sila pagdating sa 10 Commandments, eh. Also, Westerners know what they’re doing, though not all the time. Kung si Angelina Jolie nga ay tinawag na “homewrecker,” she only dated Brad Pitt when he was already separated with Jennifer Aniston before the divorce, but when Angelina Jolie filed for divorce, then everyone rejoiced.

Leave Jennifer Aniston alone! She never said anything bad against Angelina Jolie, and her separation with Brad Pitt was her decision. Remember, Brad Pitt is also ma-pride, and has insatiable taste in women.

However, kaya lang nasisira si JA is because of her fans, who still cannot MOVE ON from her divorce with Brad. Peeps, JA does not want to be compared to any other star, and remember, again, she did not trashtalk on Jolie.

Kaya nung kasagsagan ng Brangelina, maraming sumuporta sa kanila, since they’re viewed as a “perfect couple.” However, that “perfect couple” is only an all-show. Mas perfect couple pa nga sila #TeamBeckham, eh!

Now, we gave you an example of how marriages and relationships should be. Bale, ang mga mang-aagaw ay dapat talagang ipa-tumba! That “normalization” of infidelity and “immoralizing” divorce is a legacy left to us by the high society, especially the oligarchs and political dynasties alike.

At ngayon, Western standards pa ang idadahilan niyo pa more!?

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ICONOCLASTS > PRUDE CONSERVATIVES


Credits to Marlene Aguilar for the photo (our team made that meme years ago!).

One fact: Iconoclasts are smarter and even more credible than the prude conservatives!

Mas tao pa nga ang mga iconoclasts kesa sa mga konserprudista, eh! In fact, the prude conservatives are enemies of HUMANITY! If you’re not keen to bring up the human rights card, then have a sense of humanity in you!

It only means that, the prude conservaties are TANGA! 

Call me arrogant and at the same time, walang utang na loob, ngunit mas masarap pa nga mag-rebelde sa mga prude conservatives na magulang, eh. They will scold you for creating mistakes, or stand for your beliefs that hurt their beliefs, because for them, “It is for your own good.”

For your own good ba kamo!? In short, mas TANGA pa kayo kesa kay Contreras tsaka Aguilar.

It is correct that Marlene Aguilar called you MORONS. Tama siya, kung tutuusin. People who are enemies of freedom are called, “TANGA.” They are TANGA, indeed. Iyung mga bobotanteng bumoto kina Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao, sila ay mga TANGA. Also, to those people who are anti-divorce but would support infidelity and pang-aagaw ng mga diyowa, sila rin ay mga mas masahol pa sa TANGA.

Alam niyo, kung si Antonio Contreras pa nga o si Marlene Aguilar ang mga magulang ninyo, malamang hindi mo na kailangang mag-rebelde pa. In other words, iconoclasts are open-minded, liberated, and most of all, tolerant. Walang ganyang mga klaseng qualities ang mga prude conservatives, because first of all, iconoclasts are wearing it loud and proud of their citizenship. Alam niyo, mas hanga pa nga ako sa mga green card holders na hindi nag-a-apply for American citizenship because, some of the prude conservatives who become American citizens tend to be the complete opposite of the iconoclast.

Sus! Don’t get me started with that. Alam mo, kung mga katulad ni Amy Chua ang magulang mo, well, it’s better to be rebellious against the likes of her, because obviously she admits that she’s a prude conservative herself. Also, she did admit that in her controversial book, her youngest daughter humilated her to the core. Sa bagay, I don’t trust the traditional Chinese way of raising children, lalo na kapag immigrant? No wonder, the blacks and the Chinese are often discriminated in homogenous societies NOT because of their looks or their skintone, but that’s because they refused to assimilate. May konting katotohanan diyan.

However, the prude conservative Filipino people, ironically, are pro-Trump! KALOKA! In other words, better have a Justin Trudeau if you’re pro-tolerance. Iconoclasts would rather have a leader like the late Singaporean Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew, or even a Canadian PM like Justin Trudeau, over someone like Trump. Heck, iconoclasts won’t even get along with the power trio of the post-Soviet bloc.

This is the reason why I have to attack the prude conservatives, and at the same time, logically over-estimate (pun intended) the iconoclasts to prove my point.

