This is a RANT to those who think that it’s OK for kids to be stupid, by saying that the planet next to Mercury is 7-11.
Call me killjoy of some sort, but this is unacceptable. Sure, this is funny to most of you, still the BBC commentary on North Korea when the two kids entered the dad’s room is much more hilarious.
The reason why I am RANTING BALLISTICALLY is because, if you are allowing your kids to be BOBO AF, then they’ll be the jejemong hitad who works at “The Krusty Krab,” o “e di sa puso mo,” as a “freelance model” kuno.
Now, these people on social media would most likely to be BOBOTANTE: They vote for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao in the senate because, “Malaki ang binigay niyang karangalan sa bayan,” or other ad hominem reasons such as, “Sikat, eh!” Voting for these two goons is no different from voting for either Sonny Trillanes or even Grace Poe. Trust me, you don’t want to see me angry, right?
Being “bobo” doesn’t always mean, “Walang alam,” o “puro bagsak.” Being bobo actually means, lacking imagination at the first place. Ang kabobohan, it’s a life decision. Kung pipiliin mo talaga maging bobo, magiging bobo ka talaga. No wonder, you should no longer wonder why I consider G Toengi, Marlene Aguilar, Cheska Garcia, Ina Raymundo, and Andi Manzano as the “matalino league,” while at the same time, I look down on the likes of Donita Rose, Sunshine Cruz, or even Gretchen Barretto.
Being matalino is also improving your race. Call me racist, elitist, and anything you want, but I can NO LONGER afford to be a hypocrite. Calling Melai Cantiveros “attractive” as a monocultural Asian person IS a sign of hypocrisy. However, calling Song Hye-kyo, Kristine Hermosa, Marian Rivera, Heart Evangelista, or even Ellen Adarna “attractive” as a monocultural Asian person IS a sign of honesty.
Also, calling Natalia Poklonskaya, Sabina Altynbekova, and Katya Lischina attractive as the same person I have mentioned, IS considered a sign of honesty. Who won’t ever follow them on social media, right?
Lastly, if you’re going to call Yui Aragaki the “ideal girl” of the town, again, as the same person I’ve mentioned, IS a sign of honesty.
Being honest (without sugarcoating), having high standards, rich and expensive taste, and settling for MORE (or not settling AT ALL), IS a sign of intelligence. That’s why, be frank with accord to your standards. Kung prangka ka ng prangka’t si Marlou Arizala o si Manny Pacquiao naman ang mga idolo mo, will you still be tagged as credible? I don’t think so, esp. if you think that it’s ok to be brutally frank, even though your standards are painstakingly low, and your taste is also poor and cheap. It’s also being brutally frank and being a prude conservative, esp. when it comes to relationships, but would often idolize boyfriend-stealing celebrities like Maja-rot Salvador and Cristine “KubetAA” Reyes-Khatibi.
Wala kang karapatang maging prangka kapag hindi siya naa-ayon sa standards mo. Also, wala ka ring karapatang maging prangka kung ultimong idolo mo pa lang, lumalabag sa mga prinsipyo mo. Isn’t that a sign of hypocrisy, na it’s ok for boys to chase women, pero “cheap” kapag babae ang naghahabol, unless mang-aagaw siya ng dyowa?
In that case, Majarot and KubetAA needed a father figure like Tito Sotto. At least, hindi na sila mang-aagaw ng boyfriend kahit kailan, since they have a father figure who could already guide them how they should handle their relationships. Kung “misogynist” sa tingin niyo si Tito Sotto, well, at least someone has a good concern when it comes to raising their daughters. Tingnan niyo si Ciara Sotto, did you ever hear of her stealing boyfriends? Pwes, siya nga ang “inagawan,” kaya siguro bumalik siya sa poder ng mga magulang niya.
Also, enough of the “lumaki kasi ng walang tatay eh” excuse. Usually, those women who steal boyfriends are often fatherless, but it’s the mother’s responsibility to show a good example. No wonder, iyung nanay ni Selena Gomez na si Mandy Teefey, she deserves to be called “na-ano lang,” besides Miho Nishida. Iyung mga babaeng lumaki ng walang tatay ngunit pinalaki ng lolo o lola, sila pa ang walang problema sa pagkakaroon ng nobyo: It only means, those girls who grew up with their grandparents (usually those who have a heart, and are willing to raise them in behalf of their mothers) are often more well-behaved, and less likely to be stealing boyfriends.
Speaking of stealing boyfriends, it’s also a sign of KABOBOHAN. Also, kung papayag si boyfriend na agawin siya ni mang-aagaw, siya na talaga ang ulirang BOBO BOY, at si mang-aagaw ay certified GAGA GIRL (refer to DOH’s song on teen pregnancy). Facts don’t care about feelings, that’s why if you see a mang-aagaw girlfriend and “nagpa-agaw” boyfriend, they’re the ultimate INUTIL couple.
At ang mga BOBO pa naman, they breed like rabbits: They create a generation of MORONS who remain jejemon and have this “halupagu” mentality. They’re the same people who called Marlene Aguilar “baliw,” and at the same time glorifying Manny Pacquiao’s rather self-righteous yet contradictory statements. Lastly, sila dapat ang maging biktima ng genocide kung saan, sana sila na lang ang pinatay, imbis na iyung mga totoong biktima ng genocide pa ang pinatay.
No wonder, we need to stop this epidemic called, “KABOBOHAN.”
NOTE: This is a collab blog entry with MSPanythinginrandom.