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Unapologetic Confession: Rappler CEO Maria Ressa is WORSE than Cristy Fermin

 

Seryosong usapan ‘to: MATATAWAG PA BA NATING MATINONG MAMAMAHAYAG SI MARIA RESSA, after committing defamation against business tycoon Wilfredo Keng (also known as the faceless tycoon), and the late former Chief Justice Renato Corona?

Bluntly speaking, Maria Ressa is not a journalist by really damn high standards, but rather a lapdog of the liberal elite globalists. Oh, you mean George Soros!?

In fact, that’s what makes her worse than Cristy Fermin.

Cristy may be dubious and is mostly nega-tronic with her articles, yet she makes more sense—for the mere reason that she can be Joan Rivers: Has higher standards than Perez Hilton.

Joan Rivers has lashed out on the elitistas favorite women: Selena Gomez, Anne Hathaway, Rihanna, and a lot more. For me, Joan makes more sense than Perez, and her support for Israel also shows, she might have right-wing beliefs.

Having right-wing beliefs is better because, you are conservative. Take note, not all right-wingers are prudes—some of them could be libertarian. That’s why, conservative libertarian is becoming the iconoclastic response towards globalism thru cultural Marxism of the West. Oh wait, blame SOROS again for that.

Rappler most of the time, promotes LEFT-WING ideas that are similar to that of cultural Marxists. So what does that tell you about Rappler? Oh wait, what does that tell you about how Ressa crafted Rappler to be rather, a propaganda machine of the liberal elites, than an online news outlet?

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Real Talk: It’s a WASTE of time and braincells to argue with Jover Laurio of Pinoy Ako Blog (PAB)

I was wondering, why the hell are Filipinos always retaliating or answering back to Jover Laurio, who is obviously stupid?

TBH, Jover Laurio is a waste of time and brain cells. She cannot even be logical in her posts, such as defending endlessly the YELLOW people, while badmouthing pro-Marcos and pro-Duterte supporters.

Obviously, the YELLOWS are losing. So why hit them hard, again???

Walang Forever sa isang taong may saltik sa utak pati kalooban

tennisgirl said:

Kaya nga never akong naging happy para kay Cristine Reyes when she got married. Noon pa lang nababalitaan ko na may attitude problem sya. Yung mom nya and si Ara inaaway nya. Walang utang na loob 😡 I’m not wishing her bad luck ha, pero I have a feeling na di sila magtatagal ng hubby nya.

The result? Nag-hiwalay lang din sila ni Ali Khatibi.

Cristine Reyes may have the most coveted aristocratic features (pasty white skin, slim figure, and being Eurasian—being part-Chinese and part-German), yet truth is, she’s not even a good actress (trying-hard na nga, she acts as herself in many scenes). Heck, she’s still a NOBODY compared to Georgina Wilson (well, Georgi should have joined the academe instead)—OK siguro kung hindi talentado ngunit ubod naman sa talino. Well, hindi rin siya biniyayaan ng talino a la Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

Like Tito Sotto, if NOT because of nepotism, hindi siya naging artista, like Tito Sotto won’t even enter politics if not because of the original Vicente Sotto.

Bakit hindi niya gayahin si Alessandra de Rossi? There’s NOTHING iconic with Assunta de Rossi (OA namang um-arte, sa comedy lang talaga siya may forte; in fairness kasi kay Ara Mina, she’s a legend, an icon), but if you were to take a look at it, Alessandra, in fairness, made a name of her own, refused to have a sexy image, yet managed to surpass her Ate Sam. Imagine, Alex can be the next Tita Guy—the queen of indie films.

marose17 said:

Cristine Reyes has always been tr*sh, in my opinion. Why are producers still giving her a chance? She’s not anything special. She made a name for herself by baring her body and being involved in scandalous behavior with her boyfriends and their girlfriends or various spats with her fellow artistas.

If it’s a good movie, expect her to be a supporting actress instead. Hindi ako nagagalingan sa kanya um-arte, because like what I said, sa No Other Woman pa lang, she acts as herself.