1.) Prude conservatives support TELEBASURA EDUCATION brought by Catholic schools

Telebasura education is simply put, the number on ENEMY of freedom. It’s also the number one enemy of individualism. Also, they support the dress code that does not even spare slippers/flip-flops. WOW.

It shows how prude conservatives are anti-comfort, and would rather insist that telebasura education nourishes the well-being of the student. At the same time though, prude conservatives emphasize “grades” as a one-way street for their children to qualify as students of these degree programs in a top university.

FALSE.

Telebasura education is the game of the elitists and the basic bitches alike. Meanwhile, iconoclasts are anti-prude. For them, Catholic schools “prepare the students for the Dark Ages.” Also, iconoclasts are not religios at all, and some chose to be pure deists. Many iconoclasts define what “freethought” is all about. But some, chose to be reasonably narrow-minded.

Honestly speaking, telebasura education is anti-individuality! What if, in her heart, a woman wants to be an IT expert, but is poor in Math because her algebra teacher’s way of teaching sucks ass? Only those with prude mentalities would have survived these kinds of teachers, and at the same time, those who are “conservatives” are rewarded as such.

It shows how completely UNFIT to be parents, the prude conservatives are. They are pro-family tradition, and pro-homogeneity, without ‘em knowing. They also tell their children, “Bata ka pa para mag-experiment sa ganyan.” Well, no wonder, it’s good to be rebellious towards these parents. In other words, someone is an enlightened being, if they rebel against the prude conservatives for their hypocrisy.

1-B.) Iconoclasts, meanwhile, would rather send their children to high-end schools

In fact, iconoclasts would rather send their children to English-dominant countries (United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand), not simply because they want them to improve their English-speaking skills. Well, English-dominant countries tend to teach people their sense of tolerance, as compared to other countries that “claim” to be tolerant, but do not practice it often, once you go to their country and observe.

Sadly though, the elites, despite wide-access information before their fingertips, remain narrow-minded as opposed to middle-class families. Usually, oligarchs, or the social elite tend to be more conservative, hence, they easily get along with prude conservatives. Now I understand why Marlene Aguilar despises the high society: They are anti-freedom. They’re pro-oppression.

2.) Prude conservatives are MORE UNFIT to become parents, as opposed to iconoclasts

Prude conservatives insist and have this sense of entitlement like, “Nope, parents know best!” Believe it or not, their children are being accustomed to become passive towards their “dictatorships.” They scold their children if they’re firm about their desires in life, and insist to be like AMY CHUA, because traditionalism for them is “success.”

Ang masasabi ko lang: LUL PAKYU!

3.) Prude conservatives are anti-divorce and anti-LGBT at the same time, and also, they are pro-religion

There’s a big truth when you compare prude conservatives versus iconoclasts: Prude conservatives tend to be intolerant, narrow-minded, and of course, judgmental when it comes to the LGBT community. Also, prude conservatives use their “promdi background” as an excuse to be prude. Meanwhile, iconoclasts like Marlene Aguilar and Antonio Contreras only look down on people who are causing chaos. Tagalugin ko, mina-mata mata lang nila ang mga taong naghahasik ng lagim, and I bet, they condemn infidelity and of course, stealing of beau’s. In fact, Marlene and Contreras are anti-hypocrisy.

4.) Iconoclasts are way smarter than prude conservative judicial members

A prude conservative will surely be slapped on the face, if they justify their claims that divorce must remain absent in Philippine laws, and Cybercrime Law protects national security.

I believe Marlene Aguilar more.

In fact, iconoclasts think outside the box, whilst the prude conservatives are slaves of the box. That is true, you know. Even some libertards and the liberal elites could be equally hypocritical like the prude conservatives.

5.) Iconoclasts do not care about their image, while prude conservatives DO

If Marlene Aguilar has a “bad image,” how come many people admire her a lot? In fact, Marlene Aguilar is HATED by many “fake conservatives” because she shows who she is. She doesn’t give a sh*t on social norms, and would say, “F*CK THE SYSTEM!” In fact, Marlene Aguilar is more worthy to be idolized than Annabelle Rama (well, Tita Bisaya for me is a shallow person). Remember, she even started a rally opposing the cybercrime law in Mendiola, and even raised the bad finger, together with her supporters to express their disdain towards the government.

