Kung bobo ka, bobo ka talaga!

This is a RANT to those who think that it’s OK for kids to be stupid, by saying that the planet next to Mercury is 7-11.

Call me killjoy of some sort, but this is unacceptable. Sure, this is funny to most of you, still the BBC commentary on North Korea when the two kids entered the dad’s room is much more hilarious.

The reason why I am RANTING BALLISTICALLY is because, if you are allowing your kids to be BOBO AF, then they’ll be the jejemong hitad who works at “The Krusty Krab,” o “e di sa puso mo,” as a “freelance model” kuno.

Now, these people on social media would most likely to be BOBOTANTE: They vote for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao in the senate because, “Malaki ang binigay niyang karangalan sa bayan,” or other ad hominem reasons such as, “Sikat, eh!” Voting for these two goons is no different from voting for either Sonny Trillanes or even Grace Poe. Trust me, you don’t want to see me angry, right?

Being “bobo” doesn’t always mean, “Walang alam,” o “puro bagsak.” Being bobo actually means, lacking imagination at the first place. Ang kabobohan, it’s a life decision. Kung pipiliin mo talaga maging bobo, magiging bobo ka talaga. No wonder, you should no longer wonder why I consider G Toengi, Marlene Aguilar, Cheska Garcia, Ina Raymundo, and Andi Manzano as the “matalino league,” while at the same time, I look down on the likes of Donita Rose, Sunshine Cruz, or even Gretchen Barretto.

Being matalino is also improving your race. Call me racist, elitist, and anything you want, but I can NO LONGER afford to be a hypocrite. Calling Melai Cantiveros “attractive” as a monocultural Asian person IS a sign of hypocrisy. However, calling Song Hye-kyo, Kristine Hermosa, Marian Rivera, Heart Evangelista, or even Ellen Adarna “attractive” as a monocultural Asian person IS a sign of honesty.

Also, calling Natalia Poklonskaya, Sabina Altynbekova, and Katya Lischina attractive as the same person I have mentioned, IS considered a sign of honesty. Who won’t ever follow them on social media, right?

Lastly, if you’re going to call Yui Aragaki the “ideal girl” of the town, again, as the same person I’ve mentioned, IS a sign of honesty.

Being honest (without sugarcoating), having high standards, rich and expensive taste, and settling for MORE (or not settling AT ALL), IS a sign of intelligence. That’s why, be frank with accord to your standards. Kung prangka ka ng prangka’t si Marlou Arizala o si Manny Pacquiao naman ang mga idolo mo, will you still be tagged as credible? I don’t think so, esp. if you think that it’s ok to be brutally frank, even though your standards are painstakingly low, and your taste is also poor and cheap. It’s also being brutally frank and being a prude conservative, esp. when it comes to relationships, but would often idolize boyfriend-stealing celebrities like Maja-rot Salvador and Cristine “KubetAA” Reyes-Khatibi.

Wala kang karapatang maging prangka kapag hindi siya naa-ayon sa standards mo. Also, wala ka ring karapatang maging prangka kung ultimong idolo mo pa lang, lumalabag sa mga prinsipyo mo. Isn’t that a sign of hypocrisy, na it’s ok for boys to chase women, pero “cheap” kapag babae ang naghahabol, unless mang-aagaw siya ng dyowa?

In that case, Majarot and KubetAA needed a father figure like Tito Sotto. At least, hindi na sila mang-aagaw ng boyfriend kahit kailan, since they have a father figure who could already guide them how they should handle their relationships. Kung “misogynist” sa tingin niyo si Tito Sotto, well, at least someone has a good concern when it comes to raising their daughters. Tingnan niyo si Ciara Sotto, did you ever hear of her stealing boyfriends? Pwes, siya nga ang “inagawan,” kaya siguro bumalik siya sa poder ng mga magulang niya.

Also, enough of the “lumaki kasi ng walang tatay eh” excuse. Usually, those women who steal boyfriends are often fatherless, but it’s the mother’s responsibility to show a good example. No wonder, iyung nanay ni Selena Gomez na si Mandy Teefey, she deserves to be called “na-ano lang,” besides Miho Nishida. Iyung mga babaeng lumaki ng walang tatay ngunit pinalaki ng lolo o lola, sila pa ang walang problema sa pagkakaroon ng nobyo: It only means, those girls who grew up with their grandparents (usually those who have a heart, and are willing to raise them in behalf of their mothers) are often more well-behaved, and less likely to be stealing boyfriends.