Also, mukha siyang MABAHO! Hindi sa nanlalait ako, ngunit kahit gaano kaputi ang kutis niya, she does not have a killer bod to die for. Cassandra Ponti and Ellen Adarna are waaaay hotter than her, dahil ka-level ni KubetAA si Melai Cantiveros (the ultimate hipon).

The only difference between KubetAA and Melai is that, the latter never involved herself in major, major scandals such as stealing boyfriends and having a spat with her own family.

And wonder why Sarah Geronimo has more commercials than AA? Jusko, look at her perform in concerts—may stage presence talaga. Also, mas sexy tsaka kili-kili goals talaga si SG. Kaya, kapag may manligaw kay SG, it’s either:

1.) Mommy Divine with her divine powers kuno ay makiki-alam
2.) SG rebelling kung sure na sure siya na bibigyan siya ng magandang buhay ni guy

But speaking of AA, tingin ko may manliligaw din—ngunit mas pinili pa niyang mang-agaw ng dyowa dahil ito ay napaka-“cool” tsaka napaka-“edgy.” But stealing boyfriends make you look cheap! You have higher chances of being a kabit in the future, so why can’t she have a role instead in Etiquette for Mistresses, dahil kapag mang-aagaw ng dyowa, malamang may potential maging kabit ang isang babae?

Because the guy ALLOWS it—allows himself to look cool with numerous girlfriends—aka illicit affairs.

Kaya if Cristine Reyes was a Chinese Muslim, I bet, she will be told, “YOU DISHONOR FAMILY,” and on the next day, she will be a possible target of honor killings. Heck, East Asians and even the Muslims will disown her, and call her names. Swerte niya lang siguro kung ama niya lang si Tito Sotto—she won’t have any more reason to steal boyfriends.

How can she be pursued, if she has an attitude problem?

Maski ako nga (bilang Komikado), hindi ko talaga siya liligawan. Do you think, Japanese directors will cast her in their movies? Heck, she might be black-listed due to her bad behavior. Eh bakit si Claudine Barretto? Why does she still get projects despite her inner demons!? It’s because, Claudine at least struggles to defeat her demons, while on set. Also, Claudine is also known for portraying bad girl roles, which KubetAA might not even give justice to. Sorry to say, but that kind of versatility is not something AA can ever do. Portraying an avante-garde role? Meh.

Also, speaking of Claudine, siya talaga ang babaeng version ni Dennis Trillo. Do you think, AA will last if she co-stars with CB? Baka si AA pa ang aalis niyan! Kaya lang nag-walk out si Vivian Velez is because, she does not want to cheapen herself. Baka natauhan after badmouthing Marian Rivera while praising Angel Locsin.

Sige, may attitude problem din si Claudine—but, those were already been exposed ever since she transferred to GMA. However, Claudine started as sweet. Kahit anong kakangkangan siguro ang nagawa ni Claudine, she will always be forgiven. Also, speaking of her failed marriage, I’m glad she’s now advocating divorce law in the Philippines. Sana hindi lang iyan all for show.

As for AA!? Jusko, she will never have a leading role in the best projects possible. Hanggang supporting role na lang talaga, since heaving a LEAD role requires what? Of course, good rapport from the audience.

And speaking of her fans? Mga walang modo rin. They justify her wrongdoings as “totoong tao.”

Aysauce! Totoong tao my ass!

Her separation from her husband speaks volumes—hindi niya deserve ang forever. Tama nga ang mga tiga-GirlTalk: Maghi-hiwalay din sila. Sums up that she’s the reyna ng kabakyaan—in the most j3j way as possible.

KRIS AQUINO: Kelan ka titigil sa kabulastugang ginagawa mo ngayon!?

PAGOD NA TALAGA ANG TAUMBAYAN!!!

One word of advice: やめろ(YAMERO)!

It seems, Kris Aquino is desperately doing everything to make herself relevant. AND NOW, she’s sending death threats towards Nicko Falcis.

Nobody can’t help it—people would side with Nicko instead, because seriously!?!?!?

Jusko, dati talagang in-okray ko na iyang si babaeng may S-T-D. Hanggang ngayon, hindi ko alam kung bibig ba o kepyas ang nakikita ko tuwing nagdadakdak si Kris TOO LOW.