Meanwhile, Antonio Contreras admitted, “During my prime as a dean of the college of liberal arts, I never realized, I was a slave of protocol. I became the person whom I hated the most.”

He said, he’s never ever going to enter a government position because he has to support the government, at all costs. He’s one of the people who does not comply with protocol.

6.) Prude conservatives tend to be more hypocritical than iconoclasts

Guess what? Prude conservatives do not walk their talk. They are self-entitled and self-righteous at the same time, making iconoclasts smarter and way more credible than them. In fact, prude conservatives support suppression of freedom to decide. Remember, they will ask you, “Why will you do this?” Also, they will not allow you to use electronic devices because, “Masisira lang ang gadget,” and “You’re too young!”

Prude conservatives do not want their children to LEARN a new skill, but they want them to have high grades in school. Yes, high grades in English, Mathematics, and Science, and top well in the exams. Do you think, these skills are applicable in real life?

Meanwhile, iconoclasts give their children absolute freedom whatever they want to do, for as long as they don’t hurt people. This is what Marlene Aguilar did to Maya—she can do anything that she wants, provided that she must face the consequences, if she commits mistakes that at least, disdain people. That goes the same to Jsin Ivler, to think he killed the son of Gloria Arroyo’s official.

On the other hand, Dr. Contreras does not mind his son being gay, and one of his daughters dating the person of the same sex. Seriously, prude conservatives oppose having an offspring who is LGBT, or dating an LGBT, or even dating someone of the same sex. Also, prude conservatives will call the handsome person as “sayang siya!”, when they hear that he’s gay.

7.) Prude conservatives impose how PRUDE they are, but they dream of nothing but America

Prude conservatives view anime as “more violent” than Chinese-speaking or Hollywood movies. See how fixated they are!? Meanwhile, iconoclasts don’t mind all types of media for their children, yet in the case of the She Dragon, she ony uses television to let Maya watch educational documentaries, or even choosing Youtube instead of TV.

America for the prude conservatives is nothing but “heaven” to them, if not the Vatican City. In other words, prude conservatives could “bully” their iconoclast children and make fun of ‘em, when they give weird but interesting ideas. No wonder, I really doubt the Filipinos being citizens of other countries, but they remain narrow-minded. Meanwhile, si Antonio Contreras nga tsaka Marlene Aguilar, they lived in the United States, but remained Filipinos. Contreras even expressed that he only makes it to a point to stay in the US to learn something, and share it back home. Nung eleksyon nga, pinagtulungan pa nga nila si Grace Poe sa mga social media account pa nila, eh! While Contreras pinpointed Grace Poe’s dishonesty when it comes to her American citizenship, Marlene called Grace Poe all sorts of names, even calling her “UNGAS,” and even “ALIPOENGA.”

Kung sino pa nga ang mga naging immigrant sa States na hindi naging American citizen (in other words, nanatiling green card holder), sila pa ang BUKAS ang pag-iisip, kumpara naman sa mga naging American citizen—and I even lauded Maria Sharapova for still remaining Russian, despite being a resident all throughout her life.

Nakaka-putangina lang: My friend even said that she is like, being asked if she wants to live in the States. She said, “No thank you.” However, kapag Japan iyan, papayag iyan!

In other words, ‘di baleng may gaijin card ka, kesa sa maging green card holder ka. In fact, the late singer Origa, we believe, didn’t even applied for Japanese citizenship. Remember, Japan does not allow dual citizenship, and Japanese citizens (yes I mean Japanese passport holders) need a visa to visit Russia, henceforth, that result. Eh si Origa nga, hindi nga makapasok ulit sa States for the second time kaya siya nag-web video from Canada, para lang mag-concert, eh. It means, Origa remained Russian, but holds a gaijin card (might be permanent residency).

Back to topic. Speaking of changing citizenship only to possess a first-world passport, it may be beneficial because powerful passports tend to be “matipid,” as compared to the less powerful passports. Pansinin ninyo, iyung mga Filipino citizens na Pilipino parin, mas may kaya pa silang kumain sa mga mamahaling resto sa ibang bansa, and heck they even tried the local cuisine, kumpara naman sa mga Pilipino na first-world passport holder, ta’s hindi pa masyadong afford ang local cuisine, ta’s kadalasan kelangan nilang magtipid. Same goes with foreigners who go cheap.