Speaking of stealing boyfriends, it’s also a sign of KABOBOHAN. Also, kung papayag si boyfriend na agawin siya ni mang-aagaw, siya na talaga ang ulirang BOBO BOY, at si mang-aagaw ay certified GAGA GIRL (refer to DOH’s song on teen pregnancy). Facts don’t care about feelings, that’s why if you see a mang-aagaw girlfriend and “nagpa-agaw” boyfriend, they’re the ultimate INUTIL couple.

At ang mga BOBO pa naman, they breed like rabbits: They create a generation of MORONS who remain jejemon and have this “halupagu” mentality. They’re the same people who called Marlene Aguilar “baliw,” and at the same time glorifying Manny Pacquiao’s rather self-righteous yet contradictory statements. Lastly, sila dapat ang maging biktima ng genocide kung saan, sana sila na lang ang pinatay, imbis na iyung mga totoong biktima ng genocide pa ang pinatay.

No wonder, we need to stop this epidemic called, “KABOBOHAN.”

NOTE: This is a collab blog entry with MSPanythinginrandom.

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Do boyfriend-stealing female celebrities need to have a reputedly “misogynist” father figure?

Heto lang naisip ko: Papano kung si Majarot tsaka si KubetAA eh naging ama si Tito Sotto?

Para sa amin, hindi na sila mang-aagaw kahit kailan ng dyowa. Remember, if you have a father figure in life, you’ll be compelled NOT to steal boyfriends.

Idolizing Majarot and KubetAA, while feeling sorry for what Pepsi Paloma has gone through is NOT an argument. Ayaw din namin kay Tito Sotto bilang mambabatas, ngunit isipin niyo nga ‘to: Si Ciara Sotto, nananatiling mabuting halimbawa sa mga madla kahit mabigat ang pinagdadaanan niya bilang madre de pamilya. It shows, Tito Sotto isn’t all that bad—he’s simply put: not a good solon, which bobotante people will never understand (take note ah, Tito only entered politics because of PURE nepotism).

Remember when he “shamed” a woman who displays her decadent lifestyle? Never forget the outrage of people, calling Tito a “misogynist.”

Well, fatherless women who steal boyfriends need to have a father figure like Tito Sotto. Isipin niyo kaya ‘to: Kung misogynist talaga si Tito Sotto, how come matatag parin ang kanyang relasyon sa asawa niyang si Helen Gamboa?

Side Note: And speaking of his statements towards Judy Taguiwalo, he should check his privilege!

To quote QueenRoxy:

Those who defended Tito Sotto clarified na parang tatay lang din na nanenermon iyan. They even added that the woman was also trying to save her ass kahit siya rin mismo ang may kasalanan why their marriage has been screwed up. Sometimes we need to give our fathers, husbands and boyfriends the credit why they are being uptight on us. Iisa lang din ang likaw ng bituka ng mga lalaki and alam ng lalaki ang animal instinct ng kapwa lalaki.

This is what I mean—MSP suggested the question of, “What if, si Majarot at KubetAA, si Tito Sotto ang naging father figure nila? It only means, hindi nila siguro afford mang-agaw ng dyowa.”

To be honest, I will agree. Minsan, nagiging “excuse” na ang hindi pagkakaroon ng “ina-ama” sa buhay para lang mang-agaw ng dyowa. Tingnan niyo kaya si Julia Montes? Pia Wurtzbach? I never ever heard of them stealing boyfriends, to think they were too distant from their fathers. Speaking of Majarot and KubetAA, I don’t think their being fatherless was an excuse for them to steal boyfriends—after all, if you idolize both of them, you don’t have the right to hate on Kris Aquino: Kris TOO LOW is another example of someone who not simply steals boyfriends—she’s a legit homewrecker for eff’s sake.