Well, it seems she never changed.

Desperada na talaga ang p*ta. O pustahan, kumusta naman ang mga batang na-biktima ni Kuya AbNoy mo sa Dengvaxia!?

Ang tanging paraan upang manahimik na ang mga Dilawan: Constitutional Reform

Sa mga bobitlog na panay bilib parin sa mga Dilawan, o kitang-kita niyo naman, nagtagumpay parin naman ang mga maka-Marcos? Ngunit dito, walang panalo, walang talo—napapansin ko na rin kasi lately, ang mga maka-Marcos ay kakampi sa mga kagaya ni Tito Sotto kumpara naman sa yumaong si Jovito Salonga, na obviously more TECHNOCRAT naman kesa sa KAKISTOCRAT na si Sh*tto.

Seryoso, mas pipiliin ko parin ang yumaong Renato Corona kesa sa 邪悪すべた (ja-aku subeta) na si Conching Carpio-Morales. Also, bobotante ka parin kapag iboto mo sa senado si Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao. Voting for Pacman and wanting to retain the Philippine senate… why the hell are you cheapening… este dumbing down yourself? Matalino ako’t mamahalin pa: NO to Pacman and #AbolishTheSenate parin! Ang mga klaseng taong bumoto kay Sotto? Mga basura. Alam niyo, kung sabi ni Mariel Rodriguez-Padilla dati na, “mababaho” daw ang mga viewers ng Wowowee, mas mababaho parin ang mga bumoto kay Sotto—oh, reminds me of Filipinos with citizenship in a first-world country yet still watching TFC. It’s like you are so fucking Forbes Park rich, and yet you still chose to eat pagpag over fine dining food. AMARYT!?

ANG TAWAG SA MGA KAGAYA KO AT SA TEAM KO, NAG-IISIP!

Kaya isasantabi na talaga namin ang suporta namin sa mga Marcos habang suportado namin si Duterte dahil at the end of the day, PRINSIPYO parin talaga ang mauuna sa personalidad.

No wonder, to stop this hulabaloo, we need to support Constitutional Reform!

Back to Kristulo

Seryoso… sino pa bang matinong tao ang papatol sa mga ka-dramahan ni Kristulo!? Who cares about her health record? Who cares about her health condition!?

And who cares about Bimby, anyhow? The kid seriously needs privacy. Like, we know he’s smart yadda yadda something like that yet… gahd!

At ginagamit na naman si Nicko na ninakaw daw niya ang hard-earned money niya something like that.

FINANCES ARE FUCKING PRIVATE MATTERS, FOR EFFS SAKE!!!

EUGH! Nakaka-loka ka talaga! Pagod na pagod na’t sawang-sawa’t SUKANG-SUKA NA KAMI SA’YO, BABAENG MAY S-T-D! People are only giving a shit about real change and real reform, kaya ang dapat maging isyu dito is iyung “CHANGE IS COMING” na pinangako ni Digong, and that is Constitutional Reform! And to you Kristulo, wala kang karapatang sabihing close na close kayo kay dating SAP Bong Go dahil wala namang kamalay-malay ang tao, eh! Well, granted BUNGGOK naman talaga ang lolo (Bong Go + bugok) niyo simply because kulang na lang, may mural na “BONG GO SA SENADO” sa bandang BGC; but you see, this guy would do everything to serve the president.

And I believe, Bong Go is not the type of guy who will promote someone like Kris Aquino—oh wait, he does not even take sides: He even asked former PCOO Asec Mocha Uson to apologize to Kris. Good for him.

Hindi ko na rin kinampihan si Mocha Uson when she was attacked by Kris Aquino because seriously… good and bad publicity has gone into her head. Iyung latest na nang-okray pa ng mga bingi kasama si Drew Olivar!? Makes you think—I’m dropping my support to Mocha Uson. Nope, NO TO MOCHA FOR SENATE. NEVER. That woman has been corrupted by the bulok system that the Philippines has.

Regardless of what her past is.

But speaking of Kris Aquino… you better go elsewhere dahil isinusuka ka na talaga ng buong Pilipinas. Remember that the Aquino-Cojuangco clan where you belong to has many crimes against humanity. Kung may nagawang masama ang mga Marcos, mas marami paring ginawang kabulastugan ang mga FLUNKquino!