And it’s not surprising if the prude conservatives are pro-Trump. Oh, never forget about social media accounts also being checked during visa applications. It shows that these prude conservatives view freedom as “anti-God.”

8.) Iconoclasts tend to avoid using the name of God in vain

Admit it or not, there are many self-righteous prude Filipino Catholics who use the name of God to pursue their shit. No wonder, the late great Mahatma Gandhi said, “I like your Christ, but I don’t like your Christians. They’re so unlike their Christ.”

It means, he was right all along, and his words of wisdom is still at-par with reality until now.

Iyung mga prudista kasi, akala niyo naman mga holier-than-thou sila, but they don’t even realize, Mother Teresa wasn’t that “holy” at all. In fact, Mother Teresa, like any other human being, wasn’t perfect; and those who expect her to be “perfect,” that’s not always true. In fact, she was branded a hypocrite. Also, it is said that her loyalty didn’t belong to the poor and the sick, but to the church.

So, a little bit of truth: Mother Teresa wasn’t a humanitarian in some ways. In fact, Angelina Jolie is a way more credible humanitarian, if you’re going to ask me (and take note, Angelina Jolie is a tolerant atheist!).

Prude conservatives would rather idolize Beyonce, but guess what? Beyonce isn’t as “clean” as you think she is. Like any other famous Tinseltown star, she is the epitome of shallowness and superficiality. Same goes to Victoria Beckham.

9.) Prude conservatives are slaves of the box

This is self-explanatory. Iyung mga iba ngang akala mo naman mga God-fearing, they do all sorts of decadence. Heck, kung makapag-sermon sila na, “Masamang magpitas,” they don’t even practice it. Iyung oppressive practices nila, mas masahol pa nga sa hayop iyan! And don’t get me started with gender issues—they would often preach, “Be contented of the gender that GOD gave you!”

What if your favorite phrase,” Be contented with what you have,” does not give you confidence at all!?

SEE THE HYPOCRISY!? SEE. THE. HYPOCRISY!?

Iyan ang dapat sagutin ng mga prudista. Pawang sila lang ang nakaka-alam niyan!

And also, prude conservatives won’t allow their children to go full gothic, to go full rakista when it comes to personal style (partida, fully-clothed na ang mga iyan!), to become professional gamers (heck, the prude conservatives would describe video and online games as “walang katuturan”), or even to become a certain profession that goes against social norms. Ang gusto ng mga prudista, you become a nun, priest, or any religious profession (seriously, this is not a joke). Also, they go ballistic when you’re going to tell them that you’re going to become a full professional gamer or to be in a certain job that makes you happy.

It shows how anti-individual they truly are!

At isama na rin ang mga summer lessons na iyan (I’m looking at you, AMY CHUA!)!

Also, parents will play the victim card, if their own children will not believe their “Parents know best” advice. Hell, they only feed their own FUCKING EGO, for fuck’s sake! At isa pa, they’ll punish you pa daw, if they caught you reading FHM. Heto ang reply nila, “You’ll read the Bible if you read FHM!”

WHAT!? To these prude conservatives, at least FHM is a good primer for sex education pa nga, eh! Also, there’s nothing malaswa in FHM, aside from the naked shots!

Ang tunay na malaswa, iyung mga mang-aagaw na naghuhubad-hubad, only to end up objectifying themselves. 

No wonder, prude conservatives might not have the capacity to handle a daughter like Ellen Adarna (kung si Alodia, pwede pa—but they might oppress her freedom of individuality). Given, pinalayas na siya (Ellen) ng sarili niyang ama due to walwal issues (remember, old rich people are conservatives!). Eh siya nga, bastusin na nga kahit nakabihis pa iyan ng modest, rated SPG na nga ang vibe niya, NSFW pa ang mga posing niya! In other words, nagmukha tuloy wholesome si Maria Ozawa tsaka si Mocha Uson sa kanya!

In short, Ellen Adarna could only be handled by the iconoclasts—but they might disown her as well at the end. Partida, iconoclasts aren’t conservative sa lagay na iyan.

10.) Prude conservatives would be apologists of arch-conservative senators, but iconoclasts would only look down on ‘em

Remember, prude conservatives even defended Grace Poe, despite her citizenship issues. Heck, it shows that they have no sense of patriotism. However, Antonio Contreras and Marlene Aguilar showed disdain towards Grace Poe, and even though they have children who are American citizens by birth, they fought for their principles, stating that “Ay, iyung American citizenship na iyan!? Sa kanila (anak nila) na lang iyan.”