Also, stealing boyfriends isn’t only offensive to the original girlfriend, but also to men who also keep their pride intact. Kaya hinihiwalayan talaga ang mga mang-aagaw—look at Dennis Trillo, he may have been a jerk before, but he’s smart enough to deny that he and AA Klenk were together. Dennis Trillo may not be a good boyfriend, but he sees marriage as a lifetime COMMITMENT. It’s not because, marriage = lust. Mali iyun. If you want to be taken seriously, to quote Charlize Theron, she “treats her relationships like marriages.” No wonder, even though she is equally-flawed like the rest of the celebrities, at least she’s transparent and not pretending to be “untouchable.”

Mas hanga pa nga kami sa mga artistang ina-aming tao din sila’t, hindi dekadente ang pamumuhay nila.

Kaya naisip ko ‘to ay dahil, you see, if Majarot and KubetAA will have a father figure like Tito Sotto, at least nagagabayan sila kung papano mag-pursue in a relationship. Also, at least, if they have boyfriends, malamang they have a cue on how to make sure, the guy is single and available for dating.

Ang pang-aagaw kasi ng dyowa, you’re not only insulting the original girlfriend; maski sarili mo na rin (bilang babae) tsaka iyung lalaki ang binabastos mo. Usually, ang lalake ang papayag kung magpapa-agaw siya sa mang-aagaw (realtalk iyan! Itanong niyo lang sina Gegemon tsaka bRayver).

In fact, if you are a woman and you tolerate mang-aagaw female celebrities, and idolizing them while turning a blind eye to their decadentscapades, then fuck you! Also, sa mga lalakwe, look up to Majarot and KubetAA, then you’re becoming a Michael Sonmore. Sums up, MSP and I actually hate Selena Gomez because she’s becoming like the two mang-aagaw artista—idolize Selena, and you’re actually screwing up your relationship. In fact, Selena is Michael Sonmore in female form: If Sonmore allows his wife to f*ck other men in the name of “feminism,” Selena relies on friends’ exes, and makes them her “leftover” boyfriends, thus making herself a rebound. Ano iyun, kakain lang ng pagpag!? Huwag kami, oi!

Side Note: And take note ha, iyung sinabi ni Tito Sotto kay Ka Judy? He should tell it to Selena’s mom instead. I’m sure, mas making sense pa si Titosen. The way Selena was brought up sums up how she handles her relationships—the most credible source will be exposingSMG.

Remember, we’re not even moralist to say these things. Kung ayaw namin kay Titosen bilang mambabatas, pagdating naman siguro sa pagiging padre de pamilya, mas hahangaan pa namin siya, kahit papano. After all, speaking of the “urban legend” that is about the “rape” thing is actually fake. Kung totoo talagang nangyari iyun, malamang hinatulan sila kaagad ng parusang kamatayan.

Ayun!

DARE I SAY IT: Bobotante people who voted for Sotto and Pacquiao deserve to be victims of genocide

To those who voted for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao: Sana kayo na lang ang nakaranas ng sinapit sa mga sumusunod na pangyayari ng kasaysayan ng daigdig:

1.) Jewish Holocaust
2.) Armenian Genocide
3.) Rwandan Genocide
4.) Rohingya crisis
5.) Khmer rouge

Side Note: NO OFFENSE to the Jews, Armenians, Cambodians, Rwandans, and the Rohingya people…

I also believe that those who voted for Sotto and Pacquiao were also pro-Marcos DDS (most of them, if not all).

My friend and I are both pro-Marcos DDS, but we don’t resort to BOBOTANTE mentality. You know why? Kaya lang pro-Marcos sina Sotto tsaka Pacman is because… well, dikit naman sila ng dikit kay BongBong. You all know that BBM does not discriminate when he offers help. He can basically extend a helping hand to everyone, even those to the Marcos’s political enemies. Still, that does not make us pro-Sotto or pro-Pacquiao, even though we are pro-Marcos.

Kapag ayaw kaagad kay Pacquiao, DILAWAN na kaagad? ELITISTA na kaagad? TROJAN HORSE kaagad? Heto na naman tayo, eh! You think, hindi tunay na loyalist ang isang tao kapag anti-Pacquiao sila KAAGAD.