GOOD NEWS IS, the Aquinos are losing. Real quick. Real fast. You’re becoming endangered species. And it should be that way.

Manny Pacquiao is better as head of state under a parliamentary system

As much as you all know that I don’t like Manny Pacquiao as senator, I would be considerate if he considers being a ceremonial figurehead.

First and foremost, this is #RealTalk:

1.) Pacman is NOT suitable as head of government, but is qualified as HEAD OF STATE.
2.) Digong, on the other hand, is NOT a head of state material, but is qualified as HEAD OF GOVERNMENT.

Setting aside his rape jokes, Digong’s expression of his desire to push forward for constitutional reforms, plus his honesty as a human being being “worshipped” irrationally by the cult-ists, is something I do admire about him.

Tama si Digong. Be loyal to the Philippine flag. Kailangan na talaga ng reporma kung pagbabago talaga ang hinihiling ng mga Pilipino.

Now why do I lately support constitutional reform as a meme character:

1.) NAKAKA-URAT ang pagsasamba sa mga pulitiko.
2.) So you want the Marcoses to return to power!? Juice colored! Do not expect the same quality output na kapag #MarcosParin, parang panahon ni Makoy ang pamamalakad sa Pinas?
3.) #RealTalk: Magaling sa law implementation si Makoy, but economics-wise, dinaig pa siya ni Gloria.
4.) Miriam Defensor-Santiago would have benefitted from a parliamentary system; to think she herself opposed constitutional reform (the Defensors have a reputation for having a boxed-mind).
5.) DON’T hate the player; HATE the game – Iyan ang dapat New Year’s Resolution para sa taong ito!

Methinks of Cesar Montano’s Happy Birthday Kagawad video…

Call me a conservative for all you want, but this is what I think about Cesar Montano’s greeting video:

Normalizing humor by being naked and showing your butt is like normalizing indecency as a type of online humor.

Hindi niyo ba naisip si Sunshine Cruz? Siyempre, sexy star dati iyun, but Cesar reminding her of her past as, “BOLDSTAR KA LANG,” only means you’re supporting what he said to her.

Blind Item: Is this guy giving up his principles in the name of not offending his friends?

He’s the online personality we love the most—the almost… exact opposite of Carlos Celdran, who has been genuinely challenging Philippine laws. Not to mention, he (Caloy) has a better sense of logic, albeit his questionable political beliefs. That’s why, regardless of being a “sell-out” to the Liberal Party, Caloy still remains genuine when it comes to constitutional reform, re-defining what it is to be a good Christian, and lastly, being critical of the kakistocracy.

Okay… since this is a blind item, I would rather want to give the easiest of all clues, so that you would guess who he is.

1.) He gets touchy when it comes to schools closing because of links with terrorism. Oh, so what do you call recruiting students to organizations that have high chances of inciting sedition, huh?

2.) He is quite an apologist of the communists is because… #RealTalk: He does not want to offend his leftist friends. OK, we get it—you can make friends OUTSIDE of your political beliefs. No problem. However, if you choose the wrong person to give your violent reactions, then you’re the problem.

3.) He’s not really sticking to his principles—esp. that they’re two factors: He supports a controversial topic that most solons with connections to the church do not even want to legalize, and remember when this former judicial member was disgraced because of politics yadda yadda… and yet, he still wants to retain the current system that is responsible for making the Philippines poor and unstable. Not to mention, he wants to remain the portion of the legislative department to remain, even though that is obviously a bastion of popularity, celebrity politics, and kakistocracy (which is responsible for ousting this judicial member).

Am I thinking what others are thinking?

I like him because he’s a total independent supporter of Digong. However, I should doubt the credibility of liberals… they tend to be sentimental. Nonetheless, I still like him. ^_^

The thing is, you have to stop patronizing people whom you think speaks the “universal truth,” or being the “end-of-it-all.” In fact, there’s NO SUCH THING as end-of-it-all, since the world is vague, people’s attitudes are volatile, and so on and so forth. There’s NO SUCH THING as universal truth!