In other words, iconoclasts would rather have their children instead, possess American citizenship—for them, they’d rather remain Filipino. Well, they do have a point, though. Team Beckham didn’t even consider applying for American citizenship, whilst retaining their British one. They’d rather have their Harper Seven be the dual citizen of the family. Same goes to Team Pacquiao—only Queen Elizabeth (Queenie) is dual citizen.

Heck, a lot of prude conservatives would still vote for Grace Poe, even though bukod pa sa citizenship issues niya, wala pa siyang proper qualifications (G Toengi, paki-explain!). It shows that the prudes would rather have the Philippines as an American territory because they believe that Americans are good in governing the Philippines.

Another fact: Giving up your sovereignty only means, you’re a fucking loser! Never take your sovereignty for granted! Now that the Philippines has President Duterte, it’s now time for us to practice our true foreign policy: The Philippine foreign policy is completely independent, and the yellows are known for being pro-Yankee. Basta Dilaw, maka-Amerika iyan!

Side Note: Also, the Yellows cannot even handle Trump! If you cannot handle Trump, how could you even handle China? How can you even handle the likes of the power trio of the post-Soviet bloc?

It simply shows, there must be checks and balances. Without that, Pinas might end up being the post-Soviet bloc, or it might be a libertardian territory.

Now back to topic: What if, Grace Poe instead is the Philippine president? Plain and simple: We might become an American territory, and end up like Puerto Rico (whoopsie, Puerto Rico is filing for bankruptcy!).

Final thoughts

There’s a reason why iconoclasts are more superior than the prude conservatives. That being said, it is already self-explanatory. No questions asked, we have said everything that we can.

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It’s Official: The OLIGARCHS are scums!

Reasons why you should not support them completely:

1.) They committed crimes against humanity – In other words, they have blood into their own hands.

2.) They’re the biggest tax evaders in the country.

3.) They exploit people by over-charging them, but gives them crappy services in return. In other words, the oligarchs are inconsiderate, insensitive, and lastly, INDIFFERENT! 

4.) They have no empathy—in short, they’re no different from PSYCHOPATHS and TERRORISTS.

5.) They breed like rabbits and exploit the people if the sovereign leader completely supports their vested interests.

6.) They do not intermarry as much as possible – Many of these oligarchs only marry their own kind: Aristocratic features, plus aristocratic background are two mandatory requirements. You must have both qualities. If one is lacking, then sorry you’re not fit.

7.) They are friends with the global elites who equally exploit their people by making their governments their puppets! In short, they think that they’re ABOVE the law.

8.) They kill people who are kind-hearted—inside and out, and also on-and-off-screen.

9.) They control every aspect of your life—not only the internet, but also the following: Electricity, taxes, gas rates, and the like.

10.) They could buy you, your friends, and the whole entire country—or even the whole entire world. In other words, they could pay assassins to kill journalists, or even whistleblowers like Julian Assange or Edward Snowden.

Why you should STOP worshipping and supporting the Yellow Oligarchs at all costs:

1.) They fund and support the terrorists. Plain and simple.

2.) They objectify women and LGBT alike.

3.) The Yellows are giving feminism and women empowerment a BAD NAME.

4.) The Yellow Oligarchs are motherfucking hypocrites to the core.

5.) They only enrich themselves, their party, and their cronies.

6.) Until now, Mary Jane Veloso’s case remains unsolved. However, Dalia Guerrero-Pastor and Fidel Sheldon Arcenas are still nowhere to be found. Only during the Yellow administration where the elites who believe they’re above the law are well-protected.

7.) They proclaim that they’re pro-USA, but honestly speaking, they support the global elites that control the USA and the entire world.

8.) They steal money from people to adorn themselves with heavy-studded jewellery. Take note ah, these jewels’s gems might be blood diamonds, or even rare gemstones that are obtained through killing thousands, or even MILLIONS of African people.

9.) They bribe and fund the CBCP.

10.) Don’t you know that the Yellow Oligarchs must be accountable for leaving the Philippines in oblivious poverty!? Also, don’t forget: Mas dumami ang mga OFWs nung kapanahunan ni Cory, and I believe it even doubled or tripled when PNoy came into power.

EDUCATE YOURSELF

The social elites, and the oligarchs in general, are descendants of mainly European colonizers who were on a mission to—no, not explore the world to obtain a historical record, but to explore the world to exploit people. Never forget, Christopher Columbus isn’t as kind than what you think. In fact, Columbus was a tyrant, someone who could be at-par with King Leopold II of Belgium.

Ask Sass Rogando Sasot. She scolded and sermoned Dr. Agnes Callamard for bringing her “Western liberalist” garbage in the Philippines, to “address Duterte his ‘alleged’ crimes against humanity.” No wonder, the EU has completely lost its credibility. It is alright that Digong rejected aid from the EU, since Filipinos have to be self-reliant. Come on. We all have the natural resources. Aid? No thank you.

Sass even ranted to Callamard, “YOUR ANCESTORS HAD BLOOD IN THEIR HANDS!”

No wonder, Tiglao said it right: “Our ruling class, on the other hand, have had a penchant for identifying themselves with our colonizers. They identify themselves with Spain (where many of them originated) and the US, and in recent decades, with China. For them, this nation is simply a market or a production site with cheap labor, not really their homes.”

Kaya mai-intindihan niyo rin si MSP kung bakit anti-elite siya tsaka anti-oligarch. And to these self-righteous know-it-all people out there, kung sa tingin niyo na “MSP is simply fighting at herself,” well, screw you! Madali lang sabihin iyan, but have you checked your privilege as well? Did you even ask, na privileged din kayo sa buhay? Heck, you could still be pro-masa, even though you aren’t street-smart. Heck, you could still be pro-masa, even though you own gadgets and eat in high-end restos. Heck, dumarating lang ang ka-plastikan kapag gusto mo ring mag-commute gamit ang jeep tsaka taxi, ta’s you claim that you’re pro-masa, eh mapang-mata ka pa naman. And you could still be pro-masa, while you discriminate according to your intuition.

Before idolizing the oligarchs, and the yellows alike, allow me to ask this: Do you think, we’re more compatible with the liberalism of the West, or the conservatism of the post-Soviet bloc? In fact, mas nakaka-relate pa nga tayo sa kultura ng mga post-Soviet bloc, eh. You might not know, yet many of us Filipinos could relate with the family-oriented and rather traditionalist culture of the post-Soviet bloc, bukod pa sa mga bansang Latinoamericano. Isali na rin ang Mongolia, where it’s the only East Asian country that is left untouched by Confucian influence—hence, its obvious gender-quality.

President Digong is doing his best to arrest these oligarchs for not paying their taxes. In other words, these pathetic groups of SCUMS are exploiting the people to satisfy their thirst for wealth. In other words, insatiable! These oligarchs can sue people who exposed their stench, or else, they would have ‘em killed. Ganyan ka-powerful ang mga untipunong sakim sa Pinas. All they struggle is power!

These people who admire the oligarchs are pathetic morons. In other words, they’d rather be slaves of their white masters. Oha, no wonder, white people are also discriminated and being treated like crap by locals in poorer countries because of their history as being “descendants of colonizers.”

The oligarchs at the same time are pro-terrorism! They pay assassins to kill journalists who expose their stench and their bad practices at the same time! Also, they have the temerity to have whistleblowers killed. Malamang, they could have hired dozens, or even a myriad of assassins to have Julian Assange or Edward Snowden killed. These whistleblowers could also be the ENEMIES of the Yellow horde. What if, they’re both Filipinos? Truth to be told, the yellows will be assassinated and killed, and at the same time, the oligarchs might be an endangered species, which is well, good news!

The case of BongBong Marcos: His anti-divorce reason might have a hidden meaning (which doesn’t seem secretive at all)

BongBong Marcos, no matter how much we like him, is still a member of a political dynasty, while his wife Liza Araneta-Marcos, is a member of an oligarchic clan (Araneta Center in Cubao City, obvious pa ba?). That kind of couple, malamang, is anti-divorce for many reasons, but there’s one reason that is clear to us all: Political dynasties who are married to members of oligarchic clans whose other side is against their in-law, might be the reason. Kwento nga sakin, the Aranetas who are more closely related to the Roxas’s are anti-Marcos, just so you know. Kaya huwag na kayong magtaka kung takot sa divorce law si BBM, ok? It shows that he’s not only a prude conservative who doesn’t open their minds when they study or live in other countries (ganyan kadalasan ang sakit ng mga Pilipinong konserprudista, eh—they justify that absence of divorce law: Strong family culture, which is not true at all), it also shows that people like him remain ignorant, despite having the means to travel or live abroad. Plain and simple.

Simply put, takot ang mga oligarchs tsaka mga political dynasties na mawala ang conjugal powers nila, once na may divorce law sa Pilipinas. No wonder, marami paring mga bulag na fans na kapwa konserprudista na nananatiling kalaban ng kalayaan.

The prude conservatives and the oligarchs are no different from one another

Both are arch-conservatives. They are intolerant, narrow-minded, and at the same time, self-righteous. They’re no different from the Yellows who pretend to be paragons of liberalism. However, they’re both a joke… and they are pro-Gina Lopez.

Ask Mr. Riyoh, if you want to know more about Gina Lopez, and reasons of Antonio Contreras’s rage against her.

Side Note: We are for Gina Lopez, but we were ready to accept her rejection. If you think the Commission on Appointments is wrong, then who backed her? Malamang, walang iba kundi ang mga Dilawan tsaka sina Sotto at Pacquiao.

Why do a lot of prudes support suppression of freedom, while they fear liberal ideas? Simply put, they have not yet freed themselves from their comfort zones. The decadent libertards and the prude conservatives alike are simply struggling for power, esp. when it comes to political correctness. That way, these groups of people at the same time, support the oligarchs and the political dynasties without questions asked. In short, they both use the name of God to justify their concept of “contentment.”

Also, the oligarchs are also known to promote a culture of “normalizing everyday decadence.” Many of these elites idolize and would patronize someone like Ellen Adarna, instead of Alodia Gosiengfiao. Also, they would rather patronize women who are infamous for being sexual objectifications, and at the same time, are notorious for their man-stealing, and being a third-party at the same time. Lastly, they would hire sexy dancers to satisfy their insatiable lust for sex. Never forget, the Liberal Party incident with the Playgirls. That’s how “normal” their type of decadence is.

Ginagawang parausan ang mga kababaihan, to the brink of promoting the yellow appointees as paragons and epitome of women empowerment. Also, take note ha, that the yellows and their counterparts discriminate, and also objectify the LGBT people.

At huwag na siguro kayo magtaka kung naging dekadente na ang isip tsaka kaluluwa ni Manny Pacquiao dahil ka-sosyo niya si Chavit Singson. Remember, the prude conservatives aren’t even morally erudite, either. They suppress freedoms of their children and their grandchildren, but at the same time abuse their freedom of authority to sermon their children not to do this and that. They also encourage their children to be masochistic martyrs, in order for them to “go to heaven” after they die.

Now, that’s where religion comes into place.

Religion could sometimes break someone’s conscience. Remember, science and God isn’t impossible to mix, but only to a certain amount. Now here comes the thing: Many Filipinos view mental illness as something to be taken lightly.

The prude conservatives view mental illness as “drama-drama lang iyan!” No wonder, the way they view autistic, schizophrenic, or even bipolar people are twisted. They make fun of ‘em. Also, they makes jokes out of ‘em. Kaya hindi nakapagtataka kung may mag-suicide pa sa campus, at dun na lang mag-raise ng awareness, tsaka acceptance. Kaya siyempre, ang pinaka-hate ng mga prudista na si Risa Hontiveros, nagsagawa ng batas na magkakaroon ng Mental Health Law para sa mga may issues diyan. As much as I do not like Risa, I would give props to her for that.

Kung sino pa nga ang nangangapa sa logic pagdating sa mga crucial issues, sila pa nga ang may malasakit sa mga marginalized tsaka thorny areas gaya na lang ng divorce, RH Law, tsaka mental health law. At isa pa, kung sino ang liberal elite tsaka leftist, sila pa ang mas may sensitivity sa mga minorities. Not that I’m being pro-leftist or pro-liberal—this is about who has more heart when it comes to issues like gender, or even well-being. The prude conservatives are obviously anti-divorce, dahil alam niyo na iyun. Also, only a few of ‘em are pro-RH is because well, religion. Lastly, kaya mababa ang tingin ng mga prudes sa may mental health issues is because, they believe sila ang “maghahasik ng lagim,” eh sila? Hindi rin ba sila naghahasik din ng lagim, gaya ng mga idolo nilang mga prudista?

Now I understand why there are some people who are anti-Marcos, bukod pa sa usual na “Martial Law was the enemy of freedom,” here’s the answer: The Marcoses are known to be prude people, lalo na si BBM. Also, may pinaghuhugutan din kung bakit ayaw ni Marlene Aguilar sa mga Marcos, partida Ilocana siya. Also, non-conservative Ilokanos tend to be anti-Marcos because of their reputation as prude conservatives, and I’m not even kidding. Usually, prude conservatives are known for giving a bad impression towards some people. 

Bukod pa sa mga Marcos, the Binays are also known to be prude people. Ironically for someone like Dr. Antonio Contreras, he’s not a conservative like what he said, but he voted for conservative leaders during elections, because he saw more potential in ‘em. That being said, the prude conservatives are only good in handling government offices, or even serving the people within their mandate. That being said, they’re kind of visionary instinct is greater than that of a liberal. Don’t believe? Then why are the likes of Putin, Nazarbayev, and Lukashenko are well-loved by their people? After all, not all conservative leaders are scums. In fact, they’re authoritarian visionaries who only want the best for the country and for the people.

However, still, conservative leaders are not-so nice to their staunch critics. That being said, many of them are either butthurt, or simply protecting the people. This makes me believe that libertardism won’t work in those places.

Kaya naman pala, ang mga konserbatibong mga senador lang din pala ang nagsagawa ng Cybercrime Law na iyan, at pinanigan pa sila ng Korte Suprema for that matter. Ibig sabihin lang nun, conservatives still want to boost their ego, and nothing else follows. Compared to the conservative power-trio, conservative Filipino politicians only care about their ego, and nothing else follows.

Conclusion: The prude conservatives and the oligarchs are anti-freedom of everything under the sun, both at the same time.

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The Philippine Elite Class’s WORST NIGHTMARE!

Credits to the owner of the original photo (unedited).

Sa mga hindi pa nakaka-alam sa meme, heto iyun: Kumbaga, subukan nga nga ng mga oligarchs (esp. telco oligarchs) tsaka ang Dilawang mainstream media, tsaka mga Dilawan na rin na maghasik ng lagim sa Belarus, Kazakhstan, tsaka Russia, malamang sira na ang career nila doon. Worse, naka-kulong pa sila! Pasalamat sila na mabait tsaka considerate si Digong sa kanila, papano na lang siguro kung sila Lukashenko, Nazarbayev, tsaka Putin ang presidente nila? Well, GOOD LUCK NA LANG SA KANILANG LAHAT!

#RealTalk lang ho sa mga Dilawan (hoy, makinig kayo, Jim Paredes tsaka ang demonyitang si Loida Nicolas-Lewis!): Hanggang Estados Unidos, Canada, tsaka European Union lang ang kaya ninyong kaibiganin, eh. I bet, hanggang si Trudeau lang din ang kaya ninyong i-handle. However, poor you because you’re not able to handle Trump well. Poor you because, you cannot even handle China as well. If you cannot handle China, how can you handle Russia? Kazakhstan? Or Belarus?

Malamang, kung si Noynoy pa siguro ang pangulo, matagal na siyang sinupalpal ni Putin! O Medvedev! I bet, Noynoy and his yellow minions cannot handle post-Soviet authoritarian visionaries. Sus! Takot na takot sina Loida tsaka Jim Paredes sa mga iyan, anoh! Subukan nilang maghasik ng lagim sa mga bansang pinamumunuan nila, malamang naka-kulong na sila matagal pa.

And HELLO!? The Marcoses and the Dutertes could even handle Trump and China very well. If both of them could handle Trump and China, malamang, they could also make friends with Russia, Kazakhstan and Belarus. I’m sure, kaya lang galit na galit sa kanila ang mga elite ay dahil kung post-Soviet countries pa ang naging ka-alyado ng Pinas, their billion-dollar empire will slowly be BROKE AF!

Ang mga pro-US na Dilawtista diyan, meet your worst nightmare! In just one photo!