It only shows how narrow-minded, even the loyalists are. No wonder, anlakas niyong tawaging mga “TROJAN HORSE” sila Mocha Uson, ThinkingPinoy (RJ Nieto), tsaka Sass Rogando Sasot. Make up your minds! Hindi lang naman sina Maharlika o si Mr. Riyoh ang mga bloggers na DDS, anoh. Limiting pro-DDS to being pro-Marcos as a requirement is absurd.

Kami nga, hindi na kami sang-ayon sa pulitika ni Caloy (Celdran), but we still love him. In fact, he’s consistently anti-bobotante. Ang problema kasi sa kanya, he loves Marcos and Aquino, which is ANOMALOUS, since magmumukha talaga siyang Trojan horse sa lagay na iyan. In fact, he turned out to be one, in the end.

This is one reason why my friend NO LONGER reads pro-Marcos pages: Usually, they will only agree with someone, only if it’s convenient for them. So, they will only support Sotto and Pacman because it’s convenient for them, na pro-Marcos sila.

Being kiss-ass to Marcos doesn’t mean, PRO-MARCOS kaagad. That’s a fact! Kaya dahil kay Contring-sensei, we learn how to be INDEPENDENT supporters. No wonder, I agree with the Yellows when it comes to Sotto and Pacquiao—also with the Reds. It only shows, the Yellows and Reds are intellectuals.

Kaya kahit ano pang mangyari, kahit pro-Marcos at pro-Duterte kami, hindi kami magiging pro-Sotto tsaka pro-Pacquiao! Mark our words!!!

Carlos Celdran might be the only SANE Yellow dude I know…

My long-time buddy said:

Even though I no longer agree with his politics, I still have a soft spot for Carlos Celdran. He is pro-divorce, opposes cyberlibel, fiercely pro-RH, pro-FDI, pro-federalism, and most of all: He hates both Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao.

Even Orion Perez D, a staunch FDI and federalism advocate, endorsed him.

Carlos Celdran, or Pareng Kaloy, is an elitist. It shows. He’s like one of the people in Filipino Freethinkers who think they: 1) have the moral high ground; and 2) are the end-of-it-all.

Kaloy may have “ditched” his admiration towards the Marcoses, since we all know that’s he’s a paid hack of the Yellows. He’s also INSANE for admiring both Noynoy and the Marcoses, which is like Rappler apologizing elitism and teleserye culture, which is like WATER AND OIL. However, from what I saw, there are still things he never ditched. Read the quote I stated above, once more.

(Side Note: That’s why, Caloy and Rappler click together!)

But still, yes, Carlos Celdran is the typical intolerant libtard we all know, from so far.

He’s the yellow version of Mocha Uson (yeah, really BAD comparison or likening). Kung si Mocha, she offended the Catholic Church for being hypocritical when it comes to the RH Bill, that is same with Caloy. Caloy, for all we know, entered the church to protest the Church’s stance on the RH Law, raising the placard with “DAMASO” written on it.

His stance towards the prude conservatives

AHAHAHAHA! He’s the de facto “number one enemy” of the prude conservatives. He hates Tito Sotto. He hates Manny Pacquiao. He believes that bobotante people are garbage in his eyes. That’s where I still admire him.

One reason why I still commend Caloy, despite the fact that he’s a Yellow: Many simple-minded people will never understand him, but only the intellectuals could. Also, he’s also basically admired by the likes of Marlene Aguilar, who openly declared that she’ll support him no matter what happens. In this case, Caloy still has a heart for the chosen ones.

People like him still deserve a soft spot. Hating on prude conservative senators chosen by the bobotante people is one admirable trait I like best about him: That being said, learn to discriminate.

Dear Rappler: I suggest, go to Russia, Kazakhstan, or even Belarus and do your shenanigans there

If you are not happy about the news, then go f*ck yourself.

To be honest Rappler, do your shit in Russia, Kazakhstan, or even Belarus, and see what you’re looking for. Even Showbiz Government and GetRealPhilippines.com are two examples of credible sources that surpassed YOUR kind of credibility.

That’s the reason why you deserve to be stripped off from your SEC license. SERVES YOU RIGHT!

#Throwback: Don’t take my word for it, take this!

Throwback:

YOUNG SEXY ACTRESS, IPINAG-KALAT NG NURSE SA ISANG SIKAT NA OSPITAL NA MAY HERPES

(Nakaka-sira ng reputasyon ‘yan, ha?)
ni Janice Navida, Bulgar

Kung tutuusin, bawal talaga sa mga empleyado ng ospital, mapa-public o private man, na mag-labas
ng medical records ng isang pasyente.

Pero kapag mga showbiz celebrities ang involved, hindi ma-iwasan ng ilan, lalo na ng ilang nurse
ng isang sikat na ospital, na maging chismosa at ikuwento sa iba ang kalagayan ng pasyente nila.

Tulad na lang ng nakarating sa amin na bukod pala sa pangkaraniwan lang namang sakit ng young sexy
actress na ayon dito ay na-kuha niya through viral infection, eh, nagkaroon din siya ng herpes,
na siyempre tanging doctor at mga nurse lang ang dapat sana’y nakaka-alam pero lumabas.

Ang nakakal-oka, alam naman ng lahat na may boyfriend na young actor ang young sexy actress, so,
paano at saan kaya niya na-kuha ang herpes?

Hindi na kami mag-bi-bigay ng obvious na clue dahil baka ma-sira lang ang pangalan at reputasyon
ng young sexy actress.

Now guess who?

Dear DDS bloggers: MAKE LOVE, STOP THE HATE!!!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Unfortunately I would like to address this to the DDS bloggers who have been fighting against one another and making the internet a social media warzone.

Now answer my question: Why hate against one another? Why can’t you find similarities to compensate with your differences? Is this what the Filipino is worth fighting for???

Infairness to Mocha Uson, she has not yet fought one single ka-DDS so fehr. In fact, this is what makes me admire Mocha Uson—it’s her bashers and critics who are her enemies, nevertheless kudos to her for not fighting with one single DDS blogger.

No matter how childish you are, remember there’s a right time to be childish, but at least try to show your mature side. After all, it does not hurt to show maturity—because it’s a sign of civility and professionalism at the same time.

Kayo-kayo na lang ang magkakampi’t magkasama tuwing ginagawang katatawanan ang pangulong Digong, mag-aaway pa kayo, kung kelan malapit na ang kaarawan ng Poong Hesukristo?

Kahit nga si Maharlika, gustong-gusto niyang WAKASIN ang away ng mga DDS bloggers. Well, do you know that the more you fight and act like spoiled brats, the more you are becoming the laughing stock of your worst enemy—the opposition. Infairness naman sa mga Dilawan tsaka mga maka-kaliwa, they still have a sense of bayanihan within them. Sometimes, we can take a cue or two from someone we dislike, right? Kunwari, ayoko sa mga Dilawan. Given na iyun. But, what I like best about them is that, they do not tend to vote for showbiz celebrities for office. Kaya nga, instead na Dilawan ang awayin ko, ang mga prudista ang bago kong kinakalaban. At isa pa, si kumare ko tsaka ako, gina-gang up si Salalima (I believe that old a**h*** is the real trojan horse of the Digong admin! Remember, he worked for two oligarch telecom companies!), bukod pa nga kay Tandang Conching (na uugod-ugod, walang kinatanda iyung bruhang iyun anoh!).

I guess, individual differences should never be an excuse to start a fight against a fellow DDS blogger. Many Digong supporters are prude conservative Marcos loyalists (most of them are anti-divorce, anti-FDI, pro-cyberlibel law, and prefers Pacquiao over Geraldine Roman), iconoclasts like Contreras-sensei (my kumare calls him “Contring”), and Ka Bruce Rivera who are staunch liberals, and also, anti-Marcos people who are also anti-Yellow (these guys tend to be more open-minded, liberal, and tolerant as opposed to prudes).

However, the most important thing is that: You peeps are Filipinos at the end of the day (well, Komi cannot be included because he’s ethnically Japanese… but here, he’s a Filipino on the inside hahaha). Why not observe bayanihan and pakikipag-kapwa this holiday season, eh? OK we can still hate people as a sign of honesty, but because it’s Christmas season, let’s set it aside. Christmas, after all, is the birth of Jesus, and of course if you mean Jesus, he’s the paragon of PEACE!

AMEN